Being Forced to Move by Our Crazy Neighbour

Hi All,

Sorry if this comes across as a rant, but my Crazy Neighbor is driving us nuts!
Just wanna share my ordeal with her and any advice is appreciated.

Here's the situation, moved into a house 3 years ago. 4 houses share one private road, I'm the second house on the road and my crazy neighbor is the first one.
All the neighbors were really nice at first including the crazy one.

Just my wife and our 1 year old living here, very few visitors and we like to keep to ourselves. Her, I estimate to be in her 50s, divorced, with 3 kids that she said stays with the father. Ex-husband is an architect, so she's an "expert" in the area and can't stop telling me about it.

It was all good at first, I did all the neighborly stuff like move her bins, help her with moving furniture etc….
But the nightmare started when we wanted to renovate our house and do a small extension inside our old garage space.

Fencing Saga:

As part of the DA process, we had to get a surveyor to mark the boundaries, with our house being in a bushy area, there's actually no fence in between the houses. As soon as she saw the surveyors, she confronted them and asked them flat out whether we were going to put up fencing.

The surveyors told me about this and being still neighborly at the time. I explained to her we are doing an extension and not intending on putting up fencing. But that didn't stop her from telling me how many lawyer friends she has and how she hates fencing and how its bad for the wildlife (even though she has fence on all other sides of her house).

Building Saga:

DA gets approved and work commences, that's when stuff gets bad.
1)Strategically placing bins near the corner of her block, so big trucks will have problems moving in. She will then go harass the tradies for moving her bin.
2)Complaints directly to the council for illegal asbestos removal and council proved to be false.
3)Complaints directly to the council for illegal building works, even though there is a big sign on the property with the builders's and PCA details.
4)We tried to keep the place as clean as possible, but if she sees any pieces of paper/plastic, we'll see it hanging on our branches.
5)Our new baby arrived during this time, so my section of driveway was a little neglected. But the good neighbor on the other side helped out with the sweeping. Crazy lady didn't like it though, came over and gave me a lecture on how I should keep my section of the driveway clean and went as far as telling me I should get my parents to move in if we couldn't handle the baby.

After these complaints, we kinda avoid her.

The Carport Saga:

Recently, I put up a carport, which I had a development exemption for. It was a DIY kit and over 10 meters from the boundary on all sides. Couple of weeks ago, I got a letter from council saying they need to inspect my carport because my downpipe was not correctly connected. They were also going to inspect my air conditioner, because someone complained that its location (unused pathway) can potentially be a fire safety risk.

I admit the downpipe wasn't connected, but the water was running into my garden. Since it didn't really affect anyone, it was quite low into my to-do list. But seriously, complaining about a downpipe on your neighbours carport and their AC? I must have really p1ssed her off!

I got pretty annoyed at this point and called the council and made my own complaint about her running a youth hostel in her property (A story for another time).

The Letter Box Saga:

Last week, I replaced my old letter box with a new one, at the exact same location. She comes banging on the door just before 8 in the morning(waking the whole household up in the process) and tells me I have to move the mailbox because she can't get to her mail without cutting herself on it. I was a bit shocked and she repeated it 3 times really slowly like I was an idiot. I got the letter box from bunnings, so all the edges were rounded and there was plenty of room to get her mail! I couldn't be bothered arguing with her, so I moved it anyway.

Today:

Today my parents came to visit while I was at the shops, apparently she came over to them and told him he was driving too fast on the private road (which I doubt, he's in his 60's and drives an old bomb).
She came and confronted me in my backyard and accused my dad of yelling at her. Seriously, its Christmas. Chill out! I couldn't stand it anymore and asked what her problem was, how we pissed her off and when are the complaints going to stop? She just keep repeating, if you received any complaints from me, let me see it in writing. But I ended up telling her I've had it and I'm putting a fence up in the new year and I expected her to pay half.

So Here are my options:
1)Put up the fence and just stay put.
2)Sell and move on
3)Do nothing.

Honestly, I've got a baby and wife to look after and I don't really have the energy to deal with her constant complaints. So I'm thinking of selling up. It'll be less stressful on all of us in the long run, but its so sad that we are being forced out of our home by the crazy lady next door.
What does everyone else think?

Update:

Thanks for everyone for their replies, just went to the station and had a friendly chat with a constable there.
I told her about my ordeal, she was really nice and sympathetic but unfortunately the crazy neighbor is being really smart and there's nothing they can do at this point.
However, she told me the first step I should take is to write a letter to inform her she's no longer allowed on my property. If she needs to discuss anything, she is to either do it via email or snail mail.
After doing this, if she gets caught on my property, I'll be able to apply for an AVO at my local court.

I'll be drafting the letter and putting it in her letterbox tonight. I'll also keep my camera's on and hopefully catch her in my property.

The more I read the replies, the more I wanna put the fence up and stay-put. (Hopefully I don't waiver, when her next compliant comes. :) Thanks everyone!

Edit: Modified headings for better readability

Poll Options

  • 521
    Put up the fence and just stay put.
  • 19
    Sell and move on
  • 3
    Do nothing.

Comments

  • +30

    I think you should discuss with her. If that doesnt work… call the bikies.

    • +1

      I don't think we can talk after today, if I didn't confront her, we can still pretend nothing happened.

      • +6

        What about the other 2 houses? Have you talked to them and asked if the behaviour of crazy cat lady in house 1 is normal?

      • Put up the fence tell why you are but fence i did make 6 foot brick fence wood one they used road work on motorways.

    • Absolutely. Maybe a midnight knock on the door and a horses head out in her front yard might give her something to think about

  • +32

    4) pay someone to pork her to take her mind off things :P

    • +10

      Take picture with your cctv cam and put it on tinder

  • +22

    go to the police for harassment
    stupid (edited) is just causing issues
    get some cameras setup to monitor her actions on your property

    • +5

      Not a bad idea, would the police do anything? I got the camera set up last week, for her to see my downpipe, she would've had to come into my property.

      Plus we had some of her guest knock on our window one night, scared the hell out of us.

      • +6

        Cops reallllly don't like getting involved in neighbour disputes. One thing I could suggest is talk to a dispute resolution specialist and potentially see if she would be interested in mediation - bringing in that neutral third party could help you clear the air.

        • +13

          She doesn't want mediation. She loves the conflict. It gives her something to focus on. Mediation would be fruitless. Poster must either: get her to focus her attention elsewhere or eliminate the kicks she gets from continuing her behaviour. Personally I think the poster is taking the right action in forcing all correspondence to go in writing. Then simply don't reply to any of it and don't action anything. If she retaliates, take photos, but don't approach.

      • +11

        would the police do anything?

        Yes Explain what is happening and she is constantly harassing you.

        Cameras are a good idea put multiple ones around your property and maybe a big gate to stop her from getting in… Do this asap for your wife's and 1 yo 's safety

      • +13

        yeah they can take action obviously try the diplomatic ways first but my cameras ended up saving lot of time with police and also deters the neighbors from trying anything as they can clearly see cameras running

        mine are setup to alert via email with image and sound recording

        hik vision do a great power over ethernet camera so you could run it to a few locations via ethernet as the camera is fully waterproof (:

        i think since my install crime dropped by 70% and it stopped the hoons in the culdesac as well

        great cameras as they do 2mp full 1080p at 30fps

        • Great idea, didn't know power over ethernet camera's existed. I've got some DLink camera's I got for free with my router. I find they tend to kill my wifi, especially when I have 2 recording at the same time.

        • I really think cameras will fuel the situation. She wants you to react. Force all her correspondence in writing, but do not reply to her. She will retaliate, take evidence of this and use it against her if required.

        • +1

          @Dozingquinn:

          i doubt cameras will do shit
          shes a trouble maker to begin with
          provides evidence that shes on your property

          also having cameras can reduce home and contents as well dependant on insurer

          also cameras can provide evidence n court to the police with non related crimes if they happened

          if we go by your theory me having a car camera fuels road ragers sorry but i dont see the logic behind your statement

        • -1

          @shawncro 222: I.. I don't know where to start. Your spelling and grammar perfectly match your arguments.

  • +47

    your neighbour sounds like youtube material. upload some vids where she goes ape. wait for it to viral and make some coins.

  • +64

    Add fence, buy a noisy car, get a dog maybe 2, get some chooks, put baby on her side, open window when babie cries at night/middle of morning. Get water feature with electric fountain put that along the fence, get a pool and putnthe pool pump on near the fence.nchop the trees and grow something else

    Give her a reason to be pissed

    Erect electric gate to keep her out and so you can drive in without issues

    She is probably going through manopause, it will be like this for a few more years.

    • +11

      I was thinking menopause too, she was really nice at first. But I kinda suspected something was wrong, when she kept telling me about how bad her ex husband was etc.. Really creeped me out when there was a house fire locally in the radio and she told me she got excited cos she thought her ex husband was dead.

      So I don't really want to escalate things too much, with a wife and baby in the house.

      • +3

        I will try to find where her ex and will tell her ex about what she told you about how excited she was if her ex was dead. lets her ex to sort it out with police :)

    • +1

      Sometimes I reckon the OZBARGAIN communit would make good neighbours… this is one of the times i dont believe it

      • +23

        My 2 neighbours are ozbargain regulars, we sms each other with deals all the time haha

        We come over for breakfast on weekends and share saving tips.. :)

        • +34

          Is one of your tips: "Go to your neighbour's house for breakfast"?

        • +1

          @onetwothree:

          Haha totally, usually when we bought too many items on special & are overstocked

      • LOL. Helarious

    • Why punish the other poor neighbours who become the sacrificing goat between the two parties.

  • +18

    One of my mates has a next door neighbor very similar to yours OP, although maybe a little more crazy..
    They always suspected that she was trying to poison their their cats and their dog.
    Always complaining, screaming and name calling like a crazy bitch… you know, just the textbook persona of a crazy individual

    Their solution was a restraining order, which may work for you. You already have enough evidence to suggest that your neighbour is harnessing you and your family. It seemed to work for my mate (Apart from the occasional name calling every so often, etc)

    • +2

      Thanks for that, might go to the local station for some advice.

      • +15

        I have a neighbour like that too.

        She had been pretty tame until the last year when it would appear dementia has commenced. Now its just a matter of time before I follow this same advice. The bigger problem for me is her husband idiotically backs her up. I will not be selling as the expense and hassle is not worth it, and I like it where I am as the other neighbours are good. So you should never be forced to move, however she is definitely forcing you to act (by bullying you - is it any wonder her husband left her!!!), so be reactive by documenting evidence in order to be proactive in your actions!

        First follow the Police's advice, every step and to the letter. But then there is much more you can do:

        Reactive Documentation:

        1. Keep a diary of each of her interactions with your extended family. This will always work in your favour before a judge. First document this most recent incident (then note the historic incidents) and continue it. This sets you up nicely with the Police, Council and the Courts.

        2. Speak with her other neighbours to get some insight.

        3. Report any of her ongoing infractions to the Police, and keep the incident numbers.

        4. Provide your Local Council a letter stating your discussions with the Police and the incident number(s) as they occur. Set Council up to understand she is the problem. Oh, and all letters to Council are a matter of public record, so you should be able to find out from Council who complained and the details whether letter of by phone. Add all these to your file.

        5. Any interaction that occur with her need to be followed through with a brief letter to her stating the facts (no emotion, no descriptive words, just the facts) and what you infer from her comments (threats, blame, aggression etc etc). The idea is to set her up to understand she is the problem and infer you are prepared to go down the legal route.

        Proactive Actions:

        1. Set up cameras to "monitor your home's security" so you can catch her out. (Already underway from your comments).

        2. Put up a Fence. Check out your State's dividing fences act. The critical pieces being the process, time frames and documentation required to erect that boundary fence. Follow that to the letter. Also visit Council about this as the dept looking after fences may have added pragmatic advice for you in managing her.

        3. You may be able to get a small amount of free legal guidance (not advice) from your local court. They deal with these situations regularly. You might be able to get some advice from your motoring organisation too (this might be restricted to traffic and accident matters though).

        The bottom line is she is a bully and only three things shut bullies up. Either you stand up to her - but she seems to taken that as a challenge so far - you go down the legal route, or you find a bigger bully to bully her (subtle hint about bikies here).

        • +3

          good advice, I'll start documenting our interactions with her.

        • Good advice.

          I think I must also have neighbour like yours and the OPs

          Fight, but fight legally…..albeit slowly.

        • +4

          For having dealt (and still dealing actually) with terrible neighbours:

          • Cameras must not face to any part of her property where she has an expectation of privacy, for instance her backyard if it's over the fence, directly at her front door (could record what's inside when she opens the door) etc. The rest is fair game.

          • It's legal to record someone in a public area, and their front yard counts as a public area. Doesn't matter if the can see your phone or not, and you don't have to warn them about recording either.

          • for an intervention order, start making a log of past (if you can recall them) and future interactions. "on sunday the X of June, I was harassed by Mrs Y with regards to etc". Try to get witnesses testimonies.

          • Very likely scenario is the court will ask you to try and go to the mediation centre first.

  • +4

    If it makes you feel any better, we had problems very similar to this when the neighbours first moved in. However after a little while things settled down. Wouldn't exactly call them friends, but things were actually good. Might be her /marking her territory' etc so to speak.

    • We were hoping that will happen too, we were thinking surely the downpipe was the last thing. Sigh

  • +1

    Have you spoken to the other people on the block? Maybe they're having the same issue.

    • +2

      Allthe old neighbours in the private road have moved out in the past few months. But were the youngest on the street by like 20 years, so I think she feels a bit superior and can bully us a bit.

      She Talks to us like kids, today she repeated my full name so many times, like leaves sure was telling off a child.

      Our new neighbour sweeped the entire private road last week, cos her part was an utter mess. She took offence with leaves in her garden and proceeded with moving the leaves back on the road a few days later.

      • +1

        Did you go up to her and demand she look after HER part of the road ;)

        • Nah, I try to avoid her and just clean my own section.
          If she was nicer, I would've had no problems cleaning her side too.
          She has plenty of time working in her backyard, but just no time for the front.
          I'm sure she's complained to the old neighbors(the ones that moved), how I don't help out with her driveway.
          But she probably didn't tell everyone the nasty lecture she gave me before.

      • Repeated your full name?? Is she covertly recording these conversations? Confront her about illegal recordings.

        • +3

          I doubt she's doing that, she still uses a dumb phone. like your mum telling you off, when you did something wrong. Calling you Jonathan instead of Jon etc…
          Very condescending!

  • +3

    Bikies

  • +5

    By a huge dog. She will not come in your yard again. Problem solved
    Or trespasser will be shot sign and make it clear with her name on it.

  • +16

    OP—

    Regardless of how she was "before" (ie, nice-ish), the point is that it may have been basically an act, and this is her true persona.

    If so, these sorts NEVER respond favoruably to you if you attempt to be reasonable/accommodating. Instead, all it does is make them ever more bold by playing into their psychosis.

    As you see- you get the same result whether you placate or not— so DON'T. As others have stated, go to your local police station for advice & to try to get something, anything, on record that you wish to lodge a formal complaint for fear of your family based on the "escalating" harrassment, erratic behaviour, & trespassing. You might also try to gain stat-decs from any tradies she's had contact with whilst working at your premesis which supports your complaint/her odd & aggressive behaviour.

    "Their solution was a restraining order, which may work for you."

    ^This

    I also agree on fencing & electric entry gate.

    Good luck.

    • I think i'll definitely go get some advice and put it on record at the station. Agree with her being more bold, she's not even hiding the fact that she's trying to make our life miserable anymore. I really feel like she's crossed the line, when she banged on my door that morning and harassed my parents today. It's a way more personal attack, compared to a council letter!

      • +4

        Add stat decs from your parents as to their interpretation of the events, her demeanor, how she made them feel (threatened? Uncomfortable? She seemed "odd"/erratic/possibly dangerous, if that's true…etc). However they truly would describe the event. Coming from someone who survived a dedicated attack from someone who was clinically disordered, I can assure you that irrefutable evidence is the key to having things on your side.

        I'm very sorry to hear of your issues- especially when all you want is peace & quiet.

        It makes me happy I rent @ 54! If my neighbour ever turns to sh*t, I can move. Luckily, I only have one & he's a gem!

        Go to your police to file a formal complaint. It's long past time.

        Let us know how it went,yeah?

    • +1

      I agree you need to stand up to this woman. She is a bully and so far you have yielded to her and shown yourself as weak. That has fed her ego and she is getting off on the fact she thinks she can walk all over you and enjoy a power trip whenever she feels like it. Next time she comes over you need to crack it, and you need order her off your property. I would gesture to the cameras and say in your scariest voice possible that you have a case on her with the police and you will put a restraining order on her if she dare enter your property again.

      Also the council are really enabling her - they need to be made aware that she is causing such stress and really need to filter her complaints.

      • +1

      • +1

        OP you need to go mental. Just lose it.

        I had an ongoing problem in the past with two separate neighbours and this is the only method that worked. Attempting to settle it in a civil manner got absolutely nowhere. You can't reason with unreasonable people!

  • +2

    Mate sorry to hear about your neighbor. They can sure make your life hell, but like others have said I would press some charges for harassment with the police so you are covered if she gets them involved for some non sense. And yeah get the fence.
    Don't let her wear you down. Best of luck

  • +8

    She considers your patience a weakness. Whenever possible, react to nothing, respond to nothing. Let her see she is ignored. Consider CCTV. You may require evidence one day.

    • +1

      How can you not react when someone gets you out of bed in the middle of night by by banging on the front door?!

  • +11

    Don't back down to someone like that. Live your own life and do what you please. If she comes onto your property tell her she's trespassing and the next time she will be hit with a restraining order. Put up the fencing but first check on what the time constraint is on when she has to cough up half the cost. Tell her the camera's are on 24/7. Does she actually own the property or is a rental? Single, divorced, might not be her house. (no offence anyone in similar circumstances),

    • +5

      Doing a search for the address on google can normally tell you if it was recently rented or has been rented in the past. If so you could even get the most recent estate agent and put in a complaint directly to them.

      • +4

        +1 to this. We have previously had renting neighbours booted out by doing a title search to find the owner directly and inform the owner of our observations and why this tenant is not someone we would like renting our property. Works well.

    • She's definitely own the place, she brags about building the house herself. In between her 3 kids and divorce, she apparently just finished it a few years ago. You would think someone like her would be more understandable about the stresses of a baby and renovations!

      • +2

        Ok aff—

        I'll hope that this link DOESN'T apply here, but I'm beginning to think it does…this was the consensus of my past partner & I eventually had to let go:

        http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/

        Read all of it & see what stands out to you? She doesn't have to match everything- & you don't interact personally, but you'll know.

        The other site is this:

        https://planetjan.wordpress.com/category/narcissistic-person…

        A personal blog of a teacher in the US midwest who had to deal w/an NPD friend.

        No matter who you are, you'll recognize what's described here. It might even save your sanity.

        HTH

        • +2

          wow, didn't know what a narcissist is until now.
          Definitely see a few matches here:
          1. An exaggerated sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
          7. Lacks empathy
          9. Shows arrogant, haughty, patronizing, or contemptuous behaviors or attitudes

        • +4

          Yep definitely sounds narcissistic personality disorder. It goes far beyond the common definition of narcissist where someone is totally in love with themselves.

          They always start off nice to suck you in, then unleash. You may as well do what you want now because no matter what it is, she will complain. The best solution for these people is to completely ignore them and enforce your physical and personal boundaries totally with her. Don't give her an inch or she will take every mile she can.

          If she continues calling council or other authorities onto you for petty stuff, I reckon you might be able to get her listed as a vexatious litigant/complainant and note that she's likely got narcissistic personality disorder. This evidence may assist you later down the track if you need to get a restraining order.
          Keep plenty of written and dated records as well, they will probably come in handy.

          Good luck.

  • Call today tonight!

    • +12

      They'll prob change the story around and say I'm giving the poor little old lady a hard time. :)

  • +59

    I got the letter box from bunnings

    Did you notice the picture on the box could have been of someone else's garden and digitally enhanced.

  • +1

    On principle, you should stay. But bad neighbours are the worst and can really ruin your life. Honestly, if you are not against moving and you have the means to move to a bigger place now that the new baby arrived, I would do so.

    It might leave a sour taste in your mouth letting her "win", but you just had your first baby. Trust me, you have more important shit to deal with instead of wasting what little time and energy you have on a nut case that has all the time in the world to escalate things.

    You might win a battle or two but you won't win the war. She had you beat before you even started.

    For the safety of your wife and child, just take the opportunity to upgrade houses instead. If you didn't have the means or had some emotional attachement it might have been different, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

    EDIT: misread slightly, thought you had a newborn and not a 1 year old. Advice still stands though.

    • +4

      I sold and moved away from a crazy neighbour. I am so glad I did. Worrying and the constant bombardment was having an effect on me that I didn't fully recognise until it was gone. Plus, it gave me an opportunity to upgrade and move closer to work.

      • +2

        Yeah, I hear you. I think she's in the back of our minds all the time.
        She constantly have her doors and windows wide open. So we talk very quietly when we are outside, almost whispering so she can't hear what we are saying.
        We also make very minimal use of our backyard, because her house overlooks directly into ours.
        I keep my head down and avoid eye contact, when I see her in the backyard.

        This is how we are living, this is our house and we're sneaking around like thieves!

        • +6

          recently-build residence that overlooks your private space ? That is waay against regulations, should have obscuring film up to 180cm from floor level on any windows overlooking your private space. Maybe you could complain to the council about that ?

    • This is where our baby was born, so there's definitely some fond memories here. But I think her constant harassment is slowly eroding them away. If we do move, I bet you the only memories we will have about this house is HER!

      • +1

        Agree with fruxo. We moved out because of inconsiderate neighbour who left our newly bought car dented. My husband didn't want to move because he felt that we were letting our crazy neighbour win the battle. But it was just driving me crazy and anxious for things that might happen while we were not at home.

        Moving was the best decision. We now live in a better suburb. So far our neighbours are ok (they can be loud sometimes when listening to music) but people seem to (try to) cohabit peacefully here.

        I feel a bit sad when I look at our old photos as that's the first house my son grew up in. He still misses it too from time to time. He would say "I wanna go to that house" while pointing at the photo. But we don't associate the old place with our crazy neighbours. I just see it as it's time to move on to better place.

        • +1

          That's sad being forced to move, but I'm glad it worked out. It really does your head in wondering what she'll do next!

  • Let her know that as you keep 'bothering' her, you'll be putting a fence up to keep the distance/peace between her.

    As per your letter to her, say please put all issues/complaints in writing.

    Don't answer the door if she comes knocking.

    Have you talked to the other 2 houses? Do they have any issues/run ins with her?

    • The other 2 neighbors just recently moved in, so they've unlikely seen the "real" her.
      I don't really want to bring up the subject either, I don't want to sound like a complaining neighbor and it'll just ruin their peace if they know there's a crazy lady living on their road.

      Sometimes its better to be ignorant.

      • +8

        You should invite your new neighbors for a BBQ. She'll go nuts and then they'll know without you having to say a word.

  • +13

    Wow. Of all the neighbors from hell posts I've read over the years, that was the most coherent and well written one I have seen.

    I think it's sad that someone has so little to do with their life that they spend it making others miserable like this. And it Sounds like you have a real pain in the ass to deal with. with a new kid, it's not something I would be bothered to deal with or have on my mind. But that's just me.

    Your home is yours, if I don't feel safe and happy where I live and where I unwind with my family. It's not my home.
    If I was in a situation where I could relocate without losing money or put my family through more stress than the neighbor is causing, I would.
    Before I left, I would be putting up the biggest and ugliest fence possible. With posts on her side. Along with any other work to make her miserable, a second story, large tv dish, many trees that grow big and drop leaves. And so on.

    Again. That's just how I am.

    Really hope it works out for you.

    • She no longer works and just have students staying in her house as her income. Also noticed something happened to her leg recently, so she is home-bound a lot, so she has A LOT of free time.

      I'm pretty much dealing with her all by myself, my wife doesn't really want to hear about it. It really stresses her out and makes her hate living here. What you're saying is exactly why we are thinking of moving. After a long day, you just want to come home and relax. Whenever she complains, I have trouble getting to sleep and really makes me unhappy about our home.

      So if both of us aren't happy, then its not really our "home".

      However, selling and moving also brings a whole different type of stress…. :(

      • +18

        Report her to the ATO in case she isn't paying tax on that.

  • +3

    That was a great read while i ate my plum pudding with ice cream. Sorry to hear about your neighbour, but i love these annoying people (for entertainment value).
    Once you start filming it, you can lead her on a bit to make her go wild for a better/ Future court case for harrasment. You could always post her address, and some of the Ozbargainers may sort her out. (harass in a non deadly way)Maybe we could randomly knock on her door at 4am over and over. I would do it for you if she is near my place (Frankston). Good luck , and just tell her to Piss off and don't be afraid of offending that bitch.

    • +3

      As much as I want to post her address, I don't want give her "lawyer friends" any ammunition.
      I've put the letter in her mailbox, so hopefully I don't have to talk to her again.

      • +10

        Ok then post your address; we'll figure it out 😉

      • +4

        Damn I was so sure this was one of those times to send someone a letter full of glitter.

    • +7

      Hahahah post her address, so we'll send her some free condoms, maybe all she needs is a good f***.

  • +4

    I'll throw my 2 cents in:

    Selling up and finding a new property is just going to create a different set of stressors for you and yours. Keep evidence of her foolishness and as soon as she breaks the law (e.g. entering your property unlawfully) immediately use it. The officer you spoke to was right: people who dedicate themselves to doing all of this weird shit to their neighbours usually know the laws and rules inside and out. They usually make sure you stay juuuuuuust within the law so not only does their behaviour annoy the tits off of you, you feel a degree of helplessness from the system because they can't intervene. I consider this kind of behaviour almost a moderate form of psychopathy: they know what they are doing, they know what effect it is having but seem to live just to do it.

    I am pretty lucky with my neighbours, besides the occasional douche-bag techno rubbish played a few times a year on what I assume are birthdays it is pretty quiet and safe around here.

    I hope you can find some peace.

    • I agree, finding a new place is so stressful.
      I remember going to open homes every weekend, its just makes it even harder with a baby.
      How do I know my next neighbor is not crazy as well?

      Sigh….

      • "How do I know my next neighbor is not crazy as well?"

        Go talk to them, and any within hearing distance?

        • I actually spoke to her briefly when we were looking at the house, she seemed quite normal. Look how things turned out :(

      • +1

        Crazy is ok, how about drugs and thugs living in the neighbourhood, that's way worse

      • imagine when you have open house and this lady making up some drama, the interested buyer might runaway :)

        • I was thinking about that too, but then she will just have to live with us Forever!

      • +2

        Yep , I was going to say moving is not the solution here. Your new neighbours might be even worse - happened to my parents.

    • +6

      I agree with you, we must have somehow pissed her off. But I honestly don't know what we did and she never came to us about our building works directly, all we got were complaints from the council. She's been here a long time, maybe she just doesn't like change. We've been here for 3 years and really the only reason we haven't put up a fence is because we know she doesn't like it.

      Come to think of it, when we first looked at the house. She was telling the agent that she hopes whoever moves in doesn't put in a fence. I really should've picked up the early signs.

      I'm sure all neighbors have annoying habits, she's got a few. But we just choose to live with it, because we want to stay neighborly.

    • +4

      Ummm if she only just finished renovating I am pretty sure she ruined everyone elses peace and quiet at one time or another. Honestly she might have bipolar for you all know. Bad neighbors are hell.

  • +12

    What you need are some new hobbies like collecting torches buy a few 1000+ lumen lights and test them at night every night. Maybe take up dirt bike riding buy a 2 stroke bike and make sure you need to fix it! Remember peak power curve on a 2 stroke is usually really high! Become a nudist walk around your backyard naked with your friends. I am sure after a while she will put the fench up her self!

    • love it !

    • +1

      but..but…maybe she loves naked men

  • +8

    When I first moved into this rental, I had a next door neighbour who lived by herself and 3 dogs. She would drive 8 hours every weekend to go to dog shows. I went into her house once, to buy her fridge off her, and there was nothing but dog pictures EVERYWHERE. Very creepy like. Anyway, a month or so later, she kept complaining "I never brushed my dogs". Ignoring her, she shut up for a bit. Then one day, the mowing guy came around at 3pm Saturday. She came around and YELLED at me, my partner and the mowing guy for waking her up. At this point, I told her to "Shut the fukc up and get the fukc off my property". She went back inside and moved a month later. But not before yelling at me one last time to brush my dogs. Crazy, crazy. Unfortunately a loud family moved in and they find any reason to party. I've needed to tell them to shut the **** up a few times.

    Morale of the story: be rough. Be brutal. Be firm.

    • That's crazy!

    • I love your response! You showed her not to mess with you!

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