Blunt Classic Umbrella $80.50 RRP $149 (Black / Charcoal) @ Rushfaster
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Blunt Classic Umbrella (Blue / Pink) $80.50 (RRP $149) + Delivery ($0 with $99 Spend) @ Rushfaster
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Store RepRushfasterAu on 05/04/2024 - 14:31 rushfaster.com.au (6687 clicks)
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Last edited 05/04/2024 - 19:06 by 2 other users
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No need, she already has your jokes doing that.
burn
She said she likes my DRY humour
i'm wondering where the line is for jokes about dry wives when i'm a store rep?
I don't think people realised you'd made the joke and so they made the joke again?
I feel we need approval from @charitycase to make some jokes. idk if this is within ob guidelines tho, anyone?
Wet is good.
Waiting on the sharp umbrella deal
keep waiting.
They're too busy making electronics.
i see what you did there. on a scale of 1 to 10 that's a solid dry wife joke.
My wife is like the Sahara.
Hey OP would your normally post this sale on a sunny day?
we would never normally be this low on this product. Todays your last chance.
lmao, 150 RRP, deal above it is a return flight to another country for 30 bucks more. Insane.
What does this do better than the umbrella the Bunnings guy left in the trailer we borrowed 2 years ago anyway?
You will never know, because you'll always own $10 umbrellas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBJhX7yygtU
Jeez what is that thing made out of, stalinium? That looks like quite the workout.
it's made out of magic and it's the best and last umbrella you'll ever buy.
@RushfasterAu: 😂 Endorsed by Mary Poppins ……😂😂
She used the pink Blunt Classic Umbrella
Check the movie, and you shall find out
I like this associate
I like you too Ryan. But just "hold hands" like for now.
I won't lie, I never use umbrellas anyway, but damn, that's a pretty sweet video. Not unlike the old Will It Blend series, in almost making me buy something I'd never use, just because it does it's job so well.
Umbrellas are great to prevent you from getting wet. These ones don't poke peoples eyes out. If any part breaks then it'll be fixed for you. You should consider if you like being dry and owning good things, then consider that this price is exceptional value and will probably never be repeated. Wow… i'm even selling this to myself now. Live your best dry life, and buy this umbrella.
I think if the wind's that strong with the rain, even though the umbrella remains in shape, you are going to get wet anyway
Here's something i prepared earlier:
https://rushfaster.com.au/collections/men-s-rain-jackets
https://rushfaster.com.au/collections/women-s-rain-jackets
Thanks - my wife is one of those "10 dollar" types you disrespected in this forum. How dare you.
Grabbed a nice desk mat for myself along with the black umbrella.Oh damn. Thank you for your order tho.
I wouldn't say your wife is a $10 type.
Easily $40 if she scrubs up.
You buy it for life. It's repairable
100% on that. Each part is repairable independently.
Cost another $80 to repair?
No… the repair is free. We are pretty awesome. Like, most stores aren't like us.
@RushfasterAu: Will you replace it when I inevitably leave it behind at an out-of-state restaurant within 2 weeks of ownership?
@soaringphoenix: Well. If it's out of state, in a town with a population of no more than 20,000 and no less than 20,001 and it's a tuesday that falls on the 13th day of the month and you take out insurance with us. We will cover that.
@try2bhelpful: It's when you start forgetting it that it's an issue. But then you forget you forgot. So… in the end you just eat your biscuit and drink your tea.
@RushfasterAu: One advantage of dementia is you could see the opening to Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark for the first time over and over again.
@soaringphoenix: You are asking such a Really funny question 😂
Leaving the umbrella is one thing. Would you seek a replacement if you leave your better half at an out-of-state restaurant within two weeks of engagement?
You never buy any umbrella for life. You rent them until you forget them and gift them to the next person.
That said I have yet to lose my blunt umbrella and it’s, by some distance, the most solid and reliable umbrella I’ve ever owned.
@Mooney is wise.
I don't think its economical to leave the country whenever it rains
he could take shelter in his house?
lmao, enjoy buying cheap ones that you have to replace every season.
I've had a Blunt for a decade and it's good as new. I also don't get wet because it's not a piddly little thing.
People who buy cheap things… don't get me started.
It's frustrating when people do that on Ozbargain!
The cheap man pays twice (or thrice)
What makes this umbrella better than a bunnings one
this is everything tthat bunnings isn't. that's enough said.
Would be nice if the Metro compact size one is also discounted around this price range…
Metro is currently $99.95 rrp $129. Free shipping at rushfaster.
Hi Rep,
Any additional deals on the exec?
That one is probably the sweet spot because you get free postage but I need a folding one.
Thank you! Great deal on this one with the free shipping.
the things i do for you guyz. xoxox
Nice one. Hope they live up to their hype
It's mainly hype tbh. jk jk… you can't buy a better umbrella. literally this is the worlds best umbrella. I give it a gold star.
Mother always said don't run with sharp objects, but I can rush faster with a Blunt one.
Mum was right, don't let a bunnings umbrella slow you down. Come over to the light side.
I tend to forget my umbrellas where I go. If I forget this one it will cost me $80 plus delivery charge
AirTags + memory training are your friends.
Yes but someone else will be up one invincible lifetime umbrella! Think of it as charity.
"this is the 2nd last umbrella you will buy"
Check out if your phone does GPS reminders. If so click it when you sit down. When you move off it can give you an umbrella reminder.
great advice my aptly named friend.
Apparently Google killed this feature in 2022. Any workarounds?
Google keep does it.
Create a new reminder, and then click on the reminder time and change it to place
$80 umbrella? Does it protect my wife from getting wet?