Are any pizza chains any good anymore? I have fond memories of Pizza Hut (and Dominoes and Pizza Haven to a slightly lesser extent) but everything seems to taste like cardboard and be made to the lowest possible budget these days.
Pizza Parlours are great if you want to spend $20 but even then it's almost like an entirely different category of product. I want a 1990 Pizza Hut Pizza. Please.
I remember when Crust arrived a few years ago and was so epic. Now it's just cheap plastic shit like the rest. Cost cuts like everyone else.