Alright.
You've got this six-pack of Lipton Lemon Flavoured No Sugar Ice Tea – because apparently, regular tea just isn't enough anymore. Made with quality black tea – as if my tea needed a resume. I just want a drink, not a job interview.
For a taste that will delight your taste buds – it's tea, not a Michelin-star meal. I just want it to not taste like dishwater. Quench your thirst and experience original refreshment? I just want a drink, not a spa day for my taste buds.
If you want your tea to sound like it's attending a gourmet event, this Lipton thing might be your cup of, well, tea. As for me, I just want my drink to be a drink, not an existential crisis in a bottle.
Price matching Woolies, which has other flavours and the ability to buy less than 6 but ends today.