Long Handled Trimmer $17 (Was $25) + Shipping ($0 with OnePass/ C&C) @ Kmart

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Hello, my fellow Gorillas. We have this amazing Merlin's magic wand for Clearance at Kmart. Time to collect it for use, once you are out of winter hibernation. Clean all that werewolf hair. Who knows, you might lose 3 to 5 kgs. All that fat stored in your fur. Get ready to look smooth and silky at Bondi Beach. Surprise everyone with your reflective sun skin.

Don't forget to use the nose trimmer. There is nothing uglier than a shiny Homo Sapien with his hairy nostrils.

Product Details
Includes hair trimmer head, body hair trimmer head, nose trimmer head, extendable handle, 3 trimming combs (1/2/3mm), 2 hair combs(4/7mm), protective cap, USB cable and cleaning brush
Dimensions/Size:
Product dimensions: 17cm (H) x 4cm (W) x 3cm (D)
Handle: 20-30cm (L) (extendable)
Power source: 5V DC
Battery information: Requires 3.7V, 600mAh lithium-ion battery (included)
Technical specifications:
Charge time: 1.5 hours
Run time: 60 minutes
Colour: Black
Features
2-speed settings
LED indicator light that shows power capacity
Extendable handle
Trimmer for facial and body hair: This extendable handle can easily reach all hard-to-reach areas
USB charging
Water resistant IPX6

Related Stores

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Comments

  • +3

    How low can it reach…Asking for a friend!

    • +13

      If it can't reach low, than ask your friend to come up.

  • Is it safe to use down there… Asking for a friend!

    • +7

      There is no way this is safe in that area. You need to buy specialised trimmers or you're gonna have a bloodfest on your hand.

      • +1

        Any recommendations?

        • @mynameisborat : Down Under from Nad'S.
          Use it 1ce a week & let us know how you feel.😜

        • I've been use nutbags for 2 years now. No complaints.

      • +2

        lol the fact that someone asked this im presuming it has already happened…

        • @Retarded Lunatic: Made my day 😄

    • +3

      Thanks, glad you knew I was shy.

    • +5

      Safe enough to almost guarantee you’ll give yourself a man-period, my Kazak friend!

  • +2

    We had to return this a while back.

    After connecting the handle to extend its length we couldn't disconnect the handle. The instructions said nothing about disconnecting the handle. It also charges from the same place the handle connects so once out of charge we couldn't use it.

    No idea if we missed anything but thought your guys would like to know.

    • +1

      That sounds like a terrible design.

      • Yup, standard kmart junk

    • +4

      We?

      • +1

        Oui

      • Someone else bought it, I returned it. So I guess "I*"

    • Just looking at the photos, is there a silver button you push on the side of the hinge?

      • That allows you to fold the hinge at the button. Didn't help with removing it.

        Again though this was my experience. Ymmv

  • +1

    Great to use for the unreachable cheek area… Yeah I'm a gorilla

    • +2

      The moment someone invents a specialised butthole trimmer with built in dingle-berry capture, I will make them a rich man.

  • +1

    That is one hell hi-tek looking back scratcher. Wow.

  • +2

    Is there an adaptor so I can connect half a dozen of them together. I have very thick and luscious back hair

    • make the most of it braid it don't trim it

  • No deal……I prefer the natural as nature intended look.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7bBNRmNKA

  • Finally can clean me soppy nuts

  • +1

    Begs the question, what in the hell is that particular "male model" doing with it? He is NOT one of us. He is unadorned with the Posterial Fur of Superiority! Heathen! Imposter!

    • He's obviously the end of his shave 😂

      • Lies! That back would be far redder and more menacing if it had just been deforested!

  • +5

    This would be a great deal if I needed one, but every second month I have my wife shear me out in the shed. I put on 'Click goes the Shears, Boys' and we make a night of it. It's a whole thing. I don't wanna deprive my better half of what has become a truly great bonding experience.

    • -1

      TMI

    • +1

      @nokidsandthreemoney: Does She use wax strips on you to pull out the unwanted.😜

    • +1

      Upholding the Great Aussie Tradition. Stand proud, sir!

    • Lets not discriminate against wife-less single men or those who can't be bothered after a one night stand. They have dreams of being hairless too.

  • +1

    Hey guys, Below I have included the link to one that I highly recommend, if you are in doubt of the Kmart version.

    I am 185cm tall, and it does the job. Right now its only a couple dollars more than the Kmart version on catch. ($18.71 vs $17.00)

    https://www.catch.com.au/product/beakey-titanium-trim-hair-c…
    https://www.amazon.com.au/Micro-Touch-Titanium-Rechargeable-…

    The amazon vs and catch vs has different names for some reason, but uses the same picture. I purchased mine from Amazon for the higher price and its wel worth it.

    amazon also has the matching nose & ear trimmer which is pretty good. Its an amazon choise product with over 30k reviews
    https://www.amazon.com.au/Micro-Touch-Titanium-Lighted-Trimm…

  • ugh. gorilla's get all the love.
    Nothing on the market for us woolly mammoths

  • +1

    Not one use of the word 'hirsute', disappointed!

  • +1

    Seems like you could just put an actual quality timer on a stick for the same result

  • This will make the perfect gift for my girlfriend. Thanks.

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