When is a roast duck really bad for you?
When you are the duck.
Size of duck 1.9kg $13.50 or 2.1kg $15 depends on location.
On sale for 2 weeks.
When is a roast duck really bad for you?
When you are the duck.
Size of duck 1.9kg $13.50 or 2.1kg $15 depends on location.
On sale for 2 weeks.
Why don’t ducks ever make plans?
They prefer to wing it.
Why dont ducks fly upside down?
It makes them quack up.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up!
Why did the duck refuse to go to the beach?
Because he didn’t want to "get his feathers wet"!
What happens if ducks play with fireworks?
Firequackers.
Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes.
I've never cooked a duck - is it easy?
I cooked one for first time last week. Cooked it like a chicken in oven. There isn't much meat in one though. Kids ate it, so must've been ok.
Easier than a goose.
The goose? I forgot what it looks like.
Depend on how u want to cook it. It can be easy or hard.
Roasting it can be easy, but take a while. Watch some YouTube's video. Tried it, manage to not burn down the house.
I've only tasted Duck twice… once on the way down and …
Luv a duck…for a Valentine day quack quack
I will never forget the beautiful duck & rice my grandfather made in the 60-70s. He & my father, bro's would go hunting out in the area that is now just south of Disney, in Orlando. At the time, clay roads or just brush trails.
What passes as duck today is a shadow of what is was meant to be…
Why did the duck refuse to go to grocery shopping?
Because Coles had a "special" on ducks