Thought I'd post this because it's a deal, but also was bored at work and always enjoy the comment banter.
Currently $11.99 at Chemist Warehouse
Description from Amazon listing:
About this item
"YES" IS OUR BIGGEST TURN ON. ALWAYS ASK FOR CONSENT.
Feel-good protection since 1905
Comfort fit (reservoir end)
Lubricated (non spermicidal)
Smooth surface & natural colour
Nominal width: 53mm
ALWAYS READ THE LABEL AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS FOR USE
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