Free (Cardboard) Air Guitar @ Coles

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bonky on 04/05/2017 - 12:57 files.ozbargain.com.au (3713 clicks)
Last edited 04/05/2017 - 15:40 by 2 other users

saw these at the service desk when collecting my free chocolate bar

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  phunkyfeelone on 04/05/2017 - 18:43

  Inferior fake.

  Air guitars are made from 100% air.

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  bonky on 04/05/2017 - 19:16

  I think I'll be playing Bill & Ted Air guitar song … OMG I cant believe this has reached 63+ votes!

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  AlexG on 04/05/2017 - 19:24

  -1

  Why would anyone want this, or even earmark it as a deal?? Its free promotion for a company that regularly charges consumers the 'Australia tax'.

  Drone: Hey free banners to help Coles advertise! Yay!!
  Human: Are you insane?
  Drone: What, (homebrand) doritos are only $1.49 a packet this week!, prices are down down!
  Human: Your self worth is down down

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    silverrat23 on 04/05/2017 - 20:08

    Why would anyone want this

    The size of the cutout is tiny (adult hand can cover the entire neck) and is intended for kids to muck around with while their parents shopped.

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      UFO on 04/05/2017 - 20:28

      +1

      My nearest SupaBarn offers free icecream to kids when their parents are shopping.
      Now THAT is a good marketing strategy when dealing with 3 kids on a Saturday afternoon, that's for sure.

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        kahn on 04/05/2017 - 21:01

        +3

        A good marketing strategy, but a poor parenting strategy.

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        UFO on 05/05/2017 - 12:22

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        @kahn:

        Thanks for the uncalled for parenting judgement, you're awesome.

        Three under 6, and when Saturday afternoon is really the only time I can shop (with all in tow), I do what I can.
        The icecream won't kill them, and not everyone is a super parent like you.

        I hope you feel better judging others.

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        kahn on 05/05/2017 - 18:57

        @UFO:
        Sorry, pal. Would you prefer to only receive positive messages without anyone criticising you or telling you when you're doing something bad? Have a good think about that. If you feel rotten, then perhaps an ice cream will make you feel better.

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        UFO on 05/05/2017 - 20:14

        @kahn:

        No, I'd just prefer people stuck to the topic instead of judging people on something personal and completely irrelevant to the topic at hand. It was a cheap shot and I called you on it. Nuff said.

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        kahn on 05/05/2017 - 20:19

        @UFO:
        If only the ice cream was as sweet as you.

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      Employeehawkers8905 @ Coles on 05/05/2017 - 09:05

      Correct.

      All stores supposed to be giving them away for free (to children) yesterday (4th May) to coincide with the launch of the new down down ads.

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    BadGiraffe on 04/05/2017 - 23:26

    +2

    Why would anyone want this…?

    To paste all over Woollies.

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  UFO on 04/05/2017 - 20:26

  Maybe they need to spend less money on really annoying ads (and redoing those ads into even more annoying ads like the recent one), and less money on dumb gimmicks like this, and more on better/cheaper produce.

  They are losing market share for a reason…. and it aint because they don't have enough of these bloody air guitars available.

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    payton on 05/05/2017 - 00:47

    Not all of them are failures, excitable Jenny adds a bit of cheek on the weekly catalogues.

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  TheDukeOfNukem on 04/05/2017 - 22:13

  I'm happy with my modified one of their normal finger pointer thing. (The index finger has been cut off and reattached as a middle finger)

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  payton on 05/05/2017 - 00:42

  +1

  Thanks OP, finger @ back of the guitar also works well for presentations and teaching

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    bonky on 05/05/2017 - 07:22

    Good Point!

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  Tuba on 05/05/2017 - 09:40

  Do they do a bass?

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  mousie on 05/05/2017 - 12:07

  Free toilet paper

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