Body Wash / Shower Cream Flavourings

I cracked open a bottle of Passion Fruit and Monoi Oil Body Wash. After the shower I smelt delicious. Cordial flavourings are so boring! Lemon, Lime, Orange etc… At the supermarket I screw open the top of body wash bottles to smell what's inside. They smell so delicious and I wish that cordials had such flavours. There is so much body wash that surely those flavours would be available but they don't sell them as food.

Would you like to have body wash flavours available in cordials?

Poll Options

  • 5
    Yes
  • 42
    No

Comments

  • my body wash smells like amaretto, so i can already drink it.

  • Just when you thought you'd heard everything… OzB brings the 'hold my beer'….

    • +4

      I think you meant ‘hold my cordial’….

      • Hold my Eneloops

  • I miss the Aldi Caramel Soap/Body Wash.

  • +1

    This is the ozbargain body wash of choice - Mint Tingle when it is $2
    https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/B001ICEG4K/ref=ppx_yo_d…

  • I bath in goon.

  • +1

    /r/forbiddensnacks/

    would like a word with you OP

  • +1

    My body wash smells like whatever is half-priced.

    Although it is probably possible to chuck some esters in some sugar syrup for some body wash cordial

  • Apparently the Original Source Zingy Lime shower gel/body wash makes your privates all tingly lol
    That's what I read anyway.

    • +1

      $2 on Amazon if anyone wants a fun time

  • +2

    I confess that I have tried tasting nice smelling body wash. But they put a substance in it to make it taste bitter so that people don't eat it sigh

    • The body wash plot thickens…

    • Did you try drink it?

    • Thankyou for your services to the human race. Your (failed) efforts will be remembered after your passing. R.I.P.

  • -1

    @SlavOz - why don't you just journal your thoughts rather than posting your 'dear diary' entries on a bargain site?

    • Hey @SlavOz, you're busted. You thought calling everyone else @SlavOz and pretending to be cognitively impaired would divert attention from you?

      You were wrong.

      Busted!

      • Well, you would know all about cognitive impairment.

        • Yes @SlavOz, I would! That's exactly why I said pretending..

    • +2

      I thought this OP's post is more like Mr Onion's.

      • 🧅🧅🧅

    • Ah, you're clearly not paying much attention to slavoz posting style if you think that the op posting is similar…..

  • I cracked open a bottle of Passion Fruit and Monoi Oil Body Wash. After the shower I smelt delicious. Cordial flavourings are so boring!
    I wish that cordials had such flavours.

    Just mix your own up then. Passion Fruit and Monoi Oil are all edible product you can buy.

  • I prefer cheap bar soaps for this reason. There are too many weird fragrances and unknown chemicals that come with body washes.

    I am open to someone recommending a non-fragrant sensitive body wash, but they all have this chemical smell, especially the ones that market themselves as non-soap body washes.

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