But you can have it for the special price of $999.00 lol. I was browsing Amazon and stumbled across this monstrosity of non-necessity http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Giant-Swiss-Knife/dp/B001…
Thinking it was some kind of joke by amazon after reading through some of the hilarious comments i decided to google the knife and lo and behold this crazy thing is for real mah hahahahahaha!!!!! Almost fell off me chair O.o
Check out the video for more laughs: http://www.wengerna.com/giant-knife-16999
How is this the ultimate survival tool when it doesn't have a built in modem, usb stick and a led display?
will be ultimate deal if supports 3g
yeah.. but does it blend? lol.
looks like the single most pointless 'pocket knife' you can get….
lol @ "Pocket"… more like car trailer or tool box
Edit.. maybe mount it on the bullbar? That would get them moving out of the way in peak hour hahaha
But then how would you get your keys in the ignition, when they're on the knife's keyring?
Loved this review comment.
It's a great knife, it's just that the toothpick is in the center of the knife so when you use it, it looks like your playing some kinda f'd up harmonica.
I think the comments are worth reading alone!
"…I discovered, after going through all the motions to unfold and extract the little 2-seat car, that this knife only comes with a starter (1 gallon) amount of gasoline! They didn't even fill the tank for a $1,000 knife!
Good thing I was still in town, and near a gas station, before heading up the mountain on my Wengermobile. I look ridiculous enough sitting on a knife, but an out-of-gas knife on the side of the road would have been mortifying." classic lol!
you know, after reading some reviews(rants?!) i get the feeling anyone who buys this item should be stuffed, preserved with formaldehyde and placed in a natural history museum, somewhere inbetween the t-rex egg and the stuffed dodo bird would fit nicely!
"Designed to fit the contours of the human hand perfectly which creates a firmer grip and makes every knife safer and more precise. " - if your hand can fit this perfectly, you're probably not human…
Hilarious! The reviews are pure gold.
Wtf at the link: View and share related images
http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B001…
"Traumatic Amputation" - Cartoon hand is detached
"Amputation repaired" - Cartoon hand has a stapler on it
This shouldn't be in the forum. This should be an OzBargain DEAL. There's currently $400 off at amazon!
I'd get one - you never know when you're going to need a Cigar Cutter a 12/20-gauge choke tube tool and a 300 ft range laser pointer at short notice.