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Material: Polyester
Satin, rigid fabric
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Printed
Elastic waistband
Functional fly with button closure
Officially Licenced Star Wars Boxer Shorts $5 + Delivery ($0 C&C/ in-Store/ OnePass/ $65 Order) @ Kmart
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"Licence to Kill" - Star Wars was cowboy style pro Capitalist Franchise response to superior Star Trek Science Fiction
By wearing these you have licenced your balls to Kathleen Kennedy and she will cut them off
It means that by buying this rubbish you pay more because of royalties, and you get to support a supermassive corporation instead of some random small company or individual
I guess this is what I thought so.
Yeah, Disney probably gets 5-10% off the wholesale price, so assuming that the wholesale price is $2 for a boxer (check Alibaba) you are paying something like 10-20 cents more for licensing.
I wouldn't worry about it too much. You are still supporting some random small company who actually manufactures these.
I mean, you're supporting some global fabric companies, some Chinese manufacturer, a global shipping company, Wesfarmers, and Disney. Let's be real here, Kmart doesn't get much at all from any Australian small company or individual.
@greennick: Let's not move the goal post. You still support the others if you buy a non-licenced boxer short from Kmart, don't you? The discussion is about royalties vs no royalties.
@bio: lol, I haven't moved the goal posts, it was a key point of the first post:
"get to support a supermassive corporation instead of some random small company or individual"
Regardless of how much is going to Disney in a royalty, the rest is also going largely to big corporations and foreign companies…
I don't care either way, but just saying if you're buying a Kmart, you'll be hard pressed to find a way to support the little guy in there.
I see Darth likes hanging around balls, you dirty rascal you ;)
Too bad there’s no wookie
Plenty of wokes at Disney though
Actually wookiee has two Es in it.
Bad taste if it has the Sarlacc pit featured
I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Going for a big climax - the stench trench run. Close your eyes Luke
Pity they are polyester.
Polyester
"I've got a bad feeling from these."
Pikachu or Wars?
His and Hers.
He can stow his pokeballs and she can shield her thermal exhaust port.
He can stow his pokeballs and she can shield her thermal exhaust port.
He can stow his pokeballs and she can
shield her thermal exhaust porttake a ride on his Millennium Falcon.
Functional fly with button closure
This will come in handy when it's time to unleash my Lightsaber for battle!
“I thought they smelled bad on the outside”
"No, no, no. This one goes here, that one goes there."
"Back door, huh? Good idea."
"Into the garbage chute fly boy!"
"What an incredible smell you've discovered!"
"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell."
"They came from… Behind!"
“It’s a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.”
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Negative, it didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
"Get clear, Wedge! You won't be able to do any more back there!"
"A slight weapon malfunction, but everythings okay now, fine, thank you, how are you? "
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"He has too much of his father in him."
"Myself, the boy, two droids… and no questions asked."
"Look, good against remotes is one thing, good against the living, that's something else."
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here…"
No polyester down there.
obligatory concealed light saber joke
Mine are currently unlicensed. Where can I renew?
The force is strong in this one
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are u just happy to see me
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
Only XL left
What's "Licenced" has to do here?