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Are you constantly shaming yourself and embarrassing your friends by stealing the little Tabasco sauce bottle from every second Cafe you visit? I know I am.
Introducing the “Modern Gourmet Hot Wheels Turbo Charged Hot Sauce Set”. If non-sensical and paradoxically marketed products get you excited, this Clearance item from Catch is sure to have you tossing your ring into the fires of Mt Doom.
First of all, you know it’s sophisticated and aimed at the Purveyor of fine foods because it’s labelled Modern Gourmet. And you just know that the toy manufacturer Hot Wheels has vast experience and won many accolades in the hot sauce industry. Oh and don’t forget that it’s got a turbo charger, which is seemingly blowing flames onto the Cardboard box so handle with care. And if you weren’t sold already, it’s got the words Hot Sauce in there, as if an afterthought, but more likely by accident.
The packaging has been thoughtfully crafted to appeal to a very young child who would seemingly just love that hot sauce liberally poured all over their cereal or ice cream bringing tears of joy. The whole package would wrap up and present well as a gift, or you could just take it straight to the Pool room to display among your various trophies and prized collectibles for all your mates to gawk over.
I guess you could always use them as intended as hot sauce, but only if you’re sitting out front of your local Hospital’s Intensive care Burns ward. Personally, I have purchased a few of these just so that I can selectively return all of the stolen Tabasco bottles to the various Cafes. I’m on the path to redemption and salvation on this very merry Xmas day.
Oh, and if you’re super keen then Catch has $10 off with min $75 spend using code BOXING10. Limit of 50 per customer.
+1 for description alone