[PC] Goose Simulator Alpha Promo Sale - Free (Normally US$4.99) @ Itch.io

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• A sale that will stay active the whole time Goose Simulator is in Development.
• Goose Simulator ALPHA 1 trailer

About Goose Simulator

Goose Simulator Brings you the stupidest gameplay you've ever seen. 100s of dumb ass glitches, the worst physics you've ever seen, and the dumbest, most hilarious Story Mode You Have Ever Seen.

Have you ever wanted to roam around a Cartoon City and shoot things, blow shit up and go flying through the air at uncontrollable speeds? Well, you are in for a treat because that is what Goose Simulator is all about! Worst game physics ever, got em. 100s of Dumb glitches, got em. Hilariously Stupid Story mode, got it. Jump into Goose Sim This Summer and Laugh Your Ass Of.

Most Notable Features

• Blow Shit Up and watch it fly into Outerspace
• Swing From Buildings With A Grappler
• Ragdoll and flop all over the place
• 100s of Stupid ass glitches to find and play with
• Stupidest Story Ever
• Mysteries to find
• Break Up Drug deals and take Them For Yourself
• Launch Yourself Through the Atmosphere with an Explosive Fart

Release Date

ALPHA 1 - May 21st

ALPHA 2 - June 18th - June 25th

BETA - July Or Early August

Full Release and Story mode - Fall

Updates

We will make updates for the game that will include new content and new features every couple of months.

Related Stores

itch.io

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  bdl on 23/05/2022 - 16:35

  +1

  I think ScoMo had early access

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    gimli on 23/05/2022 - 16:56

    +1

    Whos scomo?

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      scar4ace on 23/05/2022 - 17:27

      +9

      He's NoMo

    • Phoebus on 23/05/2022 - 17:46 Comment score below threshold.
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        Faro on 23/05/2022 - 18:01

        +3

        Personal maid?

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        bigbadboogieman on 23/05/2022 - 18:38

        +2

        Still in a timezone that's not Australia?

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        Ravensbane on 24/05/2022 - 11:57

        Portable masturbator? He was a (profanity) that travelled a lot…

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  joelmuzz on 23/05/2022 - 16:36

  Does it just use the webcam to show the person who paid $5 for a goose game the facial expressions of a goose?

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  gimli on 23/05/2022 - 16:53

  -1

  If this is Brodened it will become OOS simulator.

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  Sven Viking on 23/05/2022 - 17:07

  Does whatever a Spider-Goose does.

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    MrFrugalSpend on 23/05/2022 - 18:20

    +1

    Can he swing, from a web, no he can't, 'he's a Goose!

    LOOK OUT, He is Spider-Goose!

    …There's a Simpsons quote for everything

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  AustriaBargain on 23/05/2022 - 17:13

  +3

  Don't forget to grab your copy of the latest Aussie survival horror game Scotty Goes To Centrelink https://colestia.itch.io/scotty-goes-to-centrelink

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    mortyestmorty on 23/05/2022 - 19:04

    Lol gave me a good laugh

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      Forfiet on 24/05/2022 - 00:57

      I actually liked the song in the credits!

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  TheRealCJ on 23/05/2022 - 17:38

  +3

  It's like someone ripped off Goat Simulator and then ripped off Untitled Goose Game and mashed them into one monstrosity

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    Ravensbane on 24/05/2022 - 11:58

    My kids will love it. Just like DEEEER Simulator.

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  Phoebus on 23/05/2022 - 17:49

  Goose desktop is all you need

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  dynaflow on 23/05/2022 - 18:12

  Is this for children under 10?

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    Ravensbane on 24/05/2022 - 11:58

    From the looks of things yes, will be fine.

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  DemocracyManifest on 24/05/2022 - 17:40

  Looks as crap as amazing frog