So. Mods can fix this up however they see fit. I'll include a (ideally) brief summary of how we got here, but long story short, if you use the 2 for $13 lunch deal at Domino's for 2 value pizzas, but select a pizza from the Impossible range, it will be put through as one of your 2 for 13, but with the maximum additional surcharge of $5. Which in turn, makes it 18 total, which is exactly what the Impossible pizzas cost on their own. So long as you don't add any additional ingredients to your second (value) pizza, the price will stay 18 total, thus, a value pizza for no extra charge. This only works with the 2 for $13 lunch option, it does NOT work with the 2 for $13 code, believe me, I've tried
Long story (ideally) short
So the other day, we had a vegan friend over for the night and we were going to get a late breakfast / early lunch and nothing that would suit all of us was open, bar Domino's. Sweet, we'll use that "buy one premium get two value pizzas" code. Oh, shit, that was for yesterday only? Crap. Okay well let's use a 40% off on her Impossible pizza, that won't be too bad. Oh, shit, the Impossible range doesn't count as a premium or traditional and you can't use any coupon codes? Crap. Okay well (profanity) it let's just get the damn pizza, but I may as well tick the 2 for 13 box and save a dollar on the two values me and the missus would have got. Oh, they don't have lamb anymore? (Profanity) me, Jesus Christ, whatever. Oh, what's this? It's linking her Impossible in with this, and it's only $5 more in surcharges, wait, 18 total? Isn't that…isn't that exactly what I was about to pay for her pizza anyway? Well I'll be (Profanity).
Stupidly, while messing around with the menu, I found you can't sub ANY ingredients in, so if you get a spicy lover, take off the jalapenos and red onion, tough shit, you can't add any extra meat or even a sauce as you normally could, without incurring extra costs. Stock value pizzas only, with the exception of free condiments like chilli flakes and oregano.
This loophole does NOT work with the 2 for 13 code, strictly only with the 2 for 13 lunch deal option on the site itself, or else I'd link the code.
Long and short is, if you have a couple of vegos in your squad, and you're going for a pizza lunch, might as well throw in a free pepperoni margherita.*
*I got a free pepperoni, personally.
No wonder it is impossible 😀