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50% off Flying Spaghetti Monster Wristbands - WWFSMD?

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Associatedseboya on 17/12/2012 - 11:32 bonanza.com (657 clicks)
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What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?

To celebrate the Holiday festive season, I'm halving the cost of these saucy "WWFSMD?" propaganda wristbands. Buy them for your loved ones, friends, neighbours and local constabulary and spread His Noodley word to all!

Just in time for Holiday (or as a last minute stocking-stuffer), you and yours can be reminded to ask yourself What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do at this pirate-like price until the end of December. As always, combined shipping is only one cent extra for each additional WWFSMD? wristband.

PS: For those not yet Touched by His Noodley Appendage, feel free to visit the Church webpage at http://www.venganza.org/ .

RAmen,

seboya.

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  • NosDan on 17/12/2012 - 11:35
    +6

    i have been touched (and not in the creepy catholic sort of way) by the FSM, ramen

    • slowmo on 17/12/2012 - 11:37
      +2

      you sure it wasn't an ordinary noodling? :P

  • Yarkin on 17/12/2012 - 11:38
    +7

    I guess the FSM must thoroughly approve of OzBargain with all its Indo Mie deals, right?

  • daydream on 17/12/2012 - 12:54

    Jedis get better looking ones ;-)

  • PainToad on 17/12/2012 - 13:07
    -8

    The only people worse than righteous reliogus nut jobs is arogant atheists.

    Believe in God, don't believe, either way STFU and keep your opinions to yourself.

    PainToad on 17/12/2012 - 13:07 (Collapsed - Offtopic. Show)
    • NosDan on 17/12/2012 - 13:10
      +4

      as a true pastafarian, while i may well disagree with your opinion, i still respect you enough to allow you to enjoy it as long as it does not harm anyone else. :)

      ramen

    • h4lcyon on 17/12/2012 - 13:31
      +1

      So we're free to discuss every topic other than religion? Why is that?

      • NosDan on 17/12/2012 - 13:40

        h4lcyon 15 sec ago
        Why is that?

        PainToad 25 min ago
        keep your opinions to yourself.

        in his opinion, he believes the only valid opinion is his own opinion.

        if you read the http://www.venganza.org/category/hate-mail section of the church of the HSM you will see there are plenty of… as our friend would put it.. "nut jobs" with the opinion that only there opinion is the correct one.

        • PainToad on 17/12/2012 - 13:55
          -4

          "he believes the only valid opinion is his own opinion"

          You just don't get it do you. I don't believe there is any valid opinion in this topic. Some things in religions are stupid and have been proven incorrect, meanwhile some things can't explained with science. There is no right or wrong here. Just personal justification to the human experience.

          Every ones entitled to an opinion, but when it comes to a topic where neither side can be proved correct, being arrogant and throwing names around is just childish and pathetic.

        • NosDan on 17/12/2012 - 14:01
          +2

          oh the irony

          PainToad 33 sec ago
          Every ones entitled to an opinion

          PainToad 49 min ago
          either way STFU and keep your opinions to yourself.

          have a read of http://www.venganza.org/about/ and may his noodlyness one day open your eyes like he has mine :)

          ramen

          nonedit: was meant to go here

        • PainToad on 17/12/2012 - 14:03
          -3

          What irony? Every ones entitled to an opinion, but they should keep it to themselves, or at the very least not be judgemental douche bags who feel the need to belittle others beliefs through satirical groups. Pretty simple.

          Get over yourself champ.

        • CarbonTwelve on 17/12/2012 - 14:04
          +1

          There are posts all the time for cross pendants and other religious paraphernalia, why do you feel it necessary to make a post about "arogant atheists" in this thread?

        • PainToad on 17/12/2012 - 14:05
          -2

          Because that paraphernalia isn't designed to degrade the personal views of others.

          And once again, I hate arrogant religious types too. Neither is "right", so both should stop claiming to be.

        • CarbonTwelve on 17/12/2012 - 14:10
          +1

          I don't see anything about the OP that's designed to degrade the personal views of others, not to mention that you don't have to 'believe' in a flying spaghetti monster to want to buy a wristband.

        • NosDan on 17/12/2012 - 14:12

          but they should keep it to themselves, or at the very least not be judgemental douche bags who feel the need to belittle others

          well said, now kindly do as you say :)

          im not saying your beliefs are correct or not, in fact i dont care either way. like i said as long as your beliefs do not harm, oppress or belittle anyone else you are completely free to believe in them. that is the church of the FSM's base philosophy

          this will be my last reply to you because i will not debate religion with you, or anyone else for that matter.
          pasta be with you
          ramen

        • NosDan on 17/12/2012 - 14:14

          not to mention that you don't have to 'believe' in a flying spaghetti monster to want to buy a wristband.

          or to join our church :)

        • PainToad on 17/12/2012 - 14:21
          -2

          "I don't see anything about the OP that's designed to degrade the personal views of others"
          It is satire. Satire is designed to belittle the original. At it's core it is designed to degrade.

          "or to join our church :)"
          See. You just proved my point. Not ONCE did I actually say my personal religious views (or lack of). Yet you still couldn't resist trying to "recruit" a follower to your views. You are no different to a Bible pusher, trying sell your own beliefs.

          God, no god (sic), believe what you want. But DON'T try to tell me what to believe, and don't think your better than anyone else. You are not "right", they are not "wrong".

        • NosDan on 17/12/2012 - 14:30

          PainToad 6 min ago
          But DON'T try to tell me what to believe

          i think i already answered that in my first post to you

          nosdan 1 hour 17 min ago

          as a true pastafarian, while i may well disagree with your opinion, i still respect you enough to allow you to enjoy it as long as it does not harm anyone else. :)

          ramen

        • CarbonTwelve on 17/12/2012 - 14:30
          +2

          The only person degrading the views of others is you. You've come into a thread that could be considered religious, in order to condemn the people who follow it. Regardless of the basis of the 'religion', nobody has pushed any religion, and in fact nosdan's entire point was that followers don't ask others to believe.

          Personally, I agree with your point of view. I don't believe in a god, nor do I believe in or care about a flying spaghetti monster, but I do know people who would appreciate the wristband, so I don't see any reason why this shouldn't be posted for those who are interested.

        • pumpkinspice on 17/12/2012 - 14:56
          +1

          Did you miss the point of the "or to join our church :)"?
          This was stated after "you don't have to believe…"

          So in essence, the sentence is "you don't have to believe or join our church"

          nosdan was saying you don't have to join our church.
          No-one is trying to recruit.

          On a separate note, I can't believe the deal hasn't been unpublished yet.
          Normally every FSM thing I see on OzB gets removed as offensive.

        • Associatedseboya @ bonanza.com on 17/12/2012 - 15:03
          +2

          The last FSM thing to be posted was in response to some other religious bargain, so it was (perhaps) understandably removed.

          This, in my opinion, is a genuine bargain, regardless of your views (Noodley or otherwise). :)

        • pumpkinspice on 17/12/2012 - 15:08
          +1

          Thanks for your response!

        • the discombobulated… on 17/12/2012 - 21:00
          +2

          What irony? Every ones entitled to an opinion, but they should keep it to themselves, or at the very least not be judgemental douche bags who feel the need to belittle others beliefs through satirical groups. Pretty simple.

          That's your opinion and in your opinion you should keep it to yourself.

    • the discombobulated… on 17/12/2012 - 20:57
      +2

      The only people worse than righteous reliogus nut jobs is arogant atheists.

      Believe in God, don't believe, either way STFU and keep your opinions to yourself.

      Well thank the FSM you managed to find a way to feel superior to both.

  • zoe hart on 17/12/2012 - 16:42
    +1

    Roughly $2.00 each plus $2.00 shipping after discount applied.

    • Associatedseboya @ bonanza.com on 17/12/2012 - 16:56

      … with combined shipping only one cent extra for each additional wristband :)

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