Mint chocolate chip ice cream rant

wizzlesticks on 17/01/2022 - 23:04

Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream,
I've loved it since I was thirteen,
Think I discovered it at Walgreens,
But in Oz it's not quite mainstream.

Here the mint chip is not very chippy,
Instead the chocolate is just flaky,
I think the brands are a bit skimpy,
I paid for chocolate you frickin' stingy!

I tried them all like Pana Organic,
Tubs of Bulla Creamy Classics,
Connoisseur when it's half price,
Even Ben & Jerry's politicial advice.

All I want is are thick big chips,
Enough chocolate to sit on my lips,
Yes I know they will go to my hips,
Give me your thoughts and your tips.

Food & Grocery Ice Cream

Comments

  • life is suffering on 17/01/2022 - 23:06
    +6

    Worst flavor

    • [Deactivated] on 17/01/2022 - 23:15
      +1

      good for suffering!?

  • Jimothy Wongingtons on 17/01/2022 - 23:08
    +1

    Nah bulla one is mint

  • onetwothreefour on 17/01/2022 - 23:30
    +5

    IVI is that you?

    • Daabido on 17/01/2022 - 23:57
      +1

      No, too lucid.

  • kanmen on 17/01/2022 - 23:40

    I feel like the range of products that we get in Australia is significantly less than in the US. Which makes sense given we're a country that has 13 times less of a population and probably market than the US, so I wouldn't expect much.

    • DashCam AKA Rolts on 18/01/2022 - 08:39

      We don't have the market for all of the corn syrup that the USA adds to every possible food stuff.

      • orangetrain on 18/01/2022 - 13:18
        +1

        We need to give trillions to farmers to get the yummy corn syrup goodness!

  • Iwantthebestprice on 17/01/2022 - 23:48
    +1

    Just get a tub of vanilla ice cream and break up a wing crisp bar and mix it all together, thank me when your having the best ice cream of your life ;)

  • sharkyoz on 18/01/2022 - 00:27
    +2

    make your own then

  • KaTst3R on 18/01/2022 - 00:54
    +2

    Sounds like a rap from a manufacturer that does strawberry vanilla ice cream trying to bash the choc mint maker.

  • morse on 18/01/2022 - 04:41
    +1

    Sometimes things are different in different countries. When I lived in the US bread and coffee were awful (luckily there are improved options in most areas now).

    Anyway in Australia I think the mint chip with actual chips is more at icecream shops, like the places where you buy by the scoop. They usually get there supplies from wholesalers like this https://www.everest-icecream.com.au/range/core-range/ice-cre…
    You can buy direct from the supplier from this place but need to buy 5l(so I’d recommend finding a shop that sells it by the scoop first to see if you like it).

    Otherwise just buy a packet of choc chips and stir into the supermarket ones for double choc flake/chip mint.

  • SBOB on 18/01/2022 - 07:41
    +6

    Give me your thoughts and your tips

    Your poetry skills would give the Vogon's a run for their money….

  • kizzy on 18/01/2022 - 08:22
    +3

    Best flavour cos you don't have to brush your teeth after

  • djones145 on 18/01/2022 - 08:25
    +1

    Make
    your
    own

  • Halo375 on 18/01/2022 - 08:26

    Dairy Bell mint choc chip!

  • MS Paint on 18/01/2022 - 08:32
    +3

    You're a poet
    And you didn't realise

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