Sup homies.
As above. I've been a member on and off for a few years but changed emails, forgot, life got in the way etc.
Nice to say hi.
I'm 97, 300kgs, Single and Spend My Days Browsing The Internet to Complain about Things
L[Deactivated] on 22/11/2015 - 15:30
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I like you already
97,300kgs? or 97 yo?
years old
I'm 97, 300kgs, Single and Spend My Days Browsing The Internet to Complain about Things
Petition to change Beethoven's username to "OG Neckbeard".
Sign with a "+"
@Beethoven: I ate at that specific heart attack grill in Vegas, I was spanked by their "nurses" it was tasty
What's all this then?
I thought Beethoven was born 1770, meaning 245 years old - I think you are making out you are younger than you really are.
Beethoven the III.
thats a dog in a disney movie.
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAA I haven't thought about that movie for years.
17 hrs ago you were 900kg. Must have lost a lot of weight.
yep :)
Get off the scale! I have yet to see a scale that can tell you how enchanting your eyes are. I have yet to see a scale that can show you how wonderful your hair looks when the sun shines its glorious rays on it. I have yet to see a scale that can thank you for your compassion, sense of humor, and contagious smile. Get off the scale because I have yet to see one that can admire you for your perseverance when challenged in life.
-Steve Maraboli
So he's saying get off the scales?
I needed that thank you.
You are single? Why?
Because of this -
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/194112Women are f****** b******. And old. I only date women aged 18-21 as I saw makes you super cool on bodybuilding forum. Women only look good as children. For some bizarre reason those posters are all single and very active on the thread 'having sex with prostitutes.' Weirddddddd.
(I'm female)
Did people realize how this guy got away with blatant sexism. With this '()'.
Negators attack.
Imagine he is jv
I am actually female. I am mocking the bodybuilding forum posts.
I agree it is disgusting.@Beethoven: Think that what he meant, if a male said it be negged, but because you're female people up voted it.
Oh I understand. Thank you for clarifying.
I guess it is the assumption one is being sarcastic and the other is serious.
Three more years and you get a letter from the queen.
Is there a secret to your longevity?
WT?
Sorry what does that mean?
Something about you, reminded me of someone else.just wondering if you were her:-)
The turnip one? No that's not me, sorry. I have been an active member for a few years though under different names.
I hope you find her again. She seems super popular :)
Somebody start a petition.
I didn't get it but I think maybe she (WT) lost her pets or something, and was having some disagreements on Ozb??I'm nobody, and I care about her and other good people here.
Get her back.as soon as i read your line i thought of the fat bloke in the movie gamer…. yeh well i cant unsee it now besides the point it was on ok film.
Why would you ask/think this member was me, when the previous day I posted under my own (this) account here? (presumably negged once by you, the other by JJB? If I'm wrong feel free to +1 that post and make a fool of me :))
Just for show here?
Like sands through the hourglass, OzBargain is slowly turning into Days of our Lives.
Single and Spend My Days Browsing The Internet to Complain about Things
You'll be in good company here…
Thank you!
:) I've actually been around here for a few years but never introduced myself then would delete my account.
I look forward to seeing your posts.
So you weigh 300kg and you're almost a century old.
Let me guess. Galapagos tortoise?
Nahhhhhh. Those skinny wimps don't even 'lift!'
I'm this sexy beast - a Leatherback sea turtle.
Hutts
I know right. Dem ladies love me.
97 years old- I call bullshit.
Good thing no one answered your call.
Gaga, Beyonce and I are busy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgQCa_Q1gtgYou should apply to become a mod. Your investigative skills are top notch :)
They'll have to poach him from the CIA first.
:)
Are you suggesting the 300 kilos isn't BS?
OzBargain coupons/deals ain't ever for fruit and veg :(
Perhaps not as often as we would like, but never say never :p
This thread is so weird.
You trying to be the next JJB with such tales ;)
NOT AT ALL.
This is so not my personality at all actually. I've been a member for a few years so know people's type.
I never speak or engage like this. I'm on a sugar high. Too many Lindt balls.edit - I feel fat so I am watching RHOC to feel better about myself.
Thank you. I will think of that when I want to eat junk. Needed.
http://funnyphotobucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Whos-…
Whats the lowest you have weighed?
280kg
I spent my day knitting. I am almost as good as a 1912 woman. My predecessors would be so proud of me.
What did you do today?
How are you alive? Medically speaking you shouldn't be able to support your own weight at that age…
Red Bull
Unicorns for parents
Duff beer.
… Wtf xD
@Beethoven:
xD what Hood?
do you mean, the crew?
do you mean, Robin hood?
do you mean, that crap series no-one watches, Arrow?
do you mean, http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/smashed-bonnet-6631058.jpg?
who is ethoven and why do you suggest we should adopt their persona?
I don't.
I'm pretty boring usually. You are far more interesting than me.
OMG Your 97 years old, a female & weigh 300kg I can't believe it but Joe Hockey is finally on Ozbargain
Is this some inside joke that only the cool kids will understand?
Looks like I'm not a cool kid lol.
Me too, we should start our own gang. :-)
Neither am I. Don't be fooled. And don't feel excluded. Can I join your gang?
A few members think I am a different member so some misdirected love.@Beethoven:
Re. Our private conversation, I wld appreciate if it stayed private. I did think you were someone else, otherwise I wldn't have been so candid.You keep my secrets, I keep yours;-)
You'll receive more candy canes than me.
That leaves me out!*!
No worries.
Alex Portnoy returnith
Hey lady woman, you should be old enough to know better IMHO. Give yourself an uppercut.
ps
Pulled pork/beef IS a scam
Done.
What is your opinion on pulled pork?
It's not nearly as fabulously cool as your avatar.
I'm Kosher. I have never eaten pig, sozzzzzzz.
Good, because pulled pork is a SCAM!!1
Phew.
Have you tried it?
It seems you haven't complained about anything in this thread yet, would you care to start here? Politics, religion, the economy, young kids playing on your lawn? You're 97 so you probably don't like any of those foreigners, how about a crack at them? Low fat diary?
Back in MY day…….ice was different. Now it melts too quickly.
Spain is so bad..there are too many Spanish people. The receptionist spoke Spanish. The food was Spanish. Too many foreigners.
So many bad things. I had pancakes this morning and the crunchy peanut butter had way too many nuts. Like calm down. A few is enough.
Got any pics?
Pretty sure you are the most popular member this forum has ever had.
I like your hair do
LOL