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Ansell LifeStyles Condoms (Various Types) 144pk - $29.70 + Shipping @ COTD

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Ansell LifeStyles Condoms (Various Types) 144pk - $29.70 + Shipping @ COTD
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iridiumstem on 02/05/2015 - 21:19 catchoftheday.com.au (2114 clicks)
Last edited 08/05/2015 - 09:55

The link will take you to Ansell Lifestyles Condoms Regular 144pk
Regular is OUT OF STOCK, changed the link to Ansell Lifestyles Condoms Large.

From COTD webpage itself:
144 x Ansell Lifestyles Large Condoms

Lubricated
Non-spermicidal
Easy-fit (56mm wide)
Natural colour
Smooth texture
Reservoir teat
Expiry Date: 31/10/2019

Other Ansell condoms include:

Ansell Contempo Nuda Condoms 144pk, Expiry Date: 30/11/2019
Ansell Closer Fitting Condoms 144pk, Expiry Date: 31/10/2019
Ansell LifeStyles Condoms Regular 144pk,Expiry Date: 30/11/2019
Ansell Chekmate Lubricated Condoms 144pk, Expiry Date: 30/11/2017

EDIT: I know that this is slightly going off topic, but since the fake durex on groupon deal has been popping up on the comments a lot. I will just mention this. I think these are different from the Groupon deal because:

  1. Different retailer (Groupon vs COTD)
  2. Different manufacturer (Ansell vs Durex)
  3. The deal has been done by these guys beforehand (it's just repetition of what COTD usually do, and they've been doing it for a long time. i.e. Ozbargain page on the brand Ansell.) It's not like this is something new that COTD is trying to do.

Though, obviously, it's up to you to make final judgment.

EDIT 2: Regular is OUT OF STOCK, whereas everything other than regular is not.

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  • iridiumstem on 02/05/2015 - 21:23
    +51

    Don't mind me, I am here for the comments :)

    • Steptoe on 02/05/2015 - 21:33
      +13

      I came here for the comments :)

      Great F*#%ing Deal

      • UncommonName on 02/05/2015 - 21:36

        ;)

        • Lycan on 03/05/2015 - 06:38
          +39

          I used one a day for a whole year… I then melted them down and made a tyre.

          I called it a Goodyear

        • skillet on 04/05/2015 - 10:54
          +3

          @Lycan: Caution: Slippery when wet.

    • oleglap on 03/05/2015 - 10:22
      +3

      You'll be disappointed if they don't come…

    • thirtysixd on 05/05/2015 - 22:22

      mothers day gift sorted

  • jaypick on 02/05/2015 - 21:28
    +55

    Expiry Date: 30/11/2019

    No point me buying them then.

    • UncommonName on 02/05/2015 - 21:38
      +11

      Expiry Date: 30/11/2019

      Yeah, too short, I need an expiration date of…infinity.

      • iridiumstem on 02/05/2015 - 21:43
        +1

        But these will make a great party balloon animals like this or this **

        **Youtube link, NSFW (sort of, an ad by Durex)

      • captobvious on 03/05/2015 - 11:57

        in the heat of the moment does anyone actually check the expiry?

        • iridiumstem on 03/05/2015 - 15:51

          They should. After expiry date, I think it's easier for them to break so yeah.
          If you are using a condom, might as well take that additional step to make sure that it's functional (imo).
          Why take away the fun, if you cannot be certain that it's for the safety?

        • jimbaland on 03/05/2015 - 18:35
          +1

          At these prices you could wear 2 or 3

        • iridiumstem on 03/05/2015 - 18:36

          @jimbaland: I've heard that doing that increases friction which makes the condom to tear easier.

        • captobvious on 03/05/2015 - 18:43
          +1

          @AznMitch:
          That's why you apply deep heat between each layer. Burning sensation on the eye of your cock means your layer has broken and pull out, Burning sensation in your partners cha cha, then hold on and enjoy the ride.

        • Randxyz123 on 03/05/2015 - 19:16

          Yes if you don't your pretty stupid… I don't mean to be offensive but If you go out and take one or two if you think you might use them it is always a good idea to check the expiry BEFORE you go out. That way should you be a bit drunk later and/or as you say in the heat of the moment forget to check you could get a nasty surprise later…

    • ankor on 03/05/2015 - 11:55
      +3

      Would be quite a bargain price for those cartels running a pack of drug mules.. although dollar savings would be the least of their concerns!

      • captobvious on 04/05/2015 - 00:35

        Problem with cartels is the king pin is sleeping on his cash and his lackys preping up the mules are using cheap ones or used ones from the brothel side business, which normally leads to mid flight burstin and ODing.

  • suking on 02/05/2015 - 21:33
    +7

    Individually electronically tested for the ultimate reliability

    I want to be that robot

  • eediot on 02/05/2015 - 21:35
    +9

    Hope these are real

  • internet-stranger on 02/05/2015 - 21:36
    +13

    So soon??
    http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life/family-relationships-an…
    "Counterfeit condoms sold through the online marketplace Groupon Australia have been recalled because of possible defects, including holes in the latex."

    Groopon sold counterfeit condoms, they where faulty.

    Come on people don't cut corners on the important things!

    • iridiumstem on 02/05/2015 - 21:40
      +4

      Different manufacturer, different retailer and the deal has been around for awhile, if you look at the deals on the brand Ansell on Ozbargain.

      Though, I guess it's better to be safe than sorry.

      • fruit on 02/05/2015 - 22:26
        +1

        I thought the Groupon ones were fake durex ones?

      • syswong on 03/05/2015 - 07:55

        VERY GOOD POINT!! Better be sure your moment of insanity not become a 18 years income jail sentence.

        • qtvinsta on 03/05/2015 - 11:16

          unmm have u seen sydney house prices? maybe lifetime income sentence

  • eatwell365 on 02/05/2015 - 21:38

    Wonder what the difference is between lifestyles and checkmate?

    • cornbeef on 03/05/2015 - 11:21
      +2

      One is riding a horse
      The other just a pawn

  • eatwell365 on 02/05/2015 - 21:39
    +1

    One for general use and one for the champion?!

  • Davo1111 on 02/05/2015 - 21:43
    +13

    Just a tip from someone who may or may not have owned this box before. Make sure you have someone to use them with before you splurge out and buy it. And if you don't, it's not a good look when you reach into the massive box….

    • fookos on 02/05/2015 - 21:51
      +7

      Why? Because they noted that there were still 143 in the box and you were holding the other, or you reached into the empty box and said, "oops, all out… has been a big few days…"

    • Steptoe on 02/05/2015 - 21:55
      +21

      Tell us more about the massive box they come in 😁

      • abadacus on 02/05/2015 - 22:15
        -1

        Hear, hear

      • watwatwat on 02/05/2015 - 22:45
        +2

        Oh, condoms go inside a box? I've been putting them other places.

        • effgee on 02/05/2015 - 22:53
          +3

          uhhh, that's the whole idea.
          If you're not sticking it in a box, no need for a condom

        • watwatwat on 02/05/2015 - 23:08
          +1

          @effgee:

          The last time I stuck one in a box, it turns out I didn't actually need one at all. I recommend being sober when you store your condoms.

        • Scrooge McDuck on 03/05/2015 - 00:16
          -1

          @effgee:

          If you're not sticking it in a box, no need for a condom

          That's not entirely accurate.

      • [Deactivated] on 02/05/2015 - 23:39
        +2

        massive box

        Huuuge!

        • strangeloops66 on 03/05/2015 - 23:20

          The video that loads automatically after this one had me in tears. Not so much the first Itchy Pu55y, but #2 and #3. The look on Jerry's face and the look on the doctor's face - priceless.

    • Tasmaniac on 03/05/2015 - 00:07

      Keeping them in the box is for amateurs;

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKznS61KipM

      • Davo1111 on 03/05/2015 - 01:16

        oh, and they come in strips of 10, not in a 10m long roll. disappointingly.

    • BensonP on 03/05/2015 - 07:45

      Just a tip…😂

      • Justtip on 03/05/2015 - 07:49
        +8

        You rang?

  • Davo1111 on 02/05/2015 - 21:44

    dupe comment

  • Javin on 02/05/2015 - 21:51

    Nah my previous 144 pack is still to be used..1 per week for 144 weeks …way to finish

  • mwblink86 on 02/05/2015 - 22:14
    +6

    They could sell 1 for that price and I wouldn't be able to use it by the expiry

    • carmar on 02/05/2015 - 22:43
      -2

      Well played, my man. Best comment in ages!

      Erm …..

      Presuming you ARE a man. Apologies if you aren't.

    • Shwayne on 03/05/2015 - 02:52

      How is waiting for marriage going to prevent STDs or a baby?

      • iridiumstem on 03/05/2015 - 05:28
        +1

        If you choose to abstinence before marriage and marriage never happens, it's possible… And sad.

    • belongsinforums on 03/05/2015 - 15:46

      Nobody got the joke…

  • [Deactivated] on 02/05/2015 - 22:35
    +1

    cant wait for the next recall.

  • jackau on 02/05/2015 - 22:39
    +1

    here goes Another one.. wonder if we can copy paste the old jokes over….

  • Klang on 02/05/2015 - 22:43
    +2

    Fixed postage price $9.90. Must as well buy a few boxes. :)

  • nagel on 02/05/2015 - 22:47

    Sucks that COTD dont ship to PO Boxes… Otherwise this would have been an awesome deal!

    • ca6leguy on 02/05/2015 - 22:58
      +6

      Show us you are the man by shipping it to your work place.

      • nagel on 02/05/2015 - 23:02

        My work is using po box as well unfortunately

        • ca6leguy on 04/05/2015 - 08:05

          I assume you don't work inside a box

    • Pyrock on 03/05/2015 - 16:29
      +1

      Start using these
      http://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/parcel-lockers.html
      I did so a month or so ago because I was never home around the times parcels came for delivery and they are really useful.
      And its free!

      • nagel on 03/05/2015 - 19:28

        hmm, no parcel locker close to me but parcel collection is available at the PO office, Im guessing its the same service just not 24/7.

        So If I get a http://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/parcel-collect.html
        I can get COTD and other online stores to ship to that usually dont ship to PO Boxes?

        That would be great if that works, I dont see how its different to a PO box though since I just get a letter in the box saying I got a parcel and now Ill get a text instead.

        • MrTweek on 03/05/2015 - 20:51

          Yes, you can. Only Auspost and StarTrack will deliver to them though, other couriers won't.
          But since COTD uses Auspost, no problem.

          I'm using them a lot. Find them quite convenient (if you have one close by or on the way to/from work).

    • charlie123 on 25/05/2015 - 19:10

      They do ship at po boxes.

  • effgee on 02/05/2015 - 22:55

    Wrong brand - a box of rubbers this big should be called a goodyear pack

  • 50cent on 02/05/2015 - 22:58
    -2

    Good deal, now time to find 144 girls to use em on !!

  • oz-dave on 02/05/2015 - 23:05
    +1

    I'm intrigued that the website recommended this for me as a related purchase…

    • UncommonName on 02/05/2015 - 23:30

      "Emergency? We have a toasted sausage here."

  • hamwhisperer on 02/05/2015 - 23:16
    +9

    I recently got back into the game, I could make a really long post but the gist of it is, I imported a single, $6 condom from Japan and it frankly, (profanity) DESTROYED anything Ansell has produced.

    Really ultra frustrating to see that the polyurethane condoms (the ORIGINAL Durex Avanti, circa 2005/6/7) is no longer made.
    Non latex condoms ("Skyn" series) are still just hopeless compared to polyurethane. Seriously you haven't had good sex with a condom until you've tried one. latex is like a thick rubber glove for gardening, ultra thin latex is mildly better, polyisoprene (poor replacement to polyurethane) is slightly better again but polyurethane is basically incredible and Japanese made .001mm thick ones? Incredible.

    It's all about the heat transfer, such a shame to see so few manufacture polyurethane ones.
    NOTE: I do not have a latex allergy, this is more about the feeling while using it and also keeping a girl wet, latex somehow seems to dry people out.

    • schwinn on 02/05/2015 - 23:25
      +4

      Sorry but $6 a pop is a dealbreaker at high frequency.

      • hamwhisperer on 03/05/2015 - 00:10
        +2

        DUDE you're damn straight it is, that's what sucks. The Durex Avanti was 90% as good as the Japanese one and it only had a mild premium over a regular 12 pack. Sigh.
        NOTE: All types of Durex Avanti are currently not good, even the real feel bareskin blah blah edition, it ain't polyurethane.

      • Scrooge McDuck on 03/05/2015 - 00:59
        +4

        $6 a pop is a dealbreaker

        Depends on what kind of mileage he gets out of it.

    • [Deactivated] on 02/05/2015 - 23:43
      +6

      I could make a really long post but the gist of it is

      For once, I think we'd all like to read the TL version..

      • iridiumstem on 02/05/2015 - 23:45
        +1

        OMG JAPANESE CONDOMS SO THIN?

        Though be fair, those Japanese condoms are expensive as hell, hard to wear and can I just emphasise how expensive they are? 12 pc pack costs $39 from the website.
        I had the pleasure of using it when one of the Asian grocesary stores had 6pc for $5 (because the expiration date was in 2 weeks I think, or it might've been 1 week).

        EDIT: I realised what you meant by the TL version… I'd like to hear the TL version too :)

    • Chickenleg on 03/05/2015 - 09:19

      Wow, that's actually pretty interesting. Wish I had known all about this kinda stuff in my younger years

      • unifex on 03/05/2015 - 10:12

        Unfortunately Japanese condoms don't fit very well. They don't stretch far enough

        :P

        • hamwhisperer on 03/05/2015 - 13:07

          I'm slightly under average in length but my girth I would say is definitely normal to slightly above the norm and I had no issue. It was snug but not dangerously tight.

        • Chickenleg on 03/05/2015 - 17:20

          Haha.. i don't think that would be a problem for me.

        • shmahoo on 07/05/2015 - 14:14
          -1

          I'm pretty sure if you choose the wrong size and they don't stretch enough, even caucasian people will look japanese in the face when they wear one

    • whodidthat on 03/05/2015 - 10:31
      +1

      I like Kimono, made in Japan. Though they are latex they are very thin http://au.iherb.com/search?kw=%22Mayer+Laboratories%2C+Kimon…

    • [Deactivated] on 03/05/2015 - 11:28
      +1

      Okamoto, thinnest condoms in the world 0.001mm less than a human hair

      • hamwhisperer on 03/05/2015 - 13:08
        +1

        Yep, utterly incredible. They should be so much more popular. I can't even think of a good analogy here to be honest - but regular condoms are garbage in comparison. The difference is night and day.
        Everyone should import one from ebay just to try once.

      • whodidthat on 03/05/2015 - 23:44

        Anyone ever ordered through this site? (Okamoto 0.01 mm) http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/jnl/item/a0038741/?sclid=a_dsa_cp4040000001&lsid=sZDSPICDO_dc|pcrid|51149994392|pkw|_inurl:http://global.rakuten.com/en/|pmt|b

        • [Deactivated] on 04/05/2015 - 02:16
          +1

          rakuten is one of the biggest companies in the world, totally safe to order from

        • whodidthat on 04/05/2015 - 09:37

          @ShinjukuJR: Thank you for the reply. I've known about Rakuten for quite a while (for advertising) but never dealt with them.

        • hamwhisperer on 04/05/2015 - 19:31

          Sold out, dunno the shipping cost - otherwise, not a bad price.

        • whodidthat on 07/05/2015 - 15:41

          @hamwhisperer: Tried an order for sagami-001. Don't like the order setup though, you have to follow through with the order but you're not charged until you agree to shipping cost that the seller advises you about (by e-mail). I tried the estimated cost on the listing, when the seller sent to cost through it was way up on the estimated cost - not worth it.

        • hamwhisperer on 07/05/2015 - 18:04

          @whodidthat: Just hit up ebay for a $6 one - just for a once off, if you like it, I did find a place to order them online for an incredibly cheap price but minimum order is 100,000 so you know… maybe we'll do an OzBargain mega-group buy for like 200 dudes, lol

        • whodidthat on 07/05/2015 - 18:15

          @hamwhisperer: :O 500 condoms a person? We'd all be fooked! Needing zimmer frames to get around and using ice packs because of the strain. lol

    • ankor on 03/05/2015 - 11:57

      I've had this problem too. Can you recommend a good brand? I don't want to stand at Coles or willies inspecting the back of each condom box..

      • whodidthat on 03/05/2015 - 12:29
        +7

        I wouldn't want to stand at willies either

        • ankor on 03/05/2015 - 16:36

          Auto correct beats me again :(

        • whodidthat on 03/05/2015 - 17:11

          @ankor: :) ;)

      • hamwhisperer on 03/05/2015 - 13:09
        +1

        In this country you're boned. The Skyn series are the closest to anything decent and they are only mildly better than regular latex (although the feel is only very slightly better they do seem to retain liquid / juices, unlike latex which dries things out)

        So that's worth considering.
        Just import 1 Japanese one and take a crack at it.

    • ca6leguy on 03/05/2015 - 13:39
      -5

      Stop blaming your tool if you can't keep your girl wet.

      • hamwhisperer on 03/05/2015 - 15:01

        Except non latex it's not a problem in the slightest.

    • Andiie21 on 03/05/2015 - 15:43

      may i ask where do you buy these i would like some!

  • damnable on 02/05/2015 - 23:27
    +16

    Perfect for Mother's Day.

    • Saitek on 03/05/2015 - 10:30

      WTh are you implying you buy em for your mum?

      • qtvinsta on 03/05/2015 - 11:25
        +8

        bigger inheritance

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