THE COMPLETE BUT LITTLE BOOK ABOUT PROCRASTINATION: A SELF-HELP GUIDE TO BREAKING FREE OF YOUR BS. by John Birmingham
Ever wonder why you're reading about procrastination instead of doing what you're supposed to be doing?
Yeah. Me too.
The Complete (but little) Book About Procrastination isn't a 400-page time-wasterpedia designed to gather dust on your bookshelf while you watch cat videos. This is the book for people who've tried everything - apps, life hacks, productivity systems - and still can't get their sh*t together.
Inside this brief but powerful guide, you'll discover:
Why your brain is basically a dopamine junkie looking for its next fix
The real reason you clean the entire house instead of starting that important project
A simple focus technique invented by a desperate Italian guy with a tomato-shaped timer, a technique that will change your life
Why fighting your feelings is like bringing a spoiled banana to a gunfight
Actual, practical strategies that work (because I too am a hopeless procrastinator, and I used them to write this book and 30 others)
Based on hard neuroscience but explained like a conversation with your smartest, funniest friend, this guide strips away the usual self-help BS to give you the tools you need to stop hurting yourself and start living. Because that's what procrastination is in the end. Self-harm.
No long-winded case studies.
No complicated systems to learn.
No meditation retreats required.
Just a simple path to finally becoming the person who gets things done. Because let's be honest - you've faffed around long enough.
Written by a reformed procrastinator who once wrote a best-seller in six weeks fueled by "four thousand dollars worth of hot chips, whisky, and amphetamines" (true story), this guide offers hope for even the most hardcore time-wasters.
The best time to read this book was yesterday.
The second best time is now.
(Unless you're supposed to be doing something else right now. In which case… we need to talk.)
Perfect for:
Chronic procrastinators who've tried everything else
Students who start every assignment the night before it's due
Professionals who can't stop checking their phone every 3 minutes
Creative types who wait for inspiration that never comes
Anyone who's ever cleaned an entire house to avoid real work
Stop procrastinating about stopping procrastination. Grab your copy now.
It's time.
How long is it for? Thinking about getting it later