Do You Take a Dump at Work and if Not Why?

I dont know how some people can work 40 hours + a week and not knock out at least sometimes during office hours

Poll Options

  • 110
    Yes
  • 22
    No

Comments

  • +39

    "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"

    • +2

      Upvote for making it rhyme!

  • +1

    Always mate. Even better now that I'm WFH because I'm in love with my bidet.

    • Did it originally come with a tag that said "Not for internal use"? 😆

  • +1

    Does a bear crap in the woods?

  • Why not

  • Not on your floor though

  • I wfh, so yes?

  • +4

    100% yes. I will even save up just to do it at work. Nothing beats poopin’ on company time…

  • When you gotta do a no.2, you gotta do a no.2…

    • +16

      I used to… until I found out someone was boiling their eggs in the kettle.

  • Generally go to a much quieter floor than my own…but my body is like clockwork, generally have to go 15-20mins before I start work

  • +3

    Im more concerned why anyone would want to know ….

  • My office used to be a private room so I have my own toilet and shower. Certainly makes things easier :)

  • +1

    I don’t know what is the weirdest thing

    1. The fact that I thought earlier today about doing a poll on the same thing! (100% legit, had exactly the same thought)

    2. The fact that people poop at work, especially when there is only 1 cubicle in a small office and it’s awkward when you face your colleague in the bathroom at the same time as you are doing a wee

    I still think that number 1 is pretty dam weird!

  • +1

    I have poop social phobia, so God no.

  • I don't like doing it at work, but if I've gotta go, then I've gotta go.

  • I don't find smelling other peoples nasty turds appealing and when you're on a big site theres always someone next to you.

  • I wish I could choose when and where I do it but when you gotta you you gotta go.

  • Definitely

  • +2

    Saves on TP.

    • And water.

  • Glad the question came under work and education, I’ve learnt something new today

  • No, because i worry about splash back LOL

    • +1

      chuck a whole bunch of toilet paper first in the bowl before dumping. no splashback

  • I don't like to dump anywhere except my home bowl in general but sometimes you just have to go. I averaged one dump at work every two and a half years over the last fifteen years.

  • Boys, If you gotta go, you gotta go

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