How do I get a stack of $5 USD notes for tipping? How? Can you tell me? Do you know? Any idea? How do locals get them? How would I get them? Can they be sourced in advance? How do you do it? How did you do it? I would love to hear.
How Do I Get a Stack of $5 USD Notes for Tipping?
DingoBlue on 02/11/2023 - 14:38
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usually if u go to the money exhanges in shopping centres u can get 1 and 5 dollar usd notes. i usually get 50 bucks worth there for tipping say the driver from the airport. rates are bad but you only getting some
after that just go to a fast food joint and get change.
To answer your questions (In order)
1) Money exchanges in most popular shopping centres
2) Same as above
3) Same as above
4) Same as above
5) Same as above
6) Same as above
7) Same as above
8) Yes
9) Using another currency (preferably AUD)
10) Magic
11) I spoke to your ENT specialist and they said that unfortunately you may never be able to hear again - I'm so sorry.You're welcome.
Now you can tip me $5 USD
I count 10 questions, but 11 if you count the title.
Is what you put the 11 under a question, though?
Here is my answers:
1. Money exchanges
2. Money exchanges
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Money exchanges
6. Money exchanges
7. Money exhangees
8. Yes
9. Money exchanges
10. Last time I changed $200 in money exchanges in Bali airport.
Banks over in the US will do it for you (just pretend that you withdrew cash from their ATM). Bartenders can break notes for you too.
Don't just get $5's either.. make sure you have a bunch of singles too.
You won't need a lot if you're just using card to pay for most stuff as you can add a tip to the total.
high rising terminal
Remind me of Homer and Apu episodes.
[Wiki] Though he pretends to be happy, Apu deeply misses his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, so Homer, feeling guilty, accompanies him to the head office in India. There they meet with the head of the Kwik-E-Mart corporation, who grants them only three questions;
[ForeverDreaming.org]
You may ask me three questions.That's great, because all I need is one.
Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
You?
Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
But I must—
Thank you. Come again.
But—
Thank you. Come again.
Well, that was a big bust.
Is he really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
[ Angry Groan ]
No need to apologize, Apu.
It was as much my fault as it was yours.
[ Growling ]
[ Gagging ]
Okay, Apu! I accept your apology.
[ Both Screaming ]
You want a steady supply of ones, not fives - unless you're an especially affluent & benevolent visitor. Withdraw from an ATM after you arrive (ideally not at an airport). Buy a snack or drink and ask for the change in ones. Any time you break a twenty, ask for change in ones. Helps that all notes are the same colour as recipients of cash don't count their tip while you're present.
Why do i have an image of a toddler tugging at mummy's pants to get an answer
Go to a strip club.
Only if you are dancing.
Ask Jerome Powell to print a wad of $5 for you while he’s got the printer going
Just don't tip, problem solved.
You quickly learn to keep every dollar bill you can get in the USA, as everyone in the service industry is out for a tip. For most purchases I used my cards and the payment terminals helpfully suggest a 20% tip, or you can go higher. Yes, it's a rip off, and most people in the USA hate the tipping culture (unless they're on the receiving end). In some states the minimum wage for tipped service workers is $2.13. They literally live off tips. It's a terribly sick system.
I just Googled average wage for a waiter in California where a lot of Aussies will visit and it is USD14.05 per hour. That is AUD21.82 per hour. And you want to tip them 20%+ on top of that? You and every other table that they are serving. Crazy.
Edit: Minimum wage in California goes up to AUD24.83 per hour in January. I'm sorry but that sort of wage does not need tipping.
Beware the suggested tip on the terminal or hard copy check is based on the total bill when servers only expect 20% of the pre-tax amount.
If you spend $1 at a shop in USA and pay with a $10, you’ll probably get $9 back in ones - use these. Last time I was there they just accumulated so quickly.
Who are you wanting to tip $5? I would be wanting more ones.