Well, What Did We Get Our Other Halves for Valentines Day

LOzykins on 14/02/2023 - 06:14
Last edited 14/02/2023 - 09:41 by 1 other user

I got mine something that left her breathless.

A treadmill.

This is part of Valentine's Day Sales for 2023.
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  • Archi on 14/02/2023 - 07:00
    +2

    A payment plan for a double burial plot…

    Missus archi isn't getting away from me that easy.

    • Ozykins on 14/02/2023 - 07:46
      +27

      Got the mother-in-law a burial plot for her birthday last year. She asked me the other day what I was thinking of getting her this year. I said nothing, you didn't use last year's present. Ungrateful or what?

      • DarkOz on 14/02/2023 - 08:06
        +1

        Just get her a coffin this year if she didn't get the hint last year.

        • Xistn on 14/02/2023 - 08:09

          Coffins are hella expensive, buy an Urn, send mix messages, is she going under or ash in a tin…

          • DarkOz on 14/02/2023 - 08:11
            +1

            @Xistn: There is always Bunnings around the corner. A pack of plywood with some cheap nails and a hammer. Nothing a good son in law can't build.

            • Xistn on 14/02/2023 - 08:20

              @DarkOz: Bunnings yes, but for the scrap FREE cardboard, cos OzB is the way.

          • bobbified on 14/02/2023 - 08:35

            @Xistn: The Nescafe Blend 43 jar is perfect for an urn! True OzB style!

          • Chandler on 14/02/2023 - 09:53
            +1

            @Xistn: ¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

  • saimone on 14/02/2023 - 07:42

    Fan

    • mskeggs on 14/02/2023 - 10:17
      +4

      Only fan?

  • cookie2 on 14/02/2023 - 07:51
    +4

    Dominos and some bad sex.

    • Gervais fanboy on 14/02/2023 - 07:53
      +9

      So just the usual then..

      • cookie2 on 14/02/2023 - 21:35
        +1

        No need to built up expectations.

        • cookie2 on 14/02/2023 - 21:37
          +1

          In case anyone thinks I'm serious, jokes. Dominos and bad sex was mentioned in an ozb dominos thread this morning that had me chuckling. Bad sex still stands tho.

  • Jimothy Wongingtons on 14/02/2023 - 07:56
    +5

    Roses from neighbours front garden and a pearl necklace

    • Archi on 14/02/2023 - 08:55
      +5

      does the necklace come from the neighbours too

  • Xistn on 14/02/2023 - 08:07

    Massager, it's a hard job alright!

  • Sinnerator on 14/02/2023 - 08:09

    my left hand

    • geekcohen on 14/02/2023 - 08:36

      Is it better than your right?

  • Pecan on 14/02/2023 - 08:30
    +1

    Nothing, Valentine’s Day is cringe af

    • mbck on 14/02/2023 - 09:16
      +3

      Some people would say anime is cringe af too

      • Pecan on 14/02/2023 - 09:22
        -1

        That’s their perogative to say so

        • mbck on 14/02/2023 - 09:29
          +1

          That's obvious.

        • Crow K on 14/02/2023 - 11:03

          Don't take it presonally.

  • bobbified on 14/02/2023 - 08:36

    I can reward myself some other day…

    • djsweet on 14/02/2023 - 10:56

      :'(

      • bobbified on 14/02/2023 - 11:45

        Things could be worse - like buying a new handbag for the girlfriend so she can go out with her boyfriend!

        • djsweet on 14/02/2023 - 12:07

          touché

  • geekcohen on 14/02/2023 - 08:37
    +2

    Lego Flowers. Good all year round.

  • ode1online on 14/02/2023 - 08:42

    Panadol

  • Baysew on 14/02/2023 - 09:39
    +2

    Nation’s Florists To Double The Price Gouging With New Claims Of Rose Shortage

    “Most of our roses come from Russia turns out,” stated local florist Nigel Feathers, hoping most consumers have been ground down enough by the past year to just accept it.

    • DarkOz on 14/02/2023 - 09:48

      From Russia with love…shouldn't we be boycotting it then?

      • Crow K on 14/02/2023 - 11:02
        +2

        I know people get tricked by the Onion all the time, but is this the first 'in the wild' example of someone getting tricked by the Betoota?

        • GG57 on 14/02/2023 - 11:40

          I'm pretty sure that something like this will be here in the OzB forums soon:
          https://www.betootaadvocate.com/humans-of-betoota/heartbroke…

          I'm actually disappointed they didn't reference OzB in his research about how to get his refund.

        • Sleeqb7 on 14/02/2023 - 12:08

          Nah, back when Facebook was still cool there was a "Boomers mistaking Betootaa for news" group that was full of screenshots.

          • Crow K on 14/02/2023 - 12:19

            @Sleeqb7: God, that'd be embarrassing. Only thing worse I can imagine would be screenshotted on a "Believing the Babylon Bee was real" feed

    • GG57 on 14/02/2023 - 10:38

      Betoota is becoming too real, again.

      An awful lot of flowers are imported into Australia.
      People demand certain flowers all year round; they have to come from somewhere.

  • Donaldhump on 14/02/2023 - 09:54

    I got her and her girlfriend a hotel for the night.

  • pharkurnell on 14/02/2023 - 10:11
    +2

    I sent myself a card, but one again Aus post appears to have lost it… 8th year in a row…

  • darvian22 on 14/02/2023 - 10:58

    I bought my hand some moisturiser 😂

  • eek on 14/02/2023 - 11:37
    +3

    Nobody got a tesla model 3 for their partner?

  • cpool on 14/02/2023 - 13:00

    Ambulance cover.

  • mousie on 14/02/2023 - 15:34

    She bought me lunch.

    It's Ozbargain.
    Not Ozromance.

  • Homr on 14/02/2023 - 15:57

    Channel bag

    • GG57 on 14/02/2023 - 16:01
      +1

      Channel?
      Is it a fake Chanel?

      • Homr on 14/02/2023 - 16:01
        +1

        I don't know

        • mousie on 14/02/2023 - 17:08
          +1

          Channel 10 bag. It contains a poster of Waleed Aly

  • cashless on 14/02/2023 - 18:46
    +1

    Sent him back the three kids

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