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[144 Pack] Ansell Closer Fitting Condoms $19.95 + P/H @ COTD (Existing Members Only)

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BDAY

By using coupon code BDAY you get $8 off and the total comes to $19.95 + shipping.

Features:

Ansell Closer Fitting Condoms 144pk
49mm nominal width
Straight- fit with reservoir teat
Lubricated (Not spermicidal)
Natural Colour
Smooth texture
Expiry Date: 28/02/2019

Also available in Regular and Non-Lubricated

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  • +34

    Here cum the jokes

    • +1

      A Big F*#%ing Pack

      • +5

        Enough to last until the Year 2158.

        • +9

          only if you're married!

        • +5

          "Existing members" was ok by itself

        • …but expire in a week?

  • +4

    Ansell Closer Fitting

    is that code for "little penis"?

    • Closer fitting=weeny peeny.

    • Pretty sure it is haha :P

      Regulars are 54mm

  • I wish!

  • +3

    All natural? They could atleast mix up flavours colours and styles, and atleast a few glow in the dark ones to put on a show for your partner..

    • +4

      "… and at least a few glow in the dark ones"

      I tried those once, and it ended very badly… it turns out strobe-lights can trigger epileptic seizures.

      • +4

        i'd go into seizures too if i had afew, glow in the dark ones pointed at me.

      • +2

        I tried those once, and it ended very badly… it turns out strobe-lights can trigger epileptic seizures.

        Perhaps next time wait until you leave the disco before getting it out gnarly ;7)

        • "Perhaps next time wait until you leave the disco…"

          Ah, corners… I get the feeling you've missed something here… and often in the past ;-P

    • Like a light saber

  • +2

    I remember switching to a different type years ago (back when I needed these things) I can't recall what it was, I think it was latex, instead of rubber? or something? It was a durex branded type, they were more plasticy and less rubbery, easier to tear and less springyness / give to them. However as long as you were careful, they were absoloutely night and day difference, they truly felt a LOT more like real sex without one, than a traditional rubber.

    I think it was the avanti? don't quote me, it's been like 8 years, check them out.

    • +1

      latex, instead of rubber

      lol

      as long as you were careful

      lol again :p

      • +1

        I googled, it's not latest, it's something else, normal condoms are latex. Whatever it is, it's pretty great.

        • +7

          "… it's not [the] latest"

          Goat's bladder? That's pretty old-school…

        • +2

          sports sock?

        • +3

          @GnarlyKnuckles:

          Remember to remove the goat first

        • @GnarlyKnuckles: sausage skin

        • Google "Polyurethane Condoms"

    • deleted.

  • +6

    That is like the total amount of times i have had sex in my whole life!

      • +23

        With your uncle doesn't count

        • +1

          "With your uncle doesn't count"

          To be honest, I find it bizarre/ disturbing that this post, which is not clever or humorous, and has pedophilia-based undertones, currently has an average of 17 "pozzes"… would any of the dudes pozzing it care to enlighten me as to why? I am not judging you, of course I am clearly in the minority here, but I would've expected a comment like that to be "negged off the board" within an hour… instead it has drawn widespread support! Shows what I know!

        • +4

          @GnarlyKnuckles:

          We call it humour.

        • @Hoolio:
          OK Hool, I've duly pozzed your response and genuinely, thanks for responding so quickly; I have learned. In future I will try not to "over analyse" any posts in an otherwise lighthearted forum!

    • with your hand!

  • +4

    i like to read comments in this kind of deals :)

  • +7

    Now we know why there has been heaps of sales on Eneloop's recently, to get people ready with surplus stocks of batteries for COTD's "Catch After Dark: A Sensual Collection ;)

    Dicks (Smith) must be in bed with them, oops I meant have shares in COTD.

  • -8

    Link says $27.95

    • +1

      code says minus $8

      By using coupon code BDAY you get $8 off and the total comes to $19.95 + shipping.

      • +7

        Doesn't work if you've already spent your credit.

        Your post is just a dupe of the code.

        • +12

          inter Of course code is for one time use only

        • +3

          @monty.melb:

          Of course code is for one time use only

          your title is misleading, the item costs $27.95.

          The only 'discount' is a dupe of this deal…

          You haven't even acknowledged the person who first posted the deal…

        • +7

          @monty.melb:

          According to your thinking, ever COTD post from now until the end of the year should display $8 less in the title price.

          That is Ridiculous

  • +14

    Expiry Date: 28/02/2019

    damn, expire is too soon

  • Closer fitting? Why not just say small size condoms?

    • +2

      Erm, I bags not explaining this one to Izza…

  • -7

    Cheaper than abortion yet not as cheap as abstinence

    • +5

      cool story noob

  • -1

    C Tick Approved?

  • +8

    All these jokes are so cringeworthy, you all must be dads.

    • +8

      Yep, should have bought better ones I guess.

      • Oops, meant to plus, not neg…

      • Probably could have used this deal a little earlier

  • +4

    Gross :-) !!

    • +2

      Ah, beaten…

  • The cheerios have all sold out but there are still plenty of salami size in stock.
    http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/product/ansell-lifestyles-re…

  • +2

    144 rubbers, it's been a GOODYEAR!

  • +2

    I'll check with wife first, but it will be a stiff ask.

    • +1

      That's… not really an expression.

      I would have gone with "hard sell".

  • +2

    I'm disappointed…. I came for the comments and have been let down so far

    • +3

      You came to quickly

      • They weren't hard for long enough?

  • Good filler for those piñatas at parties

    • Just in time for the trick or treaters. Sex offenders registry here I come.

  • Missed out on this bargain and I actually need them.

  • Great to blow up and throw around at the cricket.. thanks OP

  • CatchBargain lives on!

  • +1

    This post will, in a small (dicky) way, function to reduce the number of peeps who are genetically inclined to chase a bargain, from being conceived/ born into the Australian gene-pool. Which means more bargains for me, in the long run. So I'm pozzing it.
    Nice one OP.
    Got your eye on the future.
    A thinking man.

  • Couldn't cum much closer

    • Jizz man, show some decorum will-ya?

  • 144 rubbers, it's been a GOODYEAR!
    you will 3 packs as there is 365 days in a good year…..

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