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Cockroach Chewing Gum Trick Surprise Toy USD$0.72 (AUD$0.95) Delivered @ GearBest

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Associatedrawm on 20/12/2016 - 14:23 gearbest.com (3528 clicks)
Last edited 20/12/2016 - 14:56 by 1 other user

Hey all - saw this deal hunting Bargains on a nice December day.

95c delivered + Cashback (New 2.40%, Existing 0.80%) https://www.cashrewards.com.au/search/gearbest

Delivery in 10-25 business days.

Nostalgia? Cheap gags? Creep out your Grandma? Love buying stuff online? Always wanted to say 'Would you like to try a Cock Mint? http://imgur.com/a/Oq9Un (I'm serious) The list is endless as to why you should buy this for under $1.

Heres a video of the gum in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKzHGxA0hyw

Next best price I've seen is $1.81 via AE

Toys & Kids Chewing Gum Cock Mint Cockroach Joke Toy

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  • Diji1 on 20/12/2016 - 14:27
    +28

    People are always asking me for Cock Mints!

    • Associatedrawm @ GearBest on 20/12/2016 - 14:28
      +14

      With great power comes great responsibility.

      • Scab on 20/12/2016 - 16:23

        With great cock comes great power.

        • [Deactivated] on 20/12/2016 - 17:02

          Great cocks come in size of mints!

    • woteva on 20/12/2016 - 21:47
      +3

      They are very filling

  • Ozjoey on 20/12/2016 - 14:32

    Hahaha…Great Stuff #Oldskool

  • D1977 on 20/12/2016 - 14:32
    +3

    LOL. Too funny. Remindes me of my childhood days when the Easter Show had a show bag that had one of these in it, not to mention the whoopee cushion too!

    http://www.coolthings.com.au/sites/default/files/imagecache/…

    • Ozjoey on 20/12/2016 - 14:35
      +1

      I always popped my whoopee cushion in the end! Did a 'flying high sit' on it under the couch as a kid, BANG! My whoopee days were short lived and over till next Easter :-/

  • babo on 20/12/2016 - 14:34
    +2

    Classic :) Brings back memories

  • zakarados on 20/12/2016 - 14:48

    funneh

  • MITM on 20/12/2016 - 15:06

    Come in any other flavours ?

    • carwashhair on 20/12/2016 - 15:10
      +8

      Mint or Cock.

      • MITM on 20/12/2016 - 15:12
        +2

        Fresh Breast perhaps ?

    • Cluster on 21/12/2016 - 13:33

      Salted Cream

      • MITM on 21/12/2016 - 13:36

        or Oyster Sauce perhaps ?

  • mily on 20/12/2016 - 15:06
    +6

    Until one day your friend swap it with a real dead cockroach.

  • Maglia Nera on 20/12/2016 - 15:18
    +3

    Hey OP - how big is the cock ?

    • homersyd on 20/12/2016 - 15:26
      +4

      as big as ur username lol

    • pegaxs on 20/12/2016 - 22:17
      +1

      They will tell you that it's bigger than average, but when you get it, it will look much smaller in your hands…

  • zerocents on 20/12/2016 - 15:20
    +1

    Finally, a use for all those cockroaches I have lying around.

    • Slippery Fish on 20/12/2016 - 16:13

      Lol if you had so many infesting your house that you have so many they would just canablise them self.

  • MasterNoob on 20/12/2016 - 15:20

    Wouldn't be better to have a real cockroach inside?

  • lgacb08 on 20/12/2016 - 15:24
    +1

    the roach looks pretty fake

    • scud70 on 20/12/2016 - 15:26
      +2

      so does the cock.. mint

      • scud70 on 20/12/2016 - 15:26
        +3

        thats what she said

    • rr64 on 20/12/2016 - 15:30
      +2

      One in twenty gets a real cockroach as a surprise!

    • zakarados on 20/12/2016 - 15:44

      pretty good deal tbh

      • Associatedrawm @ GearBest on 20/12/2016 - 16:38

        Thanks for the vote of confidence :)

    • SnakeDoc on 20/12/2016 - 15:48
      +29

      Looks like someone's been fooled by some cock mints before

  • Oz-Bogan on 20/12/2016 - 15:47
    +3

    I'm just here for the laughs…………

  • Butt Scratcher on 20/12/2016 - 16:12

    My gosh this is old, I remember having some of my mates pull it on me about 12-16 years ago when they came in easter show bags. I'm not sure how well this will work nowadays because chewing gum don't come in that kinda package anymore.

    The main shocks comes from something unexpectedly slamming on your thumb suddenly (it kinda hurt when i ways in primary school), not so much how real the roach is.

    • Butt Scratcher on 20/12/2016 - 16:18

      Oh right… Didn't see the name of the package. It makes me wonder if innocent kids were all running around with cock mints without realising it.

    • cryptos on 20/12/2016 - 18:42

      12-16 years ago old… Back in my day before a little thing called the internet…

  • apptrack on 20/12/2016 - 16:16
    +5

    DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE COCK MINT AT WORK :(

    • hippyhippy on 20/12/2016 - 16:41

      Didnt show anything explicit….

      • apptrack on 20/12/2016 - 16:50

        Do you have safe search enabled?

        • snackerjoe on 20/12/2016 - 19:35

          Are you using Bing?

      • MrFrugalSpend on 21/12/2016 - 00:55
        +1

        LOL, first thing you do is actually google it

    • [Deactivated] on 21/12/2016 - 13:55

      google.co.nz would probably be the worst.

  • ezhang6767 on 20/12/2016 - 16:33

    Well about 15 years ago I bought one with about 5 dollars (that's a lot money for me). Never image can see it again.

  • Ashy Larry on 20/12/2016 - 16:43
    +4

    Gearbest please get the sweatshops to reproduce the flick knife with a comb instead of a blade.

  • mrgeckoz on 20/12/2016 - 17:07

    good old times…

  • djmm on 20/12/2016 - 17:40

    This is the first time the cock comes out and I am not arrested

  • tootski on 20/12/2016 - 21:59

    Use promo code FBGBES for an additional 8% off…

  • jdogg on 21/12/2016 - 00:11

    Is this available locally anywhere?

    • StewBalls on 21/12/2016 - 14:16

      Oxford St, Darlinghurst…

  • So Was Red on 21/12/2016 - 04:01
    +1

    Part of the new OZB handshake

  • rigram on 21/12/2016 - 08:58

    If you get the wrong cock: https://poolagirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/after-dick-min…

  • dammit on 23/01/2017 - 19:24

    Got mine today - I thought it was COCK mint, not CROC mint?!?!?

    http://i.imgur.com/GwaVYyKh.jpg

    • Associatedrawm @ GearBest on 24/01/2017 - 07:45

      Seriously???

      • dammit on 24/01/2017 - 12:52

        lol yep. There is a disclaimer on their product page that 'styles may vary'…so I guess that explains it, bit of a laugh though.

  • Associatedrawm @ GearBest on 24/01/2017 - 14:43

    I guess. Not sure whether I'd laugh or cry at getting a crocodile! Id have preferred bugs, spiders…You name it. But a crocodile?! WTF? Maybe mine will come with a mini Donald Trump or these are the remnants after he's drained the swap :P

  • zorrt on 29/01/2017 - 21:21

    mine came with a crocodile too…

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