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Great for high functioning alcoholics, and getting past metal detectors.
Rabbit 89080 Discreet Tritan Flask 214.4ml - Clear/Black - $12.64 (49% Off) + Delivery ($0 with Prime/ $59 Spend) @ Amazon AU
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Alcoholic pilots rejoice!
Alcoholicpilots rejoice!Only slightly scary.
hmmm 214ml …. does this come in adult sizes ? :)
Don't scorn me for wanting to put my
Smirnoffwater into a bigger bottle.perfect breakfast size…..
Not easy to clean tho for adult drinks might be no need clean
It's actually slightly thinner.
The 375ml bottle of Smirnoff is an all plastic hip flask. Plus it comes with 375ml of Vodka to get you started.
just gaffa tape a goon bag to your chest for a cheaper substitute…that way you can spend the savings on alcohol of course!
Includes bonus chest wax. Phenomenal value!
Lots of the amazon reviews say that it leaks.
Handy when negotiating a sentence reduction
Thanks OP! Bit small but should be good for emergency water for my kids in the car
“Emergency water” for my “kids” 😂
A few sips and they sleep through the entire car trip.
“Mummy, this water makes me cough!”
"Kids! Let mummy enjoy her emergency water in peace!"
For when you are just two days away from retirement
For when you're too old for this shit.
Would this be good for low functioning alcoholics? Asking for a friend
Clearly someone didn't appreciate you having a the dig at them
They are obviously alcoholics.
I have a driver
You mustn't have had much exposure to many alcoholics, or alcoholism in general - high functioning alcoholism is definitely not an "airy-fairy" made-up concept.
Lots of actors do it. I don't like to get too up on my high horse and just say I'm a functioning alcoholic
Thanks! Perfect match for my Hennigans!
PLEASE DONT BUY! Poor design, silicone strap makes it hard to open and close the cap and it can easily leak as well. You've been warned :)
So basically it does everything a water bottle shouldn't do :D
Bonus: It doesn't look like a Rabbit.
3cm wide isn't super discreet surely?
Good to know that this one fits in "random corners".
Would this work with sailor jerry?
I'll have to ask Captain Morgan.
Mate, that was beatiful
Release the Kraken?
Here is my upvote for the description. I have a few friends who could use one or two.
FYI: Many of these bottles (not necessarily the one in the original deal post, but certainly the ones that have been linked as alternative options) are a design rip-off of memobottle (https://www.memobottle.com.au/products/a7-memobottle?noanima…), which whilst quite pricey, were the original (and also Melbourne based). I was eyeing their range, however my wife bought me a vapur bottle, and I've been using that instead.
Also, Memobottle are using Tritan plastic (which is a lot more expensive than regular plastic). Although the OP has Tritan in its product im unsure it actually is made from Tritan plastic.
Memobottle also have a charity side where each bottle bought provides clean water access for those in needHaving used Memobottles, the UX is certainly very nice, from how it feels in the hand, the cap and closure as well
TIL water bottles have a UX
Who would have thought?!! Seriously though, I always thought of water bottles simply as functional until I saw the memobottle and then I really really wanted one! Check out their website and tell me that their stuff isn't desirable. Their designs look great to me.
The fact they use the word "discreet" and are aware of its primary usage is hilarious.
You could put a goldfish in it… and it wouldnt even die
Navigating to Dash Cam Owners Australia
Reviews on the parent web site are a bit more negative:-
"2,150 ratings" on Amazon.
problem's bigger than I thought.liver: Shit,I'm fked
gin gin!
It's back up and cheaper at $12.22.
Mine just arrived. I was concerned about the reviews saying that it leaked so inspected the seal. It looks like the seal was not cured properly before being stored/assembled and so the rings/flaps were stuck flat against the main body in several places.
I peeled each ring/flap unstuck with the edge of a steel rule (anything with a hard thin edge would work) and tested with water. No leaks, even when shaking upside down and squeezing the bottle. I'm quite pleased with the design and ordered 2x more as potential gifts.
Hope this helps.
For those days when you know it’s going to be a ROUGH day in the courthouse