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[FREE Kindle eBook] 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering & Nutritious Recipes (Was $9.99)

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[FREE Kindle eBook] 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering & Nutritious Recipes (Was $9.99)
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easternculture on 22/07/2013 - 05:28 amazon.com (3380 clicks)

"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime?

Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways!

A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it!

Curious about cock? You’re not the only one.

Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. “Fifty Ways to Eat Cock” takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You’ll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table.

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  • endroll123 on 22/07/2013 - 05:34
    +22

    I will place this on the shelf next to this: http://www.amazon.com/Games-pussy-other-owners-should/dp/088…

    • easternculture on 22/07/2013 - 08:28
      +1

      We don't usually see books about cocks on Ozbargain

      • cornbeef on 22/07/2013 - 10:28
        +5

        weird that such a comment would be negged

    • irajohn90 on 22/07/2013 - 17:29
      +1

      not sure if I can justify spending $95+ for a book about games I can play with my pussy?

  • chickentaste on 22/07/2013 - 06:56
    +4

    I had to read the comments on Amazon to make absolutely certain I understood what this was about.

    I didn't realise eating cock was considered so strange. It's always been a big part of French rural culture…

  • [Deactivated] on 22/07/2013 - 07:30
    +3
    • for the title alone. =D
  • uncyspam on 22/07/2013 - 08:04
    +1

    You're unlikely to be able to buy Rooster in Australia to be able to cook, so unless you have some in the backyard you intend to eat…

    • dryandra on 22/07/2013 - 09:33
      +6

      What the book got to do with roosters ?

  • tdw on 22/07/2013 - 08:18
    +1

    cock! \o/

  • MasterNoob on 22/07/2013 - 08:47
    +4

    darn! camelcamelcamel says its out of stock

    people must really love cock.

    • cannedhams on 22/07/2013 - 19:12
      +1

      How can they be out of stock in cock if its an ebook?

  • SavatteDodo on 22/07/2013 - 09:35
    +2

    Awesome Title

  • JohnHowardsEyebrows on 22/07/2013 - 09:37
    +4

    So this must have been what my cabinet minister Christopher Pyne was talking about for all those years.

    • nismo on 22/07/2013 - 10:36
      +2

      Don't give me your cock and bull story!

    • firedragon on 22/07/2013 - 22:37
      +2

      Lol, awesome username.

  • savara on 22/07/2013 - 09:40
    +6
    • 1 if you only came here for funny comments.
  • barefoot on 22/07/2013 - 09:44
    +3

    I LOVE the cock!

    • MattyD on 22/07/2013 - 11:28

      And this deal too?

  • mick123 on 22/07/2013 - 09:46
    +5

    is there a recipe for cock n bush?

  • ofey on 22/07/2013 - 10:32
    +1

    omg, precious book!

  • tsunamisurfer on 22/07/2013 - 10:33
    +7

    I am going to read this on my Ainol.

    • strangeloops66 on 22/07/2013 - 12:59
      -1

      It wouldn't be Ainol without it.

      • shmahoo on 22/07/2013 - 13:35
        +2

        congratulations, with this Ainol joke, Ainol has overtaken the record of jokes previously held by "Broden". Please collect your prize from the service desk.

        • jackspratt on 22/07/2013 - 19:48

          Which is located in the Children's Section.

  • easternculture on 22/07/2013 - 10:40
    +12

    Save this on your "One Direction" USB stick

    • MattyD on 22/07/2013 - 11:30

      Actually I've received some disparaging remarks since purchasing my OD USB stick.

      Now I see that most of them were referring to this book, it seems.

  • sein on 22/07/2013 - 10:52
    +1

    New marketing idea for Red Rooster!

  • Huntta on 22/07/2013 - 11:01
    +2

    I thought There is only one way to eat cock!

    • easternculture on 22/07/2013 - 11:47
      -1

      Apparently their is 50 ways

      • montorola on 22/07/2013 - 12:32
        +1

        There* are* ;)

        • easternculture on 22/07/2013 - 13:05
          +1

          You don't have to be a dick about it

          "jokes"

  • strangeloops66 on 22/07/2013 - 11:40

    I prefer raw.

  • strangeloops66 on 22/07/2013 - 11:50

    This is one of the other books that buyers of 50 Ways are shelling out for:

    Castration: The Advantages and the Disadvantages [Paperback]

    The book contains considerable data to substantiate each of the aspects of the castration results. The simple 15-minute surgery gives a whopping thirteen and a half years of average life expectancy increase, cures prostate cancer and improves the body's immune system functioning.

    Pity only paperback, would make for an interesting coffee table book, say in a doctor's surgery…

  • Roary on 22/07/2013 - 12:03

    Cant be bother being dicked around on this deal

  • marquise on 22/07/2013 - 12:16
    +3

    Thanks! I sent this to my mum's Kindle.

    • [Deactivated] on 22/07/2013 - 15:03
      +2

      If she ate cock instead of having intercourse you wouldn't be here right now

      • strangeloops66 on 22/07/2013 - 16:33
        +1

        One is more of an entree for the other, at least in my house.

      • marquise on 22/07/2013 - 23:27
        -1

        Geez keep it clean man.

        • [Deactivated] on 23/07/2013 - 11:38

          what cleaner word is there than intercourse!?

        • easternculture on 23/07/2013 - 11:41
          +1

          "Coitus!"

          ~Sheldon Cooper

  • CI on 22/07/2013 - 12:19

    Thanks. Seems good

  • shmahoo on 22/07/2013 - 12:36
    +1

    glad the OP had the balls to post this deal. And congrats to the mods who haven't shafted the OP and removed the "risque" post.

  • strangeloops66 on 22/07/2013 - 13:05

    Better practice the Heimlich manoeuvre in case someone gags on it.

    Video instructions here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJDpr05zmB4

  • easternculture on 22/07/2013 - 13:54
    +3

    There are a lot of front page food deals to choose from @ ozbargain today

    $5 streetwise box, free KFC chips and cock

    Choose wisely

    • strangeloops66 on 22/07/2013 - 16:35

      If those are the choices, I suddenly don't give a fig about nutrition.

  • UFO on 22/07/2013 - 14:36

    I see what the author did there.

  • wizzlesticks on 22/07/2013 - 14:59
    +1

    Are these cocks also available on bare-paperback?

  • Yummy on 22/07/2013 - 19:31

    Didn't know that cock is good for the winter warmer, especially with soup!

    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health-fitness/top-foods-to…

    Must…have…cock Pho…now…

  • mooreshady on 22/07/2013 - 19:48

    POSITIVE because of it's title…

  • glide on 22/07/2013 - 20:10
    +2

    Reminds me of http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/

  • Givemethemoney on 22/07/2013 - 22:18

    Good chuckle, careful not to gag

  • Fizzydrink on 23/07/2013 - 09:50

    got it for the missus.

  • wolffram on 24/07/2013 - 09:42
    -1

    Ha ha, this thread is so funny -not.

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