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Illuminate Me 3D Roller Massager $3.50 + Delivery ($0 with OnePass) @ Catch

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Illuminate Me 3D Roller Massager $3.50 + Delivery ($0 with OnePass) @ Catch
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Conquistador on 29/11/2023 - 13:17 catch.com.au (2231 clicks)

The Illuminate Me 3D Roller Massager features a diamond-like cut roller surface and two 360° roller balls that contour to your face and body. It is designed to massage facial muscles and help improve the appearance of loose or dull skin, and can be used with moisturisers, serums and facial oils for optimal absorption.

Features:

Illuminate Me 3D Roller Massager
Pack contents:
Massager
Pouch
Colour: Silver

Unique 3D V-shape with diamond-like cut roller surface

Two 360° roller balls simulate a spa-like massage and kneading techniques

Lifts, contours, sculpts and firms

Promotes blood circulation and lymphatic drainage

Helps improve signs of ageing, including loose skin, facial spots and dullness

Helps reduce appearance of puffiness and inflammation

Waterproof design can be used with moisturisers, serums and facial oils for optimal absorption

Dimensions (approx. cm): 14.5 (L)

Also available

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  • Its Bill Murray on 29/11/2023 - 13:19
    +36

    …yeah right, sure it is.

    • m9 on 29/11/2023 - 13:22

      Paige no!!

  • Buttershoes on 29/11/2023 - 13:21
    +16

    Anyone know the girth of this thing? Just want to know if it will fit into my…..ummm…hands, yes my hands

    • Darkheartz on 29/11/2023 - 13:28
      +1

      Based on the length being 14.5cm you may find the girth does not tickle your fancy

      • NoApostrophePlurals on 29/11/2023 - 14:38
        +4

        I thought 14.5cm was massive……..

        • CyberMurning on 29/11/2023 - 16:26

          only for the first few weeks after that…. mehhhhh i want more
          thats what she said

  • HairyChickens on 29/11/2023 - 13:21
    +8

    Here for the comments

  • Lucille Bluth on 29/11/2023 - 13:23
    +2

    I use mine as a taco buttplug.

  • Price Jack on 29/11/2023 - 13:29

    This one should come with instructions and perhaps some instructional videos.

    It's one of those products that offers something for all of the family…….

  • Dalgona456 on 29/11/2023 - 13:32
    +1

    hmmmmmmm… Waterproof… right

  • xdigger on 29/11/2023 - 13:39
    +3

    Bought one, happy wife happy life.

    • prankster on 29/11/2023 - 15:01
      +1

      isnt she happy with what she has currently?

      • tonyjzx on 29/11/2023 - 15:37
        +2

        what? her boyfriend?

  • KirksLemonade on 29/11/2023 - 13:43

    Mine become…… Stuck. Can confirm it did not "illuminate me"

  • 4ustralian on 29/11/2023 - 13:46

    How to use it?

  • xoom on 29/11/2023 - 13:49
    +2

    lymphatic drainage

    Shut up and take my money.

    • tonyjzx on 29/11/2023 - 14:57
      +4

      "leave me alone mum… i'm doing lymphatic drainage"

      • xoom on 29/11/2023 - 15:02

        If she dont stab you with that thing. Consider it a win.

  • Darkheartz on 29/11/2023 - 13:52

    To illuminate me it would need a torch on the pointy end

  • colblair on 29/11/2023 - 13:55
    +1

    What would a "2D" version of this look like?

    • rosebank on 29/11/2023 - 15:06

      Imagine Jonah's graffitti tag in Summer Heights High, minus the 'tation' bit

  • shiny1 on 29/11/2023 - 13:57
    +1

    Be careful! The bottom bit is pointy. It should have been rounder for better ergonomics and comfort. I don't really see an advantage to have a pointer end.

    • FutureTech on 29/11/2023 - 14:53
      +1

      easier entry maybe

  • seamonkey on 29/11/2023 - 14:06
    +2

    Damn. Limit of 50 per customer.

    • tonyjzx on 29/11/2023 - 14:56
      +3

      in a row?

      • xoom on 29/11/2023 - 15:03

        If this was on onlyfans. The money will be flooding in.

  • RichDad PoorSon on 29/11/2023 - 14:14

    expectoo patronumm

  • siuol on 29/11/2023 - 14:23

    pixelated balls

  • spy on 29/11/2023 - 14:37

    Seriously, isn't this a skincare product? Like them gua sha stones?

  • subydooby on 29/11/2023 - 14:44
    +1

    Perfect kris kringle.

    • xoom on 29/11/2023 - 15:04

      Yup. Not going to get called in by HR at all.

  • sedi on 29/11/2023 - 14:47

    Warning: For external Use only.

    • xoom on 29/11/2023 - 15:05

      Instructions unclear for someone at least.

  • MrMoo on 29/11/2023 - 14:47

    ……………………… Interesting

  • polarq on 29/11/2023 - 14:47
    +1

    ordered and upvoted for how this thing looks. LOL

  • Webluce on 29/11/2023 - 15:03
    +3

    Mother in law’s Xmas gift idea.. perfect

    • tonyjzx on 29/11/2023 - 15:05
      +1

      tbf these would make great office gifts

      i'd do it anonymous

      • xoom on 29/11/2023 - 15:05
        +1

        HR is waving at you.

        • tonyjzx on 29/11/2023 - 15:12

          what if it was exclusively for your best friends at HR?

        • bleeder on 29/11/2023 - 15:19

          I'm worried I'm now on a list for opening this up on my work PC

          • xoom on 29/11/2023 - 15:20

            @bleeder: Tell HR to calm their tits.

            • tonyjzx on 29/11/2023 - 15:30

              @xoom: i mean they could very well use this device on their tits…

              • xoom on 29/11/2023 - 15:35

                @tonyjzx: Keep digging. You just might strike oil.

    • seamonkey on 29/11/2023 - 15:22
      +1

      Your mother in law already has one, I can assure you.

  • SpaceNinja on 29/11/2023 - 15:06

    Doesn't say its for external use only?

  • beltdrive on 29/11/2023 - 15:11
    +3

    is it just me or does it look like a penis and testicles?

    • beltdrive on 29/11/2023 - 15:11
      +2

      Maybe I'm just going insane, but this object looks somewhat phallic to me

      • xoom on 29/11/2023 - 15:19

        Meat and 2 veg. Yeah.

    • bleeder on 29/11/2023 - 15:20
      +2

      Thought never crossed my mind

    • seamonkey on 29/11/2023 - 15:23
      +1

      Maybe for Robocop.

      • tonyjzx on 29/11/2023 - 15:30

        "come with me or there will be… trouble"

  • nookie on 29/11/2023 - 15:12
    +1

    Great idea for kris kringle

  • Hugh G Rection on 29/11/2023 - 15:12

    illuminate me?

    you will definitely see the light

  • Shane034 on 29/11/2023 - 15:36
    +1

    The Matildas use these.

    • Naigrabzo on 29/11/2023 - 16:03
      +3

      or each other… ;)

  • mint on 29/11/2023 - 15:36
    +1

    Order 2 thanks 🙏

  • Blueflamingo on 29/11/2023 - 15:42

    Its sold out. Had in the cart and am guessing @mint took the last 2! Good work.

    • Frunk on 29/11/2023 - 15:52

      Do you still have the product link? OP's Go To Deal button takes me to Catch homepage.

  • Blueflamingo on 29/11/2023 - 15:53
    +1

    Nah it's gone bro. Doesn't work at all.

  • Naigrabzo on 29/11/2023 - 16:03

    Looks like a Klingon member.

  • BH1 on 29/11/2023 - 16:23

    Looked like something else to me…. not that i use em. Lol

  • May4th on 29/11/2023 - 16:28

    which end are you meant to use?

    • xoom on 29/11/2023 - 16:29
      +1

      Yes

  • prankster on 29/11/2023 - 22:45

    OOS WTF :( missed out again

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