The sun's absent but you need a tan? Well don't just get any tan, get an ozbargain tan.
But wait, there's more. Yes you can get
Light tan
Medium tan
Dark Tan
Toucan (Toucans sold separately)
If this is your thing then don't wait. That body is not going to tan itself.
I refuse to buy anything with 'Bondi' or Byron Bay' in the name.