I am at the Australian Open, and being peckish as rabid woodpecker, I purchased the most ozbargain friendly item available. A hot dog. Get back to my seat. Open hot dog. No sauce. As everyone knows, a hot dog without sauce is not fit for purpose. I take the hot dog back and enquire about the sauce. The girl looks at me like she’s never even heard of sauce, but enquires and discovers that there is sauce behind the register. I get given sauce (free to their credit) and go back to my seat. By this time my hot dog is cold. Should I take my hot dog back for a replacement for refund because it is cold (through no fault of my own)?
Lesson #1 - Don't buy food at any sporting event unless it's from a genuine local franchise etc. Otherwise, odds are it will be crap and way over-priced so that they can pay the hosting fees.
Repeat.