Now that I’ve got your attention.
Yes this is just a joke post but I’m curious for others to point out food packaging that’s a bit of a laugh because we could all use some humour in these dark days.
My Muscle Chef meals say “READY IN 2 MINS” but instructions say “microwave for 2 minutes”, then let the “meal stand for 1 minute”. Now I’m no mathlete but that don’t add up right?
Next question.. has anyone managed to go from prep to consume of two minute noodles in two minutes?
Did you hear about the Pelican?
It’s beak can fit more than it’s belly can!
Did you know fish only go one way down a pelican’s throat so they use their beak pouch to flip the fish the right way around.
I feel sorry for the pelicans that learn the hard way.
Must be the weekend before pay week…..
Or the morning after payday the night before.
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Because it is ready in two minutes……. It's just hot after 2 minutes.
The same could be said for 2 minute noodles. What's your point?
meal stand for 1 minute
That's just the manufacturer tin plating their arse because some pelican will burn their mouth on it.
WhErE's My CoMpEnSaItIoN?
It doesn't say "ready to eat". Just says ready. It's ready to start cooling down.
meal stand for 1 minute
I mean u could just eat it straight after it’s done
Like take it all in one gulp piping hot out of the microwave, no chewing… like a duck I guess. Or my ex from high school iunno
letting it stand/cool could potentially be classified as serving time - not cooking time.
Just saying - OP if you really want to be pedantic.
who lets meals stand for 1 minute - certainly not me !!!
I dig into them - straight after taking out of microwave.
Time from microwave - to eating == 10-15 seconds ….
+++ that accounts for putting on a tray + walk over to tv + sit down.
Next question.. has anyone managed to go from prep to consume of two minute noodles in two minutes?
There is a thread on another forum - regarding whether possible to sue Maggi over such claims of "2 minute noodles".
+++ possible legal viewpoints +++ also some hacks to speed up process.
[EDIT] …
the other month - I bought some noodles from local Coles - thought was buying Maggi brand (as it had same yellow packaging) … but when got home, it was a chinese variant + said on packet 3 minute noodles.
Blew my mind.
S’pose you could eat them in two minutes and eat them when they’re firm and chewy. Much like me eating MMC meals and burning my tongue haha
mate … IMO your tongue is already burnt - it is not connecting with your brain.
Much like this thread.
You get me?
Just saying.
This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story
I know a guy who will represent you for No money down
No, money down!
mr altomic, I don't use the word "hero" lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Yes pls
It is ready in 2 minutes … ready to be taken out of the microwave …
Inb4 ‘U5ern4m3 cH3cKz 0uT’