Now That OzBargain Is Old Enough to Vote, Who Do You Think OzBargain Would Vote for?

Suppose the OzBargain hive mind was granted the right to vote, which of the three major parties would it vote for, or do you have other suggestions? Would it just not vote and cop the $20 fine?

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  • +2

    @system

    • +1

      Not a bad choice to vote for, system is wise and fair, it would make a productive government.

  • +8

    Jv for president

    • +7

      MS Paint - Minister for Art
      Pegaxs - Minister for Industrial Affairs
      Spackbace - Minister for Transport
      Screensaver - Minister for Consumer Affairs
      Broaden - Treasurer

      • +3

        DashCam AKA Rolts - Minister for entertainment and live events

      • +2

        *Broden (damn auto correct)

      • Which Cooker will be Minister of Health?

  • Suggested Nobody.jpeg

    Nobody.jpeg

  • +2

    Definitely a coup from bikies

  • Kodos

  • -1
    Suggested Marijuana Party

    pot for everyone

  • Probably some human

  • +2

    also old enough to buy a round of drinks for everyone. cheers!

  • The socialist party, bargains for all in many aspects of life

  • -3

    OP can you add Elon musk and donald trump to the pool

  • +1

    On the numbers above, Trump is gonna say he won. lol

    • -1

      I’m currently in Berlin and was looking at was a display on the history of the rise and fall of the Nazi party. One of the things they did was corrupt the political system and sow distrust about democratic governments. Sounding very similar to the GOP now. It is not a long way from banning books to burning them. One of the really appalling thiings was after the war homosexual people were denied compensation for the abuse they had suffered at the hands of the Nazis because the new Government decided to continue to criminalise it. It wasn’t decriminalised until 1969 in West Germany.

      • +1

        Fahrenheit 451 is a 1953 dystopian novel by American writer Ray Bradbury. It presents a future American society where books have been outlawed and "firemen" burn any that are found.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit_451

        Also a Movie.

        • +1

          Also a setting on my toaster oven.

      • -3

        My phantom negger is at it again. I suppose it amuses him. Then again it might be a Nazi sympathiser.

  • +5
    Suggested Bikies

    Bikies

  • +1

    No one, they would take the polling paper and all the pens they can, then repurpose the paper for something else.

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