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Cockroach Chewing Gum Trick Surprise Toy USD$0.72 (AUD$0.95) Delivered @ GearBest

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Hey all - saw this deal hunting Bargains on a nice December day.

95c delivered + Cashback (New 2.40%, Existing 0.80%) https://www.cashrewards.com.au/search/gearbest

Delivery in 10-25 business days.

Nostalgia? Cheap gags? Creep out your Grandma? Love buying stuff online? Always wanted to say 'Would you like to try a Cock Mint? http://imgur.com/a/Oq9Un (I'm serious) The list is endless as to why you should buy this for under $1.

Heres a video of the gum in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKzHGxA0hyw

Next best price I've seen is $1.81 via AE

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  • +28

    People are always asking me for Cock Mints!

    • +14

      With great power comes great responsibility.

      • With great cock comes great power.

        • Great cocks come in size of mints!

    • +3

      They are very filling

  • Hahaha…Great Stuff #Oldskool

  • +3

    LOL. Too funny. Remindes me of my childhood days when the Easter Show had a show bag that had one of these in it, not to mention the whoopee cushion too!

    http://www.coolthings.com.au/sites/default/files/imagecache/…

    • +1

      I always popped my whoopee cushion in the end! Did a 'flying high sit' on it under the couch as a kid, BANG! My whoopee days were short lived and over till next Easter :-/

  • +2

    Classic :) Brings back memories

  • funneh

  • Come in any other flavours ?

    • +8

      Mint or Cock.

      • +2

        Fresh Breast perhaps ?

    • Salted Cream

      • or Oyster Sauce perhaps ?

  • +6

    Until one day your friend swap it with a real dead cockroach.

  • +3

    Hey OP - how big is the cock ?

    • +4

      as big as ur username lol

    • +1

      They will tell you that it's bigger than average, but when you get it, it will look much smaller in your hands…

  • +1

    Finally, a use for all those cockroaches I have lying around.

    • Lol if you had so many infesting your house that you have so many they would just canablise them self.

  • Wouldn't be better to have a real cockroach inside?

  • +1

    the roach looks pretty fake

    • +2

      so does the cock.. mint

      • +3

        thats what she said

    • +2

      One in twenty gets a real cockroach as a surprise!

    • pretty good deal tbh

      • Thanks for the vote of confidence :)

    • +29

      Looks like someone's been fooled by some cock mints before

  • +3

    I'm just here for the laughs…………

  • My gosh this is old, I remember having some of my mates pull it on me about 12-16 years ago when they came in easter show bags. I'm not sure how well this will work nowadays because chewing gum don't come in that kinda package anymore.

    The main shocks comes from something unexpectedly slamming on your thumb suddenly (it kinda hurt when i ways in primary school), not so much how real the roach is.

    • Oh right… Didn't see the name of the package. It makes me wonder if innocent kids were all running around with cock mints without realising it.

    • 12-16 years ago old… Back in my day before a little thing called the internet…

  • +5

    DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE COCK MINT AT WORK :(

    • Didnt show anything explicit….

      • Do you have safe search enabled?

        • Are you using Bing?

      • +1

        LOL, first thing you do is actually google it

    • google.co.nz would probably be the worst.

  • Well about 15 years ago I bought one with about 5 dollars (that's a lot money for me). Never image can see it again.

  • +4

    Gearbest please get the sweatshops to reproduce the flick knife with a comb instead of a blade.

  • good old times…

  • This is the first time the cock comes out and I am not arrested

  • Use promo code FBGBES for an additional 8% off…

  • Is this available locally anywhere?

    • Oxford St, Darlinghurst…

  • +1

    Part of the new OZB handshake

  • Got mine today - I thought it was COCK mint, not CROC mint?!?!?

    http://i.imgur.com/GwaVYyKh.jpg

    • Seriously???

      • lol yep. There is a disclaimer on their product page that 'styles may vary'…so I guess that explains it, bit of a laugh though.

  • I guess. Not sure whether I'd laugh or cry at getting a crocodile! Id have preferred bugs, spiders…You name it. But a crocodile?! WTF? Maybe mine will come with a mini Donald Trump or these are the remnants after he's drained the swap :P

  • mine came with a crocodile too…

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