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Boost Juice Valentine's Day BOGOF Deal - Kiss Your Special Someone for 5 Secs!

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Boost Juice Valentine's Day BOGOF Deal - Kiss Your Special Someone for 5 Secs!
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Lmentos on 05/02/2013 - 11:13 files.ozbargain.com.au (4005 clicks)
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Show your love and get juicy on Valentine's Day! Give your special someone a passionate kiss for 5 secs and you get a BOGOF original smoothie. No pecks, pash's only!

From the brochure:

Buy One Get One Free!

Bring your special someone to Boost on Valentine's Day Thursday 14th Feb!

Give them a passionate 5 second kiss so you can buy 1 original smoothie & then GET 1 ABSOLUTELY FREE!

no perks. pash's only!

<MOD: Requested by Boost Juice to clarify the description>

This is part of Valentine's Day Sales for 2013.
Dining & Takeaway BOGOF Smoothie Valentine's Day

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  • Zidago on 05/02/2013 - 11:18
    +27

    Considering all the employees of my local Boost juice are teenage girls aged under 16, it's going to be awkward trying to make out with my right hand for five seconds…

    • fandibong on 05/02/2013 - 11:21
      +28

      if we have no special one, can we kiss Boost girls instead?

      • wisc on 05/02/2013 - 11:41
        +13

        was going to suggest the same, most of them (the female ones anyway) are fairly hot! they must have some dodgy hiring rules!

        This might be a good way to start something with someone you've had your eye on for a while…reduces the rejection factor…

        You: Hey you want to score a free boost juice today….?

        • cruXis06 on 05/02/2013 - 20:12
          +7

          kisses other person
          "Oh what… that was only 4.5 seconds? Looks like we'll have to do it again."

      • DEvok on 05/02/2013 - 14:35

        There are also the guys there to that work there lol.

    • mr_vino89 on 05/02/2013 - 11:45
      +2

      blue card?

  • roughana on 05/02/2013 - 11:23
    +30

    The apostrophe man is shaking his head in disgust.

  • Pandabargain on 05/02/2013 - 11:23
    +47

    Looking for male or female to meet up at a Boost juice store in Melbourne to score free smoothie. Please respond here. Strictly no beards, or mustaches if you are female

    • constantly L8 on 05/02/2013 - 11:45
      +44

      Also looking for female to score free smoothie in Sydney, plus willing to give 2 pairs of swarovski ear rings which I have no use for (apparently valued at $64.99 each :P). Possibly another pair arriving in 7 days :D

      • Shwayne on 05/02/2013 - 13:02
        +9

        Doesn't actually want the boost juice.

      • cannedhams on 05/02/2013 - 13:46
        +11

        Same here, but instead of the ear rings I can offer a Trouble board game, a 12-pack of Huggies Little Swimmer nappies and my old Motorola Defy+ that is waterlogged but still works, you just have to squint.

      • Kelalako on 05/02/2013 - 14:25
        +3

        dont forget the aussie condoms!

      • [Deactivated] on 05/02/2013 - 15:07

        I'll be your escort.

  • shmahoo on 05/02/2013 - 11:24
    +16

    does it have to be consensual?

  • rompastompa on 05/02/2013 - 11:37
    +15

    I'm going to tell my grand parents about this deal!

    • boretentsu on 05/02/2013 - 13:01
      +4

      That's hawt!

  • tsunamisurfer on 05/02/2013 - 11:48
    +18

    Son : Dad how did you meet Mum?
    Dad : 5th February 2013, it was a hot day, I was thirsty. Saw your mum, walked away with 2 drinks (and a landline number).

    • shmahoo on 05/02/2013 - 11:51
      +3

      Son: And what did you ever do with those 50 iPad covers?

      • wisc on 05/02/2013 - 11:53
        +10

        Dad: I broden'ed them Son, I broden'ed them… (looks at mums's engagment ring)

        • Yarkin on 05/02/2013 - 13:19
          +9

          Why Broden for a diamond ring when you can just re-set those freebie Swarovski crystals?

    • rukia on 05/02/2013 - 11:59
      +3

      Whats a landline?

      • shiraz on 05/02/2013 - 13:07
        -1

        its also known as home phone

      • fomal on 05/02/2013 - 13:08

        House phone number instead of mobile phone number

      • rompastompa on 05/02/2013 - 13:34
        +22

        It's like a VoIP number, but from the twentieth century.

  • sama on 05/02/2013 - 11:59
    +13

    From these comments, Boost still hasn't found the limit for what OzBargainers will do for a freebie.

    Good luck trying, Boost.

  • stig on 05/02/2013 - 12:02
    +20

    How awkward for the people behind the Boost employees. I doubt they want to watch people make out all day.

    • notout50 on 05/02/2013 - 15:40
      +7

      Exactly, especially the single ones

      • stig on 05/02/2013 - 16:36
        +2

        I know right? Poor kids.

        Gonna be lots of these at Boost's across Australia on V-Day!

      • overtaker on 06/02/2013 - 11:26

        think it positively, might be a good chance to hit on them

    • stig on 05/02/2013 - 16:34
      +2

      Not sure if positives are for my weird - possibly dirty - typo (originally said 'people behind the counters') or if nobody actually noticed until I mentioned it…

  • Smigit on 05/02/2013 - 12:07
    +15

    It doesn't say anything about your 'special someone' having to be human.

    Score.

    • sydneywest on 05/02/2013 - 14:10
      +1

      i am bringing my cat!

    • cannedhams on 05/02/2013 - 14:10

      It has to be consensual, though.

      It would have to be a pretty well-trained dog, too.

      • rompastompa on 05/02/2013 - 14:41
        +4

        Line your mouth with peanut butter.. I don't know if that works though cough

        • stig on 05/02/2013 - 16:37

          Wilfred says it works.

  • tonester on 05/02/2013 - 12:12
    +2

    pash's only!

    like these two?

    :)

  • bargainjargon on 05/02/2013 - 12:16
    +5

    Gave it a +ve in the hopes that it makes it to the front page and we get more hilarious comments :p

  • lostn on 05/02/2013 - 12:38

    Did anyone take part in the other weird promotion they ran a while ago where you had to wear your underwear over your head for a free smoothie?

    • roughana on 05/02/2013 - 13:06

      Of course.

    • shmahoo on 06/02/2013 - 10:51

      that wasn't a real promotion - it was a sketch for the new Candid Camera and you got rolled!

  • [Deactivated] on 05/02/2013 - 12:41
    +7

    Can you get your back facing them and wrap your own arms around you?

  • miq on 05/02/2013 - 12:53
    -4

    Another ridiculous promotion, another reason for me to hate boost.

    • stockpimp on 05/02/2013 - 13:19
      +14

      ^ foreveralone.jpg

    • youknow on 05/02/2013 - 13:49
      +2

      It's not like they are asking you to give a complete stranger a rusty trombone!

      Come to think of it, you'd probably want a free boost after that!

      • Ace on 05/02/2013 - 15:27
        +8

        rusty trombone

        I want to google that to find out what it means but I know I shouldn't.

      • WT on 05/02/2013 - 16:08
        +1

        If only they made listerine flavoured boost juice

    • alkster on 06/02/2013 - 16:51

      Oops, sorry, accidentally negged this comment, have revoked that and it won't let me vote positively now :( I agree, this is a weird and ridiculous promo.

  • Purt on 05/02/2013 - 13:03

    delete

    • Shwayne on 05/02/2013 - 13:07
      +11

      exterminate

      • askjeebs on 05/02/2013 - 13:29

        exterminieren

  • atlas on 05/02/2013 - 13:07
    +5

    Must be some real voyeurs working in the Boost marketing department.

  • bryans on 05/02/2013 - 13:08

    Edit

  • shiraz on 05/02/2013 - 13:10
    +2

    Boost has craziest ideas for marketing their products,
    remember the last one (undies outside)

    • bargainjargon on 05/02/2013 - 13:12
      +1

      Wow, really? I guess it works out for you if your name is Clark Kent.

  • giggles on 05/02/2013 - 13:21
    +1

    Boost Juice - helping the spread of viral Herpes

    The sight of 2 hairy bikers tongue-kissing would put anyone off their drink.

    • notout50 on 05/02/2013 - 15:42

      Thought you were going for a Happy Gilmore quote there.

      • giggles on 05/02/2013 - 21:12
        +1

        oh, like "Yeah. Alright, now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too."

  • Koolbargain on 05/02/2013 - 13:23
    +16

    sets up kissing booth beside Boost

    Cost: $0.50

    Ozbargain profits.

    • Shwayne on 05/02/2013 - 13:27

      Just get Bar Refaeli to work there and charge $1.

  • Agarwal on 05/02/2013 - 14:26

    Any ladies here after a free Juice?

    • Fuzor on 05/02/2013 - 16:03
      +1

      What are you taking about? Ozbargain is a all man community

      • stig on 05/02/2013 - 16:42
        +3

        Call me a man all you want, but my boobs say otherwise.

        • ccrap on 05/02/2013 - 20:46
          +3

          lol… I'm not sure if your seriously a woman or jesting about your man boobs?

        • wisc on 06/02/2013 - 10:17
          +2

          pics or it didnt happen.

        • stig on 06/02/2013 - 12:00
          +2

          Haha! Definitely a woman.

        • cannedhams on 06/02/2013 - 12:05
          +1

          I didnt even know they could talk

        • shmahoo on 06/02/2013 - 13:29
          +1

          Boobs have definitely spoken to me in the past!!

  • devilbabies on 05/02/2013 - 15:27
    +1

    hot 15 year old girls, underwear, pashing .. Janine Allis is Australia's answer to Dov Charney

  • QuickdraW on 05/02/2013 - 15:28
    +1

    Any ladies want a free protein slurpie?

  • ExPrinceHairy on 05/02/2013 - 15:45

    I love lamp.

  • KnowingNothing on 05/02/2013 - 15:48
    -1

    How much do escorts cost nowadays?

    I'm guessing we can't hire by the seconds? That's all I need.

    • ExPrinceHairy on 05/02/2013 - 15:53
      +1

      Someone's desperate.

    • DEvok on 05/02/2013 - 16:45

      Prostitution costs depending which grade I guess, Megan fox costs alot tho.
      Go and wtch this 40.

    • tomsco on 05/02/2013 - 17:35

      No, 5 seconds.

    • Smigit on 05/02/2013 - 20:41

      Watch out for the call out fees

    • overtaker on 06/02/2013 - 18:20
      +1

      they never said about BYO partner, so technically 50 people could hire and share the escort

      • rompastompa on 06/02/2013 - 18:47

        That would be like kissing a man, through a woman… Are you sure about this?

  • CuteBirdy on 05/02/2013 - 18:11
    +1

    Any hot birds want a free drink with me?

    • constantly L8 on 05/02/2013 - 18:50

      now kith :)

    • arcticmonkey on 05/02/2013 - 18:58
      +2

      Just bring two of your pigeons with you. I'm sure they'll kiss eventually.

    • CuteBirdy on 05/02/2013 - 19:44
      +1

      Aww… how sweet :>
      If only I had a female pigeon :<

  • shmahoo on 05/02/2013 - 19:42
    +3

    I can't wait for next year's promo "Second base for a Smoothie" !!

  • Chthonic on 05/02/2013 - 20:26

    I don't see how the 16 year old Boost girls are going to like people making out in front of their store rofl.

  • treeman on 05/02/2013 - 20:48

    Might bring my dog in. She will be sure to give me a long wet smooch!

    • shmahoo on 06/02/2013 - 12:18
      +2

      I think you're mistaken. "Smooch a pooch for a smoothie" is on next month

      • shmahoo on 06/02/2013 - 13:28

        I'm waiting for an instant turf company to come up with a "Smooch your pooch for some couch" promotion!

  • Ravine on 05/02/2013 - 20:58

    These are the funniest comments ever.

  • sunnyday on 05/02/2013 - 21:53
    +1

    I love this post. LOVE IS EVERYWHERE :)

  • macharmaine on 05/02/2013 - 23:37

    can I bring my teddy bear instead??

  • giggles on 06/02/2013 - 00:48
    +1

    I'm still wondering how Broden can cash in on this…

    • shmahoo on 06/02/2013 - 10:53
      +1

      he's just hoping like hell that his cold sore goes down before the 14th

  • peeweekathi on 06/02/2013 - 01:24

    I, too, knew the comments here would garner major chuckles for moi! Ta! :)

  • Ozzie McBargain on 06/02/2013 - 07:17
    +4

    Now to remember to go to the shops with my girlfriend on valentines day and not my mum…. Awkward

  • shmahoo on 06/02/2013 - 12:17
    +2

    What's to stop the enterprising young Boost girl offering a "special" to select guys in the queue who would otherwise have to pay full price.

    "That'll be $8 thanks, and you can get another for free if you give me a big fat wet one (kiss, that is)"

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