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Durex Pleasure Me Condom 30 Pack $10.95 ($9.86 S&S) + Delivery ($0 with Prime/ $39 Spend) @ Amazon AU

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Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool. Grab a 30 pack of some Durex Pleasure Me’s and satisfy the love of your life (even if you’re a 2 pump Peter).

That’s right, this’ll last you 30 years, you’re still waiting to use the ones from the last deal, regular fit is 14 inches too big ra ra ra. Just practice safe sex and you’ll be roses =)

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  • xaces on 04/08/2022 - 20:04
    +82

    I came for the comments

    • About2KickIn on 04/08/2022 - 20:06
      +123

      I came, full stop

      • webtherapist on 04/08/2022 - 20:10
        +1

        lg or sml lol

      • King Steuart on 04/08/2022 - 20:51
        +3

        As long as she said yes verbally or gave a gesture

        • M00Cow on 05/08/2022 - 06:30

          Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.

          Does unwrapping count as consent?

        • crentist on 05/08/2022 - 09:38

          You should get it in writing

      • nightelves on 04/08/2022 - 21:06

        You kicked in a bit too early

      • SF3 on 04/08/2022 - 21:06

        stop

        As described in the product description.

      • Freestyle on 04/08/2022 - 23:45
        +7

        +69 votes, no one touch it

        stop the count!

        • mckayver on 04/08/2022 - 23:53

          It's over now. People take it back down to 69.lol

      • ShanghaiRocks on 05/08/2022 - 11:16

        That's what she said!

    • FDA2021 on 04/08/2022 - 20:16
      +2

      Guess you came too early

      • zombie hunter on 05/08/2022 - 08:11

        No came too late

        • Buy2Much on 05/08/2022 - 10:08

          Better late than never!

    • RickyPoontang on 04/08/2022 - 20:41

      First to come on this thread

    • montorola on 04/08/2022 - 20:55
      +1

      I came after reading the comments lol

      • Homr on 05/08/2022 - 10:59

        I came before….wait that's pre-come

    • SF3 on 04/08/2022 - 21:03
      +2

      looks like we all came for the same cause, we are seeing the effects now.

    • Yummy on 04/08/2022 - 22:14

      Apu: thank you please cum again.

    • confidantduk on 05/08/2022 - 12:57

      don't break the +69 count!

  • PlagueistheCheap on 04/08/2022 - 20:06
    +39

    The same, lame jokes

    • Hank Scorpion on 04/08/2022 - 20:32
      +48

      Comment section has gone soft.

      • SF3 on 04/08/2022 - 21:04

        that doesn't work well with the said product.

      • mckayver on 04/08/2022 - 23:55

        Did you know in Japan they have a computer store chain called, Hardoff.

    • RickyPoontang on 04/08/2022 - 20:42
      +9

      Little guy can't handle it

    • D3m3ntia on 04/08/2022 - 21:05

      Copy, paste, done.

    • Buy2Much on 04/08/2022 - 22:35
      +1

      The same old jokes come and go… but don’t be so hard on them…

    • Homr on 05/08/2022 - 10:59
      +1

      don't come then

  • Jeffie on 04/08/2022 - 20:06
    +1

    Wait, wrapping your tool makes you a fool?

    • About2KickIn on 04/08/2022 - 20:14
      +2

      Quite the opposite actually

      • Jeffie on 04/08/2022 - 20:15
        +3

        I see the description was revised (- originally said, "Don't be a fool and wrap your tool").

      • Zackeroo on 04/08/2022 - 20:51
        +1

        fool a you makes tool your wrapping?

    • ireadtermsofuse on 05/08/2022 - 09:15

      Don’t be silly, wrap your pallets

  • djmm on 04/08/2022 - 20:09
    +2

    Whats a 2 pump Peter

    • iNeed2Pee on 04/08/2022 - 20:10
      +4

      maybe they meant 2 pump chump?

      • Jimbuscus on 04/08/2022 - 20:58
        +9

        It's like a Two Can Sam.

    • reactor-au on 04/08/2022 - 20:11

      2x 1 pump Peter?

    • ihfree on 04/08/2022 - 20:32
      +2

      Twice the pleasure of a 1 pump Peter

    • slowmo on 04/08/2022 - 20:53
      +1

      Peter griffin laugh

    • silverrat23 on 04/08/2022 - 21:04
      +4

      An effort even worse than Jack Nischler's 6.

      • Gunnar on 05/08/2022 - 09:59

        So cut that he got banned!

    • andione1983 on 04/08/2022 - 22:17

      A 2 pump dump

    • buckster on 04/08/2022 - 23:42

      Two pumps and you're out!

  • Heaps for Cheaps on 04/08/2022 - 20:11
    -3

    OP, add 'condoms' to title. I think a cool name for these would be 'Schlongers' ie. Hey, did you bring some schlongers?

  • ChickenDinner123 on 04/08/2022 - 20:11
    +6

    Will this fit my magnum dong?

    • RSmith on 04/08/2022 - 20:26
      +27

      Before or after the magnum has melted?

    • amzinguserman on 04/08/2022 - 20:58

      yes it will Dr.

    • No ONE on 04/08/2022 - 21:03
      +3

      nah, it's way too loose for you.

    • DiscountForThee on 05/08/2022 - 08:40

      On a more serious note, the 56mm width is on the average side and definitely not towards the larger circumferences

    • AustriaBargain on 05/08/2022 - 12:58
      +1

      If you do hang dong then seriously make sure you find a good fitting condom, you don't want it to be too tight which feels uncomfortable and increases changes of breakage.

  • anamul on 04/08/2022 - 20:11
    +5

    After getting 50 free condoms from LifeStyles, why not 30 more! Will come in handy once I have a gf.

    • cloud68 on 04/08/2022 - 20:51

      Don’t forget to check the other 50’s expiry date

    • rye on 04/08/2022 - 23:35
      +3

      Will come in handy once I have if I get a gf.

  • Richmond Tigers on 04/08/2022 - 20:11
    +4

    Girth 56mm? My chode is more than double that.

    • Rayzorback on 05/08/2022 - 09:13

      I guess you won’t be rolling it back very much then

  • Heaps for Cheaps on 04/08/2022 - 20:13
    +1

    is that radius, diameter or circumference?

    • UNO on 04/08/2022 - 21:05

      Radius

    • wtfnodeal on 04/08/2022 - 21:16
      +1

      Circumcised no I meant circumference.

    • jackspratt on 05/08/2022 - 01:41

      Length.

    • poboy on 05/08/2022 - 11:35

      It's cord.

    • lancesta on 06/08/2022 - 10:12

      Cross sectional area

  • Jimothy Wongingtons on 04/08/2022 - 20:13
    +10

    Are y’all here for the advanced master class in condom ballon animal crafting?

    • MattyD on 04/08/2022 - 20:51
      +4

      Yes. Make any kind of animal, as long as it is a snake.

  • drhip on 04/08/2022 - 20:16

    No need Durex to just Pleasure Me…

    • pennypincher98 on 04/08/2022 - 20:46
      +5

      How about Dulux? Painter at heart?

  • NeggerOfDeals on 04/08/2022 - 20:19
    +10

    My condoms from the last deal expired before I even opened the packet.

  • CptnObvious on 04/08/2022 - 20:23
    +1

    What is this?

    • ihfree on 04/08/2022 - 20:27

      A multipurpose latex bag. The only limit is your imagination.

      • CptnObvious on 04/08/2022 - 20:28
        +5

        I thought these were bad for the environment and have been banned. We have to use paper alternatives now.

        • coxymla on 04/08/2022 - 20:46

          Lambskin is hypoallergenic, biodegradable, and renewable.

        • Shon on 04/08/2022 - 21:16

          You are thinking about children

    • Heaps for Cheaps on 04/08/2022 - 20:28

      Long balloons for 'balloon animal' artists

  • Lets Go Brandon on 04/08/2022 - 20:28
    +15

    Thanks OP, grabbed 3 boxes for the daughter.

    • GTR12 on 04/08/2022 - 20:59
      +44

      I don't think you are meant to use them on your own daughter.

    • tallkid123 on 04/08/2022 - 21:04

      NO KIDS FOR YOU!!

    • mckayver on 04/08/2022 - 23:57

      Let's go Brandon. Love it.

    • poboy on 05/08/2022 - 11:36

      Thanks neighbour. Looking forward to it.

    • Buy2Much on 05/08/2022 - 12:01
      -1

      You do know these are designed for male genital right? 😉

  • bdl on 04/08/2022 - 20:29
    +1

    Durexable Me: The RISE of You

    • pennypincher98 on 04/08/2022 - 20:47
      +1

      Don't miss the sequel: The RAISE of New

  • ne-us on 04/08/2022 - 20:30
    +1

    Thanks Op, will this protect me from monkeypox? 🙈

    • RSmith on 04/08/2022 - 20:32
      +10

      Why are you having sex with monkeys?

      • t25 on 04/08/2022 - 20:43
        +6

        No kink shaming please. Let the man have his pleasure.

      • duodeta on 04/08/2022 - 22:26
        +1

        poor monkeys. should try Gorilla

  • Hank Scorpion on 04/08/2022 - 20:31
    +2

    Do they lay-by.

    • pennypincher98 on 04/08/2022 - 20:48
      +1

      I'm sure you can pay someone to lay and say bye.

  • [Deactivated] on 04/08/2022 - 20:34
    -7

    Abortion is free. This is OzBargain.

    • pennypincher98 on 04/08/2022 - 20:49
      +3

      HIV/AIDS and STDs are also free. Sharing is caring :)

  • nasesco72 on 04/08/2022 - 20:36
    +6

    Aldi goliath cling wrap is OzB’s choice

    • dust on 04/08/2022 - 20:42
      +2

      Accidental kids is not the OzBargain way!

      • slowmo on 04/08/2022 - 20:55
        +5

        Additional Woolworths rewards profile and free fruit per entry

  • Goliegosh on 04/08/2022 - 20:37
    +4

    Finally! A lifetime supply.

    • fadeinthemix on 05/08/2022 - 10:03

      Finally someone made this comment

  • Pinhed on 04/08/2022 - 20:38
    +7

    Are there 29 other people who want to chip in with me?

    • PennyPincher11 on 04/08/2022 - 22:24
      +7

      Sure your gf can take so many?

      • Rayzorback on 05/08/2022 - 09:15
        +2

        Ha got him !

  • BargainBuddy on 04/08/2022 - 20:39
    +1

    Don't forget to unsubscribe.

  • simonizmaster on 04/08/2022 - 20:42
    +1

    The True Ozbargainers must….resist…

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