The Eggs eggspire in 5 days, only from Coles Eggspress.
Go get your eggs yo.
Bought 8, came to $31.60, then way down to $4.00 flipped the server a fiver like a boss. Walked out with my swag.
Happy as a hen in a pen.
Egg curry tonight, poached eggs tomorrow, the possibilities are endless.
Gotta mantain my muscles yo
cool story bro. how come 2 x $2 make $5 according to the receipt? anyway, enjoy your 48 eggs in 5 days
How's that my man?
I will, I'm glad I have a big family.
i was referring to the receipt that said you paid $5 and got a $1 change. oh wait, you took that off…
I adjusted my cool story bro for your enjoyment as per previous comment.
do you freeze them?
Nah, we'll have them easily in 5 days, plus they'll last a bit longer than 5 days in the fridge.
Like yo momma
your farts must smell
Don't yours?
Perfect for end of school?
Don't egg him on.
These puns are eggcellent
It's so eggciting
Heading down to Coles Eggspress now…
96 lightly fried eggs fell out of the Coles and onto the famine struck trolley of malouphix in the Slacks Creek system. This caused the one surviving man of the malouphix tribe to die from cholesterol poisoning some weeks later.
Nice, I should get you to write my bio. You are eggcellent at this.
Oh chicken s…! I was going to say what an eggcellent price but you've scrambled that idea. What rotten luck I was too late.
P.S. you mean the eggs eggpire in 5 days. ;P
Looks like you've cracked it:)
You’re poaching my best yolks
4127 crew 😎
Ohhh yeah brother.
"Go get your eggs yo" read receipt, saw Slacks Creek, everything make sense now.
50 cent yo.
Better get em before everyone from Woodridge does and the crime rate goes up lol
Omelettin’ this slide
"Egg curry tonight, poached eggs tomorrow, the possibilities are endless."
Catastrophic heart explosion is probably within the realms of those endless possibilities…
good luck lol
A typical egg laying hen will lay about 500 eggs in 2 years before she is killed. That's $4.00 to keep a fellow earthling in horrendous exploitation for 70 days. Bargain.
Stay on the sunny side up.
Considering the hen probably never even saw the sun till she was thrown into a box and shipped to the slaughterhouse makes that a bit insulting.
You’re so hard boiled
Two ad hominems to two statements of fact. Have a good day.
@thevofa: I’m scrambled by your comments and fancy words. Thank you and I hope you have an eggceptional day.
A typical egg laying hen will lay about 500 eggs in 2 years before she is killed. That's $4.00 to keep a fellow earthling in horrendous exploitation for 70 days. Bargain.
Eggs cannot end up on the supermarket shelf without exploiting hens. Biology.
6 x 8 = 48. Math.
3a. Bacteria and protozoa are not sentient therefore I have as much sympathy for them as I do for rocks and grass.
3b1. I do not intentionally exploit mosquitoes, like I do not intentionally exploit chickens.
3b2. If a hen was pecking me or keeping me up at night I'd treat her the same as I'd treat an annoying mosquito.
3b3. If you were sucking my blood I'd treat you no less. So I don't really know what you're getting at?
Way to scramble a dude's logic, bro
@James1976: He/she also doesn't eat meat, nor fish, nor drink and/or eat dairy, unless I'm eggsaggerating the comments.
Bacon, eggs and sausages for breakfast, no way too eggstreme, way too many sentient lives were harmed in the process.
6 x 8 = 48. Math.
My bad, I assumed from this that the packs were dozens.
Eggs cannot end up on the supermarket shelf without exploiting hens. Biology.
Yes but that isn't the purpose of OP's payment, that would be for the eggs.
3a. Bacteria and protozoa are not sentient therefore I have as much sympathy for them as I do for rocks and grass.
First you argued for consideration for hens as "fellow earthlings" now you've arbitrarily moved the line back to "sentience".
As one of numerous species that advances at the expense of other animals, why should we limit our advance now?
Please show me a vegan protein source with a higher biological value than chicken eggs.
Yes but that isn't the purpose of OP's payment, that would be for the eggs.
What, like paying for petrol without an ulterior "purpose" magically negates the necessity for petroleum to be pulled out of the ground?
As one of numerous species that advances at the expense of other animals, why should we limit our advance now?
What are you exactly advancing by eating eggs?
Please show me a vegan protein source with a higher biological value than chicken eggs.
If my sole purpose in life was to consume protein that might be a consideration. But considering protein deficiency is not a disease in the Western World, and that a diet devoid of all animal products can deliver all the protein requirements for human beings, I fail to understand why your question is even relevant.
First you argued for consideration for hens as "fellow earthlings" now you've arbitrarily moved the line back to "sentience".
Do you always use nuances in semantics in order to argue for destroying the lives of innocent beings?
@Scrooge McDuck: BTW, kidney beans - as an example - have twice as much protein per 100g than eggs. And I'm still unsure what "biological value" means.
@Scrooge McDuck: I 'think' spirulina has a higher protein source than eggs per capita of chickens. I'm not eggsagerating. I may end up with egg on my face.
What, like paying for petrol without an ulterior "purpose" magically negates the necessity for petroleum to be pulled out of the ground?
No, but in your first comment you equated the purpose of the payment with exploitation. I'm simply pointing out the error in your emotively persuasive comment.
What are you exactly advancing by eating eggs?
Nutrition. Chicken eggs along with cow milk have among the highest biological values of unprocessed foods, indicating that the digestive systems of humans are suited to consuming them.
But considering protein deficiency is not a disease in the Western World,
What is and isn't a disease doesn't depend on geography, so I'll assume you're referring to prevalence. Obesity is one of the most prevalent and impactful diseases in the Western world, and as I'm sure you're already aware, is caused by overconsumption of food energy relative to expenditure. Of the three macronutrients, only proteins and to a lesser degree fats are essential. They provide the building blocks for the living tissue of humans to grow, be repaired and be replaced. Carbohydrates only serve as a source of energy.
Meats contain negligible carbohydrates, eggs contain little and dairy products vary from little to moderate carbohydrates relative to their protein quantities by weight. Legumes, which are the best vegan protein sources, all contain high quantities of carbohydrates relative to protein by weight.
and that a diet devoid of all animal products can deliver all the protein requirements for human beings,
But only with large quantities of food consumed that carry an excessive quantity of carbohydrates.
BTW, kidney beans - as an example - have twice as much protein per 100g than eggs.
You're comparing raw, dry kidney beans to whole eggs. The relevant comparisons are the cost per unit of protein, the ratio of protein to carbohydrate and the biological quality of the protein source.
Eggs contain ~13 g of 100 % BV protein and ~1 g of carbohydrate per 100 g. Source.
Kidney beans contain ~7 g of 50–60 % BV protein and ~60 g of carbohydrate per 100 g. Source.
I'm simply pointing out the error in your emotively persuasive comment.
There is no error. You pay for eggs, you pay for the exploitation of laying hens, the killing of their brothers when they are still chicks and the killing of the very being that was in your forced service for two years.
Chicken eggs along with cow milk have among the highest biological values of unprocessed foods, indicating that the digestive systems of humans are suited to consuming them.
Who cares? Human milk is even better so, considering your heavy regard for protein intake, why are you not going out to find a wet nurse? Or even better create a system of exploitation where women (preferably of a different race or creed - you know, that way you can justify it) are forcefully impregnated, their children are removed and killed and they have their breasts attached to machines in milking parlours?
If a specific form of protein delivery, in a world where protein can be obtained in abundance without intentionally exploiting anyone, is truly a fundamental qualifier in shaping your ethics then we probably don't have much left to say to each other.
You've completely ignored all but the first two points of my reply (the whole aspect of nutrition) and erected a ridiculous straw man. I can't take your comments seriously any more. :/
@Scrooge McDuck: You speak of nutrition as though it's all about protein, as though eggs (and milk) are vital. Tens of millions of vegans worldwide show that eggs are unnecessary. Billions of people around the world do not consume bovine milk or eggs.
You have the option of thriving without harming hens or with harming them. You choose and defend the latter. Read my original comment - your claims to nutrition is the strawman.
Serious question - [@thevofa: ..are you fat?
I ask because I tried being vegan and gained so much weight because I had to eat like triple the calories for sufficient protein. Like I was genuinely fat and I am usually underweight.
2 weeks after returning to eating meat I dropped soooo much weight.
I scrolled through the comments to find one of these. Was not disappointed.
That’s cracking!
lol the amount of egg puns are eggtreme.
I'm more surprised the cage vs free range debate hasn't been brought up yet
Wait for it…
eggcellent
Did you get any eggstras?
Eggciting thought, but sadly no. Next time I may hatch a plan.
Eggsaperating
would have been better in your description.
The eggs eggpire in 5 days
True, also only at Coles Eggpress. Updated OP. :)
Lol you should call yourself the lord of all egg puns.
It would be nice, but not too eggstreme?
You guys are eggshausting….
It takes eggsercise to be this eggstravagent in the art of pun.
Eggactly
I'm eggstatic in your positivity.
I'm eggsasperated by all these bloody puns.
Are you eggnoring me? Don’t you like my eggcellent jokes?
Lets eggree to diseggree
*yolky puns
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Since when Captain America eating so much eggs? :0