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FREE: Skyn Elite Condoms & Maximum Performance Lube Samples @ Ansell

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tightarse on 22/02/2016 - 10:51 ansellcondoms.com.au (6929 clicks)
Last edited 22/02/2016 - 11:23 by 1 other user

Screenshot here from Ansell's home page.

Have a great day :)

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  • WatchNerd on 22/02/2016 - 10:55
    +15

    Thanks TA, pity there was no option to choose my correct size. I need tighter fitting.

    • 50cent on 22/02/2016 - 10:57
      +16

      not many men would admit that !!

      • 8azinga on 22/02/2016 - 13:26

        The ones who signed up for the sample just did since it's listed as 53mm width which is smaller than average.

    • Hyena on 22/02/2016 - 11:04
      +7

      Just to clarify, on your side or hers ?

    • malouphix on 22/02/2016 - 11:09
      +4

      zip tie?

    • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 11:14
      +26

      I need tighter fitting.

      Lol. PM me your grinder username.

      • inasero on 22/02/2016 - 12:39
        +2

        Lol I thought you were a bottom?

    • slipperypete on 22/02/2016 - 11:24

      Here you go

    • Bunnyburger on 23/02/2016 - 00:15

      Cheer up 28, nothing wrong with being built like a greek statue!

  • zomgbargain on 22/02/2016 - 10:56
    +2

    Lots of condom deals post-valentines day…

  • Chthonic on 22/02/2016 - 11:03
    +19

    Straight to comments.

  • Grok on 22/02/2016 - 11:04
    +3

    I haven't used my last free sample yet :(

    • itsandhu on 22/02/2016 - 11:18
      +43

      You must be married!

      • timmysbiscuits on 22/02/2016 - 11:31
        +3

        This guy knows…

        • Grok on 22/02/2016 - 12:33
          +5

          Update, I checked the last sample and it expired so I will get this.

          Thanks OP

  • bargainhunter8888 on 22/02/2016 - 11:05
    +16

    Finally! A lube that turns my sloppy performance into maximum performance

    • scrimshaw on 22/02/2016 - 11:56
      +1

      My engine still knocks and I've got my oil changed. Does my piston require lubrication?

      • montorola on 22/02/2016 - 14:08
        +1

        Depends on how hard you're cranking the crankshaft

  • shmahoo on 22/02/2016 - 11:05
    +3

    these posts are starting to rub me the wrong way
    lucky I'm in the middle of a refractory period

  • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 11:05
    +2

    'Have a great day :)'….. One just might.

  • malouphix on 22/02/2016 - 11:09
    +6

    Thanks OP.

    Website Blocked
    Location: www.ansellcondoms.com.au/pages/skyn-request-a-sample
    Your organization's policy prohibits access to websites categorized as Adult/Sexually Explicit.
    Return to the page you were previously viewing.

    :(

    • tightarse on 22/02/2016 - 11:10
      +2

      Work firewall eh? Use a mobile.

      • malouphix on 22/02/2016 - 11:57

        Nothing can stop me, just posted it up for humours sake. :)

    • coprocessor8087 on 22/02/2016 - 11:16
      +4

      Try again once your boss ordered. He will unblock after receiving order confirmation.

    • strikerzebra on 22/02/2016 - 11:16
      +1

      Haha my work firewall blocked it too, mobile to the rescue

      • Lukian on 22/02/2016 - 11:51
        +1

        I just turn my work proxy off in browser(s) where I don't need it :)

    • ozdavo on 22/02/2016 - 18:20

      Tell HR that it is an OH&S issue to block this page ;)

  • superforever on 22/02/2016 - 11:13

    A box?

    • mrrizzle on 22/02/2016 - 11:50
      +14

      You have to find that yourself

    • shmahoo on 22/02/2016 - 14:50
      +4

      Are you asking if these come in a box?
      I think that's the most common usage of them! :)

  • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 11:15

    do we get a box?

  • superforever on 22/02/2016 - 11:17
    +5

    Max performance means the max of your performance, so it will not make your performance better if your performance itself is no good :p

    • coprocessor8087 on 22/02/2016 - 11:22
      +2

      We need a performance vs price comparison chart to help choose the most cost-effective product. Not everyone need an i7 performance

      • superforever on 22/02/2016 - 11:26

        Not everyone need an i7 performance

        That is not up to you :p

        Ask your wife or girl friends ….

        • coprocessor8087 on 22/02/2016 - 11:35

          Max performance but last shorter.
          Average performance with longer lasting enjoyment. It is not easy to make a choice.

          And Max performance usually generate more heat. We are still in a hot summer.

  • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 11:17
    +10

    Maximum Performance Lube

    Useful when dealing with a tightarse

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • itsandhu on 22/02/2016 - 11:31

      tightarse as the OP who posted the deal or …?

      • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 11:39
        +8

        Yeah, please feel free to tell us the punch line. I never would've picked it myself.

  • hashtagbargain on 22/02/2016 - 11:19
    +1

    Do they verify the email address before sending the sample?

    • Turd on 22/02/2016 - 11:22
      +2

      NO

      • WatchNerd on 22/02/2016 - 11:27
        +3

        Been waiting for 30 min on my Guerrilla Mail, nothing has come in.

      • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 12:32
        +7

        awesome going to send a sample to my boss.

        my bit of fun on the office consists of signing my boss up for free random crap like this

  • spackbace on 22/02/2016 - 11:21

    I'm just gonna slip right in to these comments

  • josepet on 22/02/2016 - 11:30

    GF is on pills but yeah why not?

    • ExPrinceHairy on 22/02/2016 - 11:32

      Your DP isn't a picture of her cervix, is it?

    • spackbace on 22/02/2016 - 11:36
      +1

      Or so she says… :P

      • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 11:39
        +1

        Nek minnit…

        • nocure on 22/02/2016 - 11:46
          +18

          👫➡👪

        • tomleonhart on 22/02/2016 - 17:01
          +3

          @nocure: in details
          👫💏👆🏻💦🚼👨‍👨‍👧‍👧

  • kiLbiL on 22/02/2016 - 11:34

    filled the details and hit the submit button. is that all?

    • WatchNerd on 22/02/2016 - 12:31
      +2

      No, you still need to vote.

      • kiLbiL on 22/02/2016 - 18:05

        how do i do that

        • WatchNerd on 22/02/2016 - 18:39
          +3

          Click on the green plus symbol at the very top left of this page.

  • Wallyt99 on 22/02/2016 - 11:37

    Fyi skyn are not latex. They are good for a non-latex but don't expect to blow away.

  • PLANT on 22/02/2016 - 11:42
    -5

    Um only ACT address??

    • RyanMK on 22/02/2016 - 11:44
      +4

      The other states are there, they're just kinda 'invisible'. If you type in the first letter of your state, it'll show up.

    • mskeggs on 22/02/2016 - 11:47
      +1

      Even if that was the case, seems no reason for a neg?

      • PLANT on 22/02/2016 - 12:03

        Appreciate the heads up on the invisible states ;)

  • Clear on 22/02/2016 - 11:53
    +1

    pfft who needs to buy balloons anymore?

    • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 12:29
      +2

      no more glad wrap and rubber bands

    • Tal_Shiar on 22/02/2016 - 13:09

      Condoms do make epic water bombs, but often you need 2 people, no going solo on this lol

  • Islund on 22/02/2016 - 12:04

    you slipped that in

  • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 12:26

    Good stuff, I wouldn't go near the standard performance lube

  • Phoebus on 22/02/2016 - 12:29

    Just what I need.
    Just came back from a holiday in Taipei and Tokyo. Went through a box of 24 in no time.

    • TheOneWhoKnocks on 22/02/2016 - 12:30
      +18

      Your hands must be sore.

    • rawm on 22/02/2016 - 12:38
      +2

      This must've been you then http://imgur.com/McKZ3ZT letting all those Japanese 'lanterns' into the night sky.

      Not cool to brag ;)

  • bryans on 22/02/2016 - 12:37
    +1

    Does someone have an 'in-depth' review of this product?

    • shmahoo on 22/02/2016 - 14:51

      I haven't used these much, could only offer you a tip

  • altomic on 22/02/2016 - 12:42
    +4

    i live in the perfectly named suburb for this deal - Woody Point

    • quarrymaster on 22/02/2016 - 12:56
      +4

      Rooty Hill, NSW 2766.

      • shmahoo on 22/02/2016 - 14:53

        The only suburb I can think of is Mount Martha!

    • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 12:58
      +5

      I live in Cockburn WA.

      • altomic on 22/02/2016 - 13:01
        +1

        something something Tightbottom + Cockburn

        • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 14:17

          thats what the free lube is for

  • spychiatrist on 22/02/2016 - 14:23
    -1

    Brave enough to put your names, eh

  • Phoebus on 22/02/2016 - 14:35
    -2

    I hope everyone who's requesting one of these is married

    • shmahoo on 22/02/2016 - 14:50
      -1

      I hope that if you're not married that you think of using these

    • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 15:43

      why does a free condom offer require everyone to be miserable?

  • avgbowlofpho on 22/02/2016 - 15:43
    +1

    Name : Jack Hoff

    • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 19:32

      Useless son of David Hasselhoff?

  • BillyZ93 on 22/02/2016 - 15:46
    -1

    Make sure you use that lube TightArse, otherwise you'll just be Arse.

    • Tal_Shiar on 22/02/2016 - 23:23

      You're doing it wrong…

  • ScoMosas on 22/02/2016 - 17:34
    -4

    same thing I posted here 2 months ago and was marked as expired on posting.

    • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 18:14
      -5

      welcome to OzBargain, where it's the same handful of people desperate to win money or prizes each month by reposting crappy deals and freebies!

      • tightarse on 22/02/2016 - 18:21
        +5

        We all aspire to being as good as you one day Makoto :)

      • ScoMosas on 22/02/2016 - 19:15

        I commented on post. I did not attach anyone personally or I did not challenge anyone. But still some community members have intolerance in nature or blind support for some members. Negative voting on the comment is the outcome of that.

    • Moderatorhamza23 on 22/02/2016 - 19:18

      same thing I posted here 2 months ago

      Just to clarify: Your deal was for for http://www.skyn.com/en-AU/Try-Skyn.aspx , this deal is for http://www.ansellcondoms.com.au/pages/skyn-request-a-sample - you can view your unpublished deal to see that the link is different and also multiple comments that explain the deal didn't work due to a runtime error upon form submission and was therefore unpublished (if you try your deal you will see this error yourself).

  • robb6014 on 22/02/2016 - 18:07
    +2

    This is a conspiracy from big pharma - they are sick of ozbargain and their master plan is to breed us out of existence by giving you all thousands of free condoms. There will be no next generation of bargain hunters Think about it sheeple!

    • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 18:35
      +1

      No need to go to all the trouble to give out condoms, I don't think the average cheapskate gets much anyway to begin with.

      • Clear on 22/02/2016 - 18:40

        You haven't seen Bogan Hunters then?

  • djmm on 22/02/2016 - 21:45

    Great for upcoming Christmas Kringle.

  • MegaBargain on 22/02/2016 - 22:38
    +4

    There was a problem with your submission.
    This form is currently private and cannot be viewed by the public.

    • unhallowed on 22/02/2016 - 23:29

      im getting this too, :/

    • [Deactivated] on 23/02/2016 - 00:03
      +4

      No freebie for late cumers

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