Had a lovely call - Contacting me about an accident I had
…Which one I asked - I've had three (well if they can lie so can I)
A few seconds of silence (guess there was no script for that answer)
The one in the past 6 months
…I've had 3 in the past 6 months
the latest
…So what is the date of that
You must know
…and so must you as you called me
And so on etc etc, you get the drift. I just acted dumb and confused with what they were saying, they have no scripts for that. Agreeing with them and then changing the subject etc Like yes it's me then later denying its me.
Are you A&R Raccoon,
… No I am not A&R I am A or R (BTW my Whitepags listing was A&R Raccoon)
Then they got a supervisor, again same points a lovely Indian lady who I constantly called sweetheart, then her Manager, who I held on the line when I actually got a mobile call from my Niece. About 5 minutes later he was still on the line.
We have compensation to give, and our legal team will contact you and arrange for a cheque to be sent.
… I wont give out information, there are low life's who are trying to scam money on the internet.
Oh yes we aren't one of those we just want to help.
… Are you from India.
Oh no we are from (missed name).
… You are a low life, I have been BSing you just like you are BSing me and I am happy to waste your time so you couldn't scam others. Be happy as India beat Aussie in cricket
Ah yes we beat the PPoor Aussies
Game over as he hung up…
Just watch it, they have a new game in town. Not MS technical support about viruses etc
I got one I hadn't heard this week. Needed to send me a cheque for overcharged bank fees. Was quite convincing, they are getting better at this.
I had a quite chuckle when the 2nd transfer told me he was the supervisor of the Fedaral Government. I was OMG you must be sooo busy Mr Governor General.
I managed 15 minutes and 4 transfers on my Microsoft call this week.
If they are on the phone to me they are not calling someone else.
The more time they waste with me the less viable their business is.