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40 Pack Ansell Lifestyle Regular Condoms $11.19 @ Chemist Warehouse

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40 Pack Ansell Lifestyle Regular $11.19 @ Chemistwarehouse normally $14.99

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  • +6

    Hope jv won't comment.

    • +9

      MM, if you're really after a bargain on condoms, go to their factory outlet and buy some seconds for half price..

      • I will stick to new once. Thanks for your suggestion. Enjoy your second hand condoms.

        Edit : If you don't mind asking from where you buy second hand condoms?

        • +16

          from where you buy second hand condoms?

          gumtree

        • @jv:

          Good on you.

        • -1

          @jv:

          It should be a c, not a g

        • @KaptnKaos:

          hehe upvoted

  • Cue…PC and Giphy😆

  • +1

    Too small

      • You're not using it right…

        • +2

          No I use it on left.

    • +19

      Sorry to hear that but it takes a lot of guts to let everyone know about your problem.

  • +2

    I forget the expiry dates on these. Is it 1 year?

    Do people really have sex more than 40 times a year?

    • +3

      No i usually use 5 and resell the rest for profit…. I broden condoms

      • +7

        No i usually use all and resell it as 2nd hand for profit….

        • +3

          Ha! That's nothing. A true ozbargainer would just wash it out and keep reusing it until it broke or they went broke with child support payments.

        • +1

          @syousef:

          False economy

    • 1 year have 52 weeks, less than once per week

      • +6

        Someone paid attention in school.

      • and?

      • +2

        12 weeks being that "one time per month" = 40 weeks per year!

        • Not a barrier to some!

      • ~0~

    • -1

      Normies do.

    • Expiry date can vary based on how long that stocks been in the warehouse, but its usually like 3 years when new?

      So that drops it down to around once a month. Manageable?

    • +1

      I thought the average was 3x a week

      • +6

        Yeah, but masturbating doesn't count so I guess you wouldn't need to buy them.

        • -4

          As you will see by my past history, its well documented I have sex with gf daily

        • @GameChanger:
          Cool story bro.

        • -1

          @djrussell89: I see you're in Perth, you're welcome to come over to validate my claims.

      • -1

        …and Google tells me the average height for a man in Australia is 175.6. If you are shorter or taller you must be a statistical anomaly.

        • Not sure how this compares to what we're talking about.

          Are you concerned about your height?

          I didn't neg u btw

        • -1

          @GameChanger:

          What I meant: Average amount of sex is as meaningful as average height. What's normal or works for you is unlikely to be smack bang on average.

    • +1

      In my case, the one night! Organising a party for my missus this Saturday and this will be perfect! Thanks OP!

      Giggity!

      • +1

        Damn, does that mean we're all invited?

        First ever OzBargain orgy!

        • +1

          There will be no anal though since all attendees are too tightarsed…

    • +1

      I probably had it about 50-60 times in 2014.

      In 2015 though…I don't wanna talk about it

      • +3

        Hmmm. Seems that you have fulfilled your 10 year quota in 2014 alone…

    • +1

      /gif facepalm

      • Hmmmm… I wonder what that would've brought up 3 days ago…

    • +6

      Thats like saying forget any dining deals, if you want a real freebie, try starvation.

      • Except that in this case; pretending to eat alleviates starvation.

    • +3

      Fortunately you've chosen to abstain, and you will indeed be "thelastnoob".

  • +5

    There goes the future Prime Minister

    • +2

      Too much information young marquise!

      • Ah but I'm not young, that's why the announcement is worthy of a music video featuring Akon

    • +1

      young wippersnapper

  • The best protection is underwear

    • +5

      Unless your in someone elses?

    • +2

      The best protection is pocket protectors.

      Guaranteed to keep you STD and baby free for years to come!

    • Some would say the best protection is their face…

    • Easily defeated, just by moving it aside.

    • +1

      the best protection are crocs footwear

  • happy days

  • -1

    Anybody know how to reuse condoms?

    You turn them inside out and shake the **** out of it.

    • +2

      Well my. First few guesses at **** were either wrong or you are using them the wrong way.

  • Any Oz Bargainer would know that cling wrap is cheaper than condoms!

    • +4

      sadly you have to buy cling wrap…. the fruit and vegy bags in the fresh food section however are free

      • +3

        one size fits all, too

  • More bang for your buck.

  • +1

    Real men use the skin of their enemies!

    • +2

      Presumably the foreskin .. :-) .. !!

      • +24

        Wouldn't it be foeskin?

  • $0.28 per poke, pretty good value. Now just need a girlfriend.

    • +6

      That'll cost you flower @ $100, chocolate @ $30, dinner @ $80, alcohol @ $50…each time.

      Cheaper to buy an xbox ;-)

      • +32

        Whatever you're doing to your xbox, you need to stop.

  • what to do with the extra 39?

    • +1

      Water, high rise carpark, video camera, you know the rest.

    • what did you do with the first?

      • +1

        Dont you mean who?

  • Real Ozbargainers use a bannana peel

    • It was me!!

    • +2

      MM is posting deals that benefit the community……

  • How about Large size?

    Regular is too tight :P

    • How about you unload your mind instead?

    • +8

      DontPullitOverYourBalls

      • -1

        Meh. It doesn't even reach balls when unrolled ;)

  • Price match at Officeworks? Oh wait……..nvm

  • THERE'S NOTHING REGULAR ABOUT A 40 PACK IN MY LIFESTYLE..!

    • I can make it a regular thing ;)

  • $11.19 - That is a f*k|ng good price!

  • No good to me, don't get it regular

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