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  [Deactivated] on 08/06/2013 - 22:02

  +16

  I've just sent my wife this one :

  I am not just lucky to have you.I am honored and i fight like a knight to keep you.

  She's ROFL

  Edit: She's just replied to my txt with one of her own:

  u're distracting me walking around in those sexy jeans…at least u're in my head ;D

  Gents, i think i'm going to hv to call it a night.
  @WNK, thanks buddy.Those txt sure works.I owe u one :)

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    WNK on 08/06/2013 - 22:47

    Think 6 book vesion with bundle free today(including previous 3) as in the modified post.

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    strangeloops66 on 09/06/2013 - 13:32

    +1

    This is the Gungan translation of what you want:

    Mesa so horny. Drop yousa pants now.

    Gungan translator here: http://jar-jar-binks.com/

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      [Deactivated] on 09/06/2013 - 16:06

      She got me the hardcover version of this book for our 1st anniversary.She's been onto me from the start;)

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    retiredfeline on 09/06/2013 - 16:48

    +2

    Hahaha I just saw that one in the ebook. You and your beloved should just streamline things by texting the number of the message in the ebook since you both have it. : D : D

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  SteveBuscemi on 08/06/2013 - 22:10

  "I can't stop thinking about your voice. You talk like a symphony, a beautiful symphony."

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    WNK on 08/06/2013 - 22:17

    Sorry updated…

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      [Deactivated] on 08/06/2013 - 22:24

      +3

      Don't apologise WNK. At the very least those txts made me laugh:) I might even use some of those lines.

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  denlife on 08/06/2013 - 22:34

  +1

  "I want you to know how much I adore you… so I bought you this George Foreman Grill xx"

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    bought on 09/06/2013 - 06:11

    "I want you to know how much i want u to be my wife… so I bought you this George Foreman Grill xx"

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  Spazzwan on 08/06/2013 - 22:34

  -5

  "The Romantic Text Message Manual"
  Who needs a manual to tell you how to send pictures of your junk?

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  twinkle on 08/06/2013 - 23:25

  +1

  Thanks OP

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  WNK on 08/06/2013 - 23:36

  Note: Please check the prices before you order since it varies frequently

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  marquise on 09/06/2013 - 11:57

  +2

  Is there a website that can keep send these txt messages automatically for you and respond accordingly? That would be genius.

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  retiredfeline on 09/06/2013 - 12:37

  Sure, why not. At least I might get a few laughs for free.

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  strangeloops66 on 09/06/2013 - 13:26

  +3

  Nothing says that you're Mr or Mrs Romantic like copying and pasting from an eBook ;)

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    justtoreply on 09/06/2013 - 15:50

    I was going to say anyone that can't come up with something romantic on their own doesn't deserve the benefits. But looking at the one's quoted above.. haha, good luck. You'll get what you deserve!