I dont know how some people can work 40 hours + a week and not knock out at least sometimes during office hours
Do You Take a Dump at Work and if Not Why?

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Upvote for making it rhyme!
Always mate. Even better now that I'm WFH because I'm in love with my bidet.
Did it originally come with a tag that said "Not for internal use"? 😆
Does a bear crap in the woods?
Why not
Not on your floor though
I wfh, so yes?
100% yes. I will even save up just to do it at work. Nothing beats poopin’ on company time…
this is my mentality too
When you gotta do a no.2, you gotta do a no.2…
I used to… until I found out someone was boiling their eggs in the kettle.
Generally go to a much quieter floor than my own…but my body is like clockwork, generally have to go 15-20mins before I start work
Im more concerned why anyone would want to know ….
My office used to be a private room so I have my own toilet and shower. Certainly makes things easier :)
I don’t know what is the weirdest thing
The fact that I thought earlier today about doing a poll on the same thing! (100% legit, had exactly the same thought)
The fact that people poop at work, especially when there is only 1 cubicle in a small office and it’s awkward when you face your colleague in the bathroom at the same time as you are doing a wee
I still think that number 1 is pretty dam weird!
I have poop social phobia, so God no.
I don't like doing it at work, but if I've gotta go, then I've gotta go.
I don't find smelling other peoples nasty turds appealing and when you're on a big site theres always someone next to you.
I wish I could choose when and where I do it but when you gotta you you gotta go.
Definitely
Saves on TP.
And water.
Glad the question came under work and education, I’ve learnt something new today
No, because i worry about splash back LOL
chuck a whole bunch of toilet paper first in the bowl before dumping. no splashback
I don't like to dump anywhere except my home bowl in general but sometimes you just have to go. I averaged one dump at work every two and a half years over the last fifteen years.
Boys, If you gotta go, you gotta go
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"