Folks,
Yes, we've all been there and recently I was greeted upon turning the car key in the morning with that "errrrr errrr errrr" that we all dread and know as a flat battery.
Cut a long story short thankfully it wasn't much of a PITA but for many folks it is and hence I thought I'd pop a very quick thread up as something of a cautionary tale for others.
FWIW I'd had a relatively crappy battery in our vehicle and I knew it was getting on in the tooth and so every month or so I'd check it's resting voltage with a multimeter and kept a record of this hoping I'd be able to notice when it was on the way out. Suffice to say this didn't help.
So I did a crapload of reading up about car batteries and the various challenges/issues with them - as you'd think they're a very simple, straight forward subject area but they're very misunderstood and prone to a lot of BS and misinformation.
So in no particular order:
- the 'smart' individual will under normal operating conditions periodically replace (and this is key! Not waiting for it to fail before acting!) their battery when it's showing 4 years from it's manufacturing/fill date (generally shown on the top of the battery by a coded stamp e.g E6, it varies by maker). 4 yrs is a bit of a magical milestone for Sealed-lead acid batteries (SLAs) and so to keep it simple you're best off doing this.
Odd thing is batteries are one of the few consumables in a car that people are very averse to replacing prior to them failing - e.g it'd be very odd for a consumer to wait until their oil filter literally clogged with crap before replacing it - so why feel it necessary to eke out a few extra months from a battery? IMHO trying to get that last 5-10% of life out of both your battery and tyres is a false economy that generally doesn't end well!
Never let your SLA run completely dead - by this I mean leaving the lights on and letting it completely flatten. It does massive damage to the SLA and whilst you CAN recharge them the capacity (generally best reflected by the CCA measurement) will never be the same again. Periodic full overnight recharging of the battery (e.g every 3-6mths) by a modern multi stage charger will assist maximise battery life, especially if you're doing a lot of short trips or use a lot of electrical extras in the car.
This is a critical point and one that gets a LOT of people - TESTING of SLA's to ACCURATELY gauge their health is VERY tricky and often misleading. This video is excellent at illustrating exactly this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi8sUE9XCgA
Cut a long story short the guy tests a dodgy battery using 4 different styles of testers….first a multimeter, then a load tester, then a hydrometer and ALL THREE give the battery a clean bill of health and a pass……but then he uses the latest technology, a conductance tester and that reveals the battery is close to failure!
So try and periodically get your battery tested at an outlet that has a state of the art conductance tester (this will be able to determine the actual CCA capacity left in your battery, which is the best gauge of it's actual health) - Repco outlets often carry them and do this for free, takes under 30sec to run.
Bear in mind that you'll often be testing the car you've just driven to the shop in - and as such the battery will be showing a significantly higher charge than it really has when resting (e.g when you go to start it in the morning!)- so take this reading as the HIGH end of whats reality.
Fancy ass chargers and battery additives are generally very much questionable area - some people will swear by them but objective 3rd party testing is at best often inconclusive as to the effectiveness of these. The latest multistage chargers will often have a 'rejuvenate/recovery' stage to reverse sulfation of the plates - this can help a little but it's only a 5-10% benefit at best. If you have an old 'dumb' charger (that just pumps a set number of amps in regardless) you're advised to consider picking up atleast a 3 stage charger - as these are vastly superior and often much cheaper than 5 or 7+ stage ones that are somewhat marginal in their cost vs benefits.
And finally you generally get what you pay for with a battery (they're generally a box full of lead and acid plus a few makers supply many of the brands). So it is worth paying that little bit extra for a good quality one. That said, if you get ahead of the curve and replace your battery BEFORE it fails you can keep an eye out for the regular specials on them at Repco, SCA etc and get a decent discount on a quality battery rather than having to either pay full price or install a very dodgy quality battery from the NRMA/RACV house brand ones.
So any good OzBer knows it's best to buy when there's a sale etc - so use this to your advantage and don't get caught out by that morning,"errr errrr errrr' this forthcoming winter! :-)
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