What's The Most UnAustralian Thing You've Ever Heard?

riding on the coattails of imhavingagreattime "What's The Most Australian Thing You've Ever Heard?" post

Let's juxtapose, so give us the worst you have and share them with fellow Aussies for a few laughs.

Personal Favourite: "would you like to leave a tip" (waiter at restaurant)

Comments

  • I don't eat pork!!!!

  • -2

    ni hao maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • +1

      Kind of like how "Hello guv'nor!" would have been to the original Australians (i.e. Aboriginals or did we forget about them?) in the 17th century.

  • -3

    That all races are equal.

  • +2

    Cant wear Thongs in Qantas Lounge!

  • Australian "He's wearing thongs"

    American "no it's flip flops"

    • American - "no, it's singular"

      totally different meaning

  • yeah nahh yeah nahhhh yeahhhhhh alright mate

  • your question -> What's The Most UnAustralian Thing You've Ever Heard?

  • "I don't watch sport and I don't drink beer"

    -Me

  • "I love the way our NBN is going."

  • When someone says dorm instead of village

  • The internet is fairly priced and very fast

  • Show us your map of…….

    (anything but Tassie)

  • "its illegal to accept fuel money when taking your boat out with friends."

  • ketchup

  • +2

    Everything that comes out of Sarah Hanson Young's mouth. You would think the illegal arrivals keep her in office. Is it too much for politicians to put Australian voters first?

    • +2

      She's an absolute muppet

  • +1

    Qantas told me I couldn't get into the FF lounge with thongs on (were nice Reef ones, not a $2 pair from Neds).

    That's pretty un Australian…. it was 42 degrees outside. If they think i'm wearing socks and shoes when it's that hot, they've got another thing coming.

  • +1
    • yeah, was about to post it here when I saw the post this morning.

  • The most Un Australian thing is the US giant eBay trying to appear local with their G'day [username] when you log in. Bloody annoying!

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