Phone call canvassing

Just browsing ozbargain when I got this call.

me - Hello

(Few second delay) me - thinks, spammer!!

Hello, is this Mr Ozpete?

  • yyeessss

and how are you today Mr Ozpete?

  • I was fine until this call

Oh and why is that?

  • because some idiot is going to try and sell me some junk and I'm not interested

Oh! ok have a nice day!

Click.

Wow a great new way to counteract these guys in a fun way and they hung up first. I am still laughing…

Comments

  • Did they actually call you ozpete? If so, epic. If not, simply awesome.

    • I think he used it as a pseudonym.

      I received one or two of these calls a while back — on my mobile phone. I was immediately annoyed and asked how they knew my number. Guy just mumbled something and when I asked to clarify I got hung up on :S

      • +1

        I think so too, just hoping.

  • Carefully and silently put the handset alongside the phone,[do not hang up] say nothing and walk out of room.

    They will be talking to themselves!

    Phone back on hook in a few minutes

    Hilarious!

    • No, you tell them that they'll need to talk with the wife/husband. That way they expect a bit of a wait.

      Or alternatively, keep a whistle by the phone. I got one after the 21st or 22nd call from "Microsoft".

      A third option is to chat about how you could have a "Microsoft" virus on your Mac (again, this is a targeted response).

      • Give the phone to your little kid, toddler or pet dog.

        Or even better, tell them they've reached a phone sex hotline and see how they respond :)

        • tell them that they'll need to talk with the wife/husband

          Meanwhile, play some Justin Beiber or Spice Girls music in the background ;)
          Or tell them they have a virus on their computer!

  • There's a reverse number lookup site using crowd annotation: http://www.reverseaustralia.com/

    I got a few missed calls from a number which turned out to be marked as a Telemarketeer. The next time they called:

    Hello, is that Mr. Green Possum?

    Just a moment, let me check your number. Ah you are that spammer. Sorry, but I'm not interested. (Hangup)

    LOL!

  • Haha, I just redisovered this site with a nice counterscript to telemarketeers.

    http://www.egbg.nl/?id=1289764768&lan=en

    I wonder if anybody has tried it.

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