[April Fools] 2 Extra Hours Sleep $899 (99% Discount) @ Scoopon

Lbobidylan on 01/04/2016 - 11:00
Last edited 01/04/2016 - 11:06 by 1 other user

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It's The Ultimate Scoopon - 2 Hours More Sleep! Just $899! Upgrade for 3 Hours for $2939! Suitable for Children!

It's Finally Here! Smash the 'Buy Now' Button for TWO HOURS MORE SLEEP! We Know You'd Sell Your Soul For It, So at $899, It's a STEAL! Bust It Out at that Awful Moment When Your Alarm Clock Rings - or Use It After Lunch, In the Afternoon, or When the Kids Just. Will. Not. Sleep! This Awesome System Folds the Space-Time Continuum Using a Small Disposable Hadron Collider, Or Something - Even We Don't Know How it Works! Totally Safe For Use on Babies & Toddlers!

Get in quick, limited availability!.

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  • PorkHunt on 01/04/2016 - 11:02

    Too overt. Should have posted 20c eneloops instead.

    • Jesmond on 01/04/2016 - 13:52

      Cringe

      /gif cringe

  • Gehirn on 01/04/2016 - 11:02

    /gif nightmare

  • pennypacker on 01/04/2016 - 11:02

    /gif terrible

  • zzymurgy on 01/04/2016 - 11:03

    /gif narcolepsy

  • superforever on 01/04/2016 - 11:03

    Can I add girls ….. :)

  • GreatWhiteHunter on 01/04/2016 - 11:08

    It seems Fridays are the days for stupid posts that the moderators do nothing about….

    • tomsco on 01/04/2016 - 11:17
      +2

      /gif April Fools

    • robbyjones on 01/04/2016 - 11:19

      /gif grumpy GWH

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2016 - 11:10

    /gif fail

  • GirlFriday on 01/04/2016 - 11:10
    +2

    where's your sense of humour guys, its April Fools :)

    • jv on 01/04/2016 - 11:25
      +1

      You need to 'check' the "I am associated" box…

  • biggweilo on 01/04/2016 - 11:11
    +2

    I bought it

  • videlity on 01/04/2016 - 11:16
    +2

    its actually free when you checkout!

    • Big Chungus on 01/04/2016 - 11:32

      /gif minions excited

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2016 - 11:23
    +1

    lame. im all for Ozbargain changes to their site to reflect Aprils fools but i think deals shouldnt be posted

    • robbyjones on 01/04/2016 - 11:43
      +2

      It's one day and it is a deal that is posted on a legit site. Resistance is futile, relax and join the fun.

      • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2016 - 11:47
        -4

        Ok, then lets have some april fools road sign changes and airport pranks while we are at it, its just fun after all

        • robbyjones on 01/04/2016 - 11:48

          Go hide underneath your doona for the day. Bah humbug to ya!

        • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2016 - 11:55
          +1

          @robbyjones: Im very serious on April Fools Day. Ill come back out for Valentines Day where its just about selling cards. Bah.

  • mr_vino89 on 01/04/2016 - 11:24
    +1

    I'd pay good money for some good quality sleep right about now…. =.=' zZzZz

  • Big Chungus on 01/04/2016 - 11:27
    +1

    This is one of the best deals out there at the moment.
    /gif minions excited

  • SevenSmurfs on 01/04/2016 - 11:31
    +1

    /gif sleep

  • ronnknee on 01/04/2016 - 11:40
    -2

    I take my bargains seriously. Please remove.

  • blablabla23 on 01/04/2016 - 11:41
    +5

    REVIEW:

    While promising, this product unfortunately did not live up to its hype. This reviewer bought 6 sets, and was disappointed to find out that this product was not compatible with coffee, Coke (trademarked), coke (not trademarked), most teas, i.e. generally anything containing caffeine. Be careful when handling the product, as this reviewer unconsciously utilised 2 sets in a row after getting drunk and woke up 6 hours later in a different bed with strange women- another dangerous side-effect which appeared contagious (everyone was asleep). Also be warned that using this product at work will not stop your boss from yelling nonsensical phrases like "get up", "this is your last warning", "you're fired", and "get security".

    VERDICT:

    Do not be fooled: CAPITAL letters and fancy phrases like "space-time continuum" and "hadron collider" are nothing more than impressive marketing comprising entirely of made-up words. My recommendation to the manufacturer: include documentation next time as I nearly dozed off trying to find out how this worked.

  • Jesmond on 01/04/2016 - 13:51
    +2

    Lighten up people

    /gif you suck

  • [Deactivated] on 01/04/2016 - 18:33

    /gif stop /gif

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