Alright, so you got this game called Diablo Eternal, right? It's like this never-ending battle between good and evil, or whatever. You're just wandering around, smashing demons and creatures from the underworld. I mean, who even comes up with this stuff?
You're this little character, probably got a sword or some magical thing, I don't know. But the thing is, you're constantly fighting, like there's no break. No holidays for this guy, just non-stop demon bashing. It's like having a job you can't quit. I don't know about you, but I like my downtime, you know? This guy in Diablo Eternal needs a vacation, probably down to Cornwall.
And the graphics, don't get me started. It's all dark and gloomy, like someone forgot to pay the electricity bill. I like a bit of sunshine in my games, something cheerful. But nah, in Diablo Eternal, it's all shadows and monsters. Makes you wonder if the developers ever heard of a thing called natural light.
But hey, some people love it. They're into this whole dark, never-ending battle vibe. Me? I'd rather have a game where you can just chill and enjoy the scenery. Maybe have a picnic with the demons instead of constantly trying to send them back to wherever they came from. Diablo Eternal, it's like a never-ending nightmare, but some folks seem to be loving it. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
Alright.
7 unique and powerful hero classes: Barbarian, Crusader, Demon Hunter, Monk, Necromancer, Witch Doctor, and Wizard
Explore the full story of Diablo III across the High Heavens and Burning Hells through 5 thrilling Acts
Open the world of Sanctuary to endless exploration with Adventure Mode, featuring loot-packed Bounties and Rifts
Fully supported Seasonal Updates bring additional exclusive rewards, challenges, and player leaderboards every few months
Includes Switch-exclusive bonus cosmetics, featuring a full intimidating armor transmog set befit for the King of All Evil, Ganondorf.Play with up to 4 friends online, offline via * * local coop, or on a single console couch-coop style. Supports all Switch controller configurations, including single and dual Joy-Con action
I loved the description.