OzBargainer Interactions: What Would You Do?!

So,

What would you do if you go to a store to get a bargain that's listed here, and another ozbargainer is there too?

Do you:

Poll Options

  • 9
    Introduce yourself and talk about other bargains;
  • 1
    Let them know stock levels;
  • 2
    Ask what card they're paying with, how much cash back, etc;
  • 1
    Comment on their attire (eg. how much they paid for their shirt);
  • 15
    Nod and get on with your purchase;
  • 52
    Try not to make eye contact;
  • 4
    Other - (post below).

Comments

  • +2

    How do you know they are an ozbargainer?

    • +1

      Observations:

      Price matching;
      Knowing about a bargain before staff members know;
      Mentioning OzBargain;
      Their attire.

      Here is a potential near miss.

      If you're waiting to ask a staff member a specific item at a specific price, and the person before you asks exactly the same thing.

      And, if they appear to be an OzBargainer, but aren't, do you tell them about OzBargain?

      • +1

        The first rule of OzBargain is to never talk about OzBargain…

        Just kidding, this isn't fight club. I've told a few people and they love the idea but I thought were too lazy to check.

    • +7

      Dressed in slazenger gear and dunlop volleys.

      • +1

        hey, how do you know I'm wearing my Slazzie's?

  • +19

    I would walk faster to the counter to buy whatever it is before them.

  • Ask them if they were associated with any bikies before stealing the last of the item from them…

    MY PRECIOUS (bargain…)!

  • +5

    We need a secret handshake or a secret gang signal.

  • +1

    Never met one, I assume they are nerdy by all the computer item bargains and wear slazenger clothes..

    • I do not have a single piece of slazenger clothing item.

      • +2

        Then you're paying too much for your clothing. ;)

        • +6

          do i look like im wearing anything?

  • +6

    I once went to Bunnings to price match with a receipt printed from OzBargain, and the console operator said he saw this on Ozbargain too…

  • +27

    punch them in the gut and yell "I'm JV" and then run away.

  • I'll just tell the salesperson "I'm having whatever he/she having."

    • +1
      • You could have given a warning; OMG who would post that one up on the site. BTW, I love the suggested "related" deals.

      • In fact, I'll take 2

        • Buy One Get One Free? :D

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