I want to eat all the rum balls.
Both Coles and Woolworths don't sell rum balls anymore (because they hate me). Where can I get rum balls? Preferably a lot of rum balls.
If you have a recipe for rum balls that doesn't make you want to kill yourself as part of the preparation that would be okay too.
Based on your photo you’re obviously a cat like species (hopefully that’s the current PC term) - Have you considered meatballs and a bottle of rum?