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Came across this Thule Gauntlet Sleeve for the MacBook Pro 16", in black. They're making it sound like a medieval fortress for your laptop.
It's designed to be like a bodyguard for your precious MacBook. Got this rigid exterior, like it's ready to take a hit. Enhanced corner and edge protection - because apparently, laptops are in danger of getting mugged in the digital streets. Who knew?
It's got a padded interior, like a cozy little nest for your device. Bumps and scratches, begone! Your MacBook's getting the VIP treatment in there. I didn't know laptops were so delicate; it's like wrapping them in bubble wrap.
And get this – you can work directly out of the case. It's got a clamshell design. No need to undress your MacBook for it to get down to business. Efficiency, mate. Although, I didn't realize people were in such a hurry to open their laptops. Thought it was more of a slow, dramatic reveal, like in the movies.
So, if you want your MacBook to feel like it's in a high-security fortress with a plush interior, the Thule Gauntlet Sleeve is your go-to. Black, sleek, and ready for laptop warfare. Who said protecting your tech couldn't be stylish?
321 clicks and not one of you could take a minute to give this man a well deserved nod?
If not for the deal then at least for the linguistic flair?
I guess they are all too busy coming up with 500mm cock jokes to appreciate your artistry Mr Pilkington.
You sir, must indeed be the Australian lovechild of Jeremy Clarkson …