For Those residing in North Australia, What Is in Your Emergency Cyclone Kit?

JaymeRyan on 09/10/2023 - 14:27

I am based in the North of Australia and during the wet season (November and May) it is cyclone season. For those up North, what is in your cyclone kit?

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  • kekw on 09/10/2023 - 14:57
    +5

    North? Simple. A pair of thongs, Bunnings straw hat and a case of VB.

  • JaymeRyan on 09/10/2023 - 15:00

    I guess that will help you get through the storm

  • PensionerXXL on 09/10/2023 - 15:14
    +2

    a fleshlight, tissues

    • bobbified on 09/10/2023 - 16:06
      +1

      from your username, i would expect some blue pills to be part of your kit too!

  • AustriaBargain on 09/10/2023 - 15:17
    +1

    Twinkies, condoms, lube, six litres of water, pre-rolled joints, battery pack, every common variant of phone chargers, two BIC lighters, and a Playgirl magazine.

    • deme on 09/10/2023 - 18:16

      Playgirl was an American magazine that featured general interest articles, lifestyle and celebrity news, in addition to nude or semi-nude men. In the 1970s and 1980s, the magazine printed monthly and was marketed mainly to women, although it had a significant gay male readership.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playgirl

      • AustriaBargain on 09/10/2023 - 18:18

        I only read it for the articles.

        • deme on 09/10/2023 - 18:19

          What's your favourite issue?

        • Jimothy Wongingtons on 09/10/2023 - 18:48
          +1

          I can't wait to read about Sport Fishing with Sonny Jurgensen and Norman Mailor's latest clap trap about his waning libido.

  • No on 09/10/2023 - 17:10
    +1

    A week or so of food / medicine / water / alcohol in case the roads get blocked.

    Battery bank and download some movies / tv onto your devices so you have some entertainment if you are without power.

    • deme on 09/10/2023 - 18:18

      Porn?

      • No on 09/10/2023 - 18:23

        ok

  • JaymeRyan on 09/10/2023 - 17:12

    Thanks for the answers and the good laughs. Does anyone have reserve petrol or gas to get out of town for after the cyclone leaves the area?

    • deme on 09/10/2023 - 18:18

      Not sure, but be careful as storing too much (I forget the limit, it might be 2 jerry cans) as insurances will void your insurance.

      Read the PDS etc.

  • Tech5 on 09/10/2023 - 18:20
    +2

    In Darwin for a fair while - Always have 15-20L of water, a carton of great northern original and some ramen.

    • deme on 09/10/2023 - 18:24

      How will you cook it?

      • Tech5 on 09/10/2023 - 18:25
        +2

        By eating it raw and sprinkling some flavour into the mouth

        • deme on 09/10/2023 - 18:27

          The best way

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