What's The Most Australian Thing You've Ever Heard?

Limhavingagreattime on 14/04/2016 - 16:19
Last edited 14/04/2016 - 16:24

Give us the best you have and share them with fellow Aussies for a few laughs.

Personal Favorite: "Yeah-nah" (as one word)

General Discussion

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  • placard on 17/04/2016 - 17:59
    +1

    "Get it in ya"

  • McWillisac on 17/04/2016 - 19:10
    +2

    "you's"

  • BartholemewH on 17/04/2016 - 19:39

    Slap it and feed it.

    If your mate lands a triple on his face:

    (Incredulously) Ya right?

    When he cries: Rub a bit o' dirt on it. You'll be right.

  • altomic on 17/04/2016 - 20:16

    Thirst Aid Kit = Esky

  • Islund on 17/04/2016 - 20:27

    Chiko Roll

  • clubberlang on 17/04/2016 - 21:31

    I'll 'ave ya

    Up the blurter

    ridgy didge

  • purplelady on 17/04/2016 - 21:36

    It's Un-Australian! :D

  • [Deactivated] on 17/04/2016 - 23:02
    +1

    "Can I pash you luv?" :&

    • [Deactivated] on 18/04/2016 - 07:46
      +1

      Personal experience? I hope that you didn't chuck a wobbly.

      Jar Jar Binks: "Yeah, nah."?

      She didn't invent the word, but do be polite to Melbourne girl Kate Ceberano next time, even if she is a Scientologist.

      Don't watch this, although no accounting for anything.

      Do watch this, though. Her career highlights arrived early.

      Extended mix: for J-Twin breakfast kitchen-dancing purposes and for running while snake-dodging.

      • [Deactivated] on 18/04/2016 - 08:02

        Yeah…Nah…for sure! *smirks and nods

        • [Deactivated] on 18/04/2016 - 10:10

          I'll just take it from that, that you didn't actually chuck a wobbly. A gentleman never would.

          Oh, and upvote my comment, Jar Jar Shit for Brains. If I'm going to piss-fart around pasting bloody Kate Ceberano links for you, it's the very least you can do. Ta. :)

        • [Deactivated] on 18/04/2016 - 15:30

          @Tas: wiki posted the"can I pash you love" comment. There's 2 of us using the same handle. You should be able to tell apart by now.

        • [Deactivated] on 18/04/2016 - 16:36
          +1

          @Jar Jar Winks?: Ok. Even educated guesses are sometimes fraught, with you two..

          So, no recent-thread GC-matching behaviour then, JJB..? That's a relief.
          Also, -JJB, no amorous/drunk women asking you for a pash in the street? My condolences.
          Maybe Kate has Google Alerts, and will offer. A French-exit VPN will have to suffice in the meantime..?

          P.S. Wiki, I'm sure you're very pash-worthy. To degree possible, best to take "Can I pash you luv" as compliment of sorts (at least a bit prior to :& and kicking JJB in the nuts)
          Give the poor bloke a break, once upon a wicket, 1120…
          :)

          Have a good week, you two.

  • buckster on 17/04/2016 - 23:05
    +1

    Chuck a wobbly

  • tko6070 on 18/04/2016 - 01:14

    Hooroo

  • tyb1987 on 18/04/2016 - 01:35

    Give u a Pineapple!

    Smoko

    Good day

  • xordis on 18/04/2016 - 08:06
    +2

    "Ooi you poofters, who wants to have a root in the dunny"

    Proven to be very Australia by a friend of a friend who yelled it at the top of his voice (twice) in an American airport to prove nobody in America (and most of the world) knew what it meant.

    • thepigs on 18/04/2016 - 10:14

      rofl

  • ProjectZero on 18/04/2016 - 08:51

    Nothing is as Australian as Pavlova… ;)

  • aussie-bargainer on 18/04/2016 - 08:53

    Use of the word "f**c" at an average of 2 per sentence 😈😂

  • xdiep on 18/04/2016 - 09:01
    -1

    'That's Koutz…'

    Short for 'That's Kouta'

    …. after Kouta, the Gladiator that was touched by the gods

  • Saucy Morsels on 18/04/2016 - 10:16

    cheers cobba digger pal

  • jonathonsunshine on 18/04/2016 - 12:41

    People named Bruce?

  • soloman86 on 18/04/2016 - 13:14

    Nah, She will be right..
    Cts fked

  • avgbowlofpho on 18/04/2016 - 15:26

    spag bog/ spag bol

  • BadGiraffe on 18/04/2016 - 15:33

    "Yeah, nah". That was something I had to get used to when I first came here.

    Not sure if this is said anywhere else in the world.

  • clubberlang on 18/04/2016 - 18:41

    Poor bugger

  • addicted on 18/04/2016 - 19:17

    shirt-front !

  • GLO on 18/04/2016 - 21:05

    Hey Cobba, howz ya shiela?

  • Chongy288 on 18/04/2016 - 22:45

    Am I ever going to see your face again?

    ….

  • JepunK on 18/04/2016 - 23:31

    Nekk minnit

  • youbeokay on 19/04/2016 - 00:59

    Howdy mate?

  • Islund on 19/04/2016 - 10:56

    The Angels

  • sjobeck on 19/04/2016 - 16:14

    C'mon blokes the most Australian saying is

    "Chuck a Uwey" - meaning perform a u-turn

  • Aap Ke Papa on 19/04/2016 - 19:55
    1. lets have a toastie
    2. Hey goin mate?Howaaya?
    3. Good on ya mate!Cheers!
    4. Straya mate
    • [Deactivated] on 20/04/2016 - 12:18

      wtf is a toastie?

      • [Deactivated] on 20/04/2016 - 14:32

        Anything out of a sandwich-press, these days, probably. Otherwise, toastie out of a jaffle-maker. Very exciting article -

  • Bnjam3 on 19/04/2016 - 20:19
    +2

    Those selling an $3000 item on gumtree:
    "Only opened the box to take a picture".
    "Received it as a gift".
    "New never used" while the item was abused for the last couple of months.
    "Grab your self a bargain" Still over priced.
    "Wont last long" Last edit over 1 month.
    "$1000 ONO" and refuse to sell for $950.

  • iamnikon on 26/04/2016 - 20:16

    Shortening "-sie" nicknames even further because you're too (profanity) lazy for two syllables.

    Megs. Ives. Wends. Mands. Jules. Gabes.

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