iOS Universal SqueezeB#####d Was $0.99 Now Free

WatchNerd on 23/01/2012 - 12:07 itunes.apple.com (522 clicks)
Last edited 23/01/2012 - 13:50

Nice puzzle game,

—Player needs to push box to beat the monsters.
—Be Careful those organs, it may help you or kill you.
—Try to open the treasure chest.

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Keef on 23/01/2012 - 12:28

+4

"One morning, the girl found a letter in the mailbox" - poor girl doesn't have a name and its a rather odd place to find mail.

"The monster kidnapped her pet." Why ? What did the pet do?

"But her pocket money is so poor that she could not afford to pay the ransom." Perhaps the pocket money should get a job then.

"Be Careful those organs, it may be help you and may be kill you." LOL! Yes organs can be a good or bad thing for us humans!

"Not only you can move the box. Be careful!" hahaha really?
- schwinn on 23/01/2012 - 12:29
  
  All your base are belong to us
  /end game
tsunamisurfer on 23/01/2012 - 12:55

Father : Hi son…I found a new app for you to play. Squeeze Bastard.

Son : What is a Bastard?

Father : /facepalm.
- _Bruce_ on 23/01/2012 - 13:34
  
  I am disappoint?
simulacrum on 23/01/2012 - 13:31

+1

Yes when you "push box", you should always remember to "be careful those organs".
Daff on 23/01/2012 - 14:02

Doesn't even start on my ipod, loads for a while then drops back to the menu. Running iOS 3.2
- caprimulgus on 23/01/2012 - 18:19
  
  Same on ipod touch 2g running 4.2.1
nicksnoobie on 23/01/2012 - 14:04

Thanks
Housecat on 23/01/2012 - 15:00

Wow, save 99 cents…
d34dr00 on 23/01/2012 - 15:45

Thanks :D