Father's day… No breakfast in bed because I'm a dad and I hate crumbs in bed… But, an attempt was made, and for that, I am eternally grateful… But It sparked a war of opinions in the household that may just have someone sleeping outside… Just want to know what makes toast good and what is the proper amount of toasting to make the toast palatable for you.
As a follow up to my very unsuccessful posts to clear up "Where do people grab their bread from in the loaf" and "How much is not enough to put the bottle back in the fridge", I present you with… "Why the hell would you cook toast like that!?!??!!"
Over recent weeks (really, more like years), it has come to my attention that people like their toast cooked a certain way. Like a fine steak, it's all about how it is cooked, and I have been offered toast that is, well, best described as"passed through a warm room" right up to "did you call the fire department to put the fire out?" and I've had enough. This is right up there with "How does the toilet roll get hung" and is possibly the the reason the next world war will be fought over…
I have stolen a photo of some toast (because I am basically to lazy to waste bread to make my own) and I am posting it as a 10 point reference, from 0 being "isnt bread already cooked, why are you burning it again?" to 9, being "If this doesn't get the fireys around, its not cooked enough…".
Please "click here" to view the reference photo, and then let me know in the comments where you stand on this important issue. <1> starting top left, working down to <9> in the bottom right…
InB4: "Slow news day, huh?"… Well, it makes a nice change from the own goal kickers in the Automotive subforum as of late…
Love the post. Very entertaining. Although I would’ve used. “Can draw a charcoal portrait with it” for number 9.
Can we follow up with what is the “best level to boil an egg to” or “how do you get a poached egg to have a nicely done yolk without a watery white”.